Lucifer: Ok Charlie When You Get To Heaven You Will Meet Sera It's Important You Mentally Prepare For

Lucifer: Ok Charlie when you get to heaven you will meet Sera it's important you mentally prepare for this!

Charlie: It will be fine dad.

(Later in heaven)

Charlie (Sees Sera drops to all fours): Arf arf arf!

Sera: Ah yes first time meeting me, if I step on you, do you promise to act normally for the rest of your stay?

(Charlie pants and nods)

Sera (stepping on Charlie): People are so bizarre.

Clara: "What in the hell do you think you're doing?"

Velvette: "Taking Carmilla her coffee?"

Odette: "You can't, Mother is in the dressing room."

Velvette: "Are you for fucking real? I've seen Carmilla naked, hell I probably see her naked more often then clothed!"

Odette (Adjusting her glasses): "Ignoring your perversion, It is still uncouth to enter the dressing room while she's changing Ms Velvette."

Velvette: " Ms Velvette? Oh come now no need to be so formal call me Grandma!"

Clara: "Grandma?"

Velvette: " Yeah, cuz Carmilla calls me Mommy."

Clara and Odette (Looking disgusted and unimpressed respectively)

Velvette: "Which got to admit a bit weird when she does it while I'm dressed as one of you two."

Odette (As Clara doubles over dry heaving): "Y-You're lying!"

Velvette: "I am, most likely, almost certainly, but... you two will never know for sure less you wanna watch me shag your mum."

Carmilla (Hearing Velvette knock): Is that you Velvette?"

Velvette (Entering the dressing room): "It is, got your coffee, Also an ever growing insight into why bitches in movies are always shipping their step kids off to boarding school."

Continuing my work as a purveyor of rarepares

Velvette is watching a cringe commercial compilation when she suddenly pauses and rewinds eyes wide and scanning the screen of her phone over and over,

she switches it to play on the TV and stares in awe at the white and grey hellhound as her imagination races the ideas flooding her mind, she looks up the address for the business it's over in that slummy imp city, she throws on something to impress grabs her phone and rushes off, to acquire her new muse.

Pretty standard stuff here Velvette sees Loona as a object of inspiration and lust needs to see her as a person gets frustrated when Blitzo won't just sell her, decides to try and woo her falls for her for real, can do a whole need to keep it secret because Loona being a hellborn makes her a easy target for Velvette's enemies, maybe whole tragic thing where Velvette needs her own love potions to feel intimate and Loona demands she break the addiction, crazy Velvette fans targeting Loona, lot's of potential here I think, for a slightly different take compared to Loona x Bee, what with Velvette being more overtly evil and presenting a more flawed love interest.

Helsa x Lute, their love language is hating charlie and vaggie,

Loot AU: Trust falls

"I love you!" Charlie started standing on the stage.

Loot's cheeks began to heat up and she looked away to regain her composure "say it back you idiot you have been waiting years for this fucking moment say it fucking back!" Loot screamed in her mind before.

"All of you, as friends!" Charlie added just as Loot turned back, "Friends, who are in no way obligated to return these very platonic feelings, or any romantic feelings due to any actions on my part!" Charlie ended with a nervous laugh before throwing herself of the stage.

Loot pushed away the intruding self loathing to rush forward and catch her "I've got you ma'am!" Loot's eyes darted to her organic hand clutching Charlie's arm as she held her, and there it was the imaginary blood staining her hand and spreading to Charlie, Loot was used to it by now and blinked it away.

"I knew I could count on you Looty Patooty!" Charlie proclaimed bopping Loot's nose as she was set down.

"Can't help but notice I'm the only one who ran to catch you." Loot said as she turned to glare at the rest of the group.

"Ahh come on doll!" Angel said throwing his hands out to the side, " We just didn't want to get trampled by the princess's noble knight." He added in a mocking sweet tone.

"Angel! I will rip your fucking dick off!" Loot yelled.

"Hey you said you wouldn't do that again!" Angel protested.

"I said I would try not to!" Loot retorted letting anger act as anodyne for her soul to bury the hurt of both once again deluding herself into thinking Charlie returned her ""sick"" feelings, and remembering why she deserved this hell.

If Emily turns out to be Charlie's half sister

Emily meeting her father Lucifer for the first time "This is Lute my girlfriend."

"You like stealing Adam's girl?! I like stealing Adam's girl!" He scoops Emily and Lute into a big hug, "We have so much in common!"