Happy Birthday Miku! Her Official Age In 2007 Was 16, So Shes 33 Years Old Today. Luka Got Her A Cake.

happy birthday miku! her official age in 2007 was 16, so she’s 33 years old today. Luka got her a cake.

How to care for your Rotom Dex

For  a happy Rotom Dex

Please do:

Pet and play with your Rotom Dex to bond.

Feed Pokebeanzzz.

Catch a lot of Pokémon to fill your Pokédex.

Listen to your Rotom Dex.

Play Roto Loto.

Use a lot of Rotom Powerzzz.

Let your Rotom Dex give you a nickname.

Use the Poké Finder a lot.

Hold regular marathonzzz of Alola Detective Laki.

Praise your Rotom Dex.

Ensure your Rotom Dex runzzz itzzz daily maintenance cycle.

Occasionally clean your Rotom Dex using a touchscreen-safe antimicrobial spray and a microfiber cloth.

To avoid a sad/angry Rotom Dex

Do not:

Laminate your Rotom Dex.

Cover your Rotom Dex in stickerzzz.

Throw or drop your Rotom Dex into any bodiezzz of water.

Take your Rotom Dex apart with a screwdriver.

Throw your Rotom Dex into battle.

Try to trade your Rotom Dex.

Try to sell your Rotom Dex to the Poke Mart clerk for Ultra Ballzzz.

Tell your Rotom Dex to shut up or stop giving hintzzz.

Try to breed your Rotom Dex with a Ditto.

Threaten to give your Rotom Dex to Team Skull.

Try to tickle your Rotom Dex.

Give your Rotom Dex to small children or babiezzz to play with.

Ignore your Rotom Dex.

Just follow these simple guidelinezzz to ensure that your Rotom Dex hazzz a safe and happy journey with you. Zzt!

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Blorbo Convention did NOT go well this year.

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