I Almost For Got About The Low Battery DJ. I Should Listen To Some Of Low Batterys Work.

I almost for got about the low battery DJ. I should listen to some of low battery’s work.

Me: (Refuses to charge phone)

My favourite part of every song is when every single track stops for a second and the lady says "low battery"

YESSS!!!!

BAD IDEAS MAKE THINGS MORE FUN

ideas

Photo from the protests in Iran over the murder of Mahsa Amini. (Source)

(Can someone translate the text in this photo? I'd like to add a caption but I don't know what it says and I can't paste it into a trasnation app.)

Edit: thanks everyone who's added a translation!! I've reblogged it a couple times with the translations but I'll add one here to the original post too (thanks @pineapplecrispy!)

OoOoOohhh looks like maybe Austin buuut I wuld be San Antonio because of university soooo idk

I find it strangely humorous how Arkansas has just been yeeted out of the picture. like is thare no city of Arkansas good enough?

CITIZEN: IT HAS BEEN 237 YEARS SINCE YOU ENTERED YOUR CRYOCHAMBER. THE NATION YOU ONCE BELONGED TO, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, NOW CONSISTS OF 50 AUTONOMOUS CITY-STATES EXISTING TOGETHER IN A LARGER POLITICAL UNION, THE CONFEDERAL NATIONS OF AMERICA. THESE NATIONS ARE ARRANGED PRIMARILY ON THE PRINCIPLE OF CIRCUMFERENTIAL DISTANCE TO THE NEAREST ECONOMICALLY POWERFUL METROPOLITAN AREA. SELECT YOUR PREVIOUS PLACE OF LIVING FOR YOUR NEW CITIZENSHIP

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince