(Almost) All Of My Books In Alphabetical Order(kinda)

(Almost) all of my books in alphabetical order(kinda)

This is me

Animal farm is just a Stalin/Trotsky fan fiction.

Fuckin cursed as shit

The sections/instruments as vines

Flute: Road work ahead? Uh yeah I sure HOPE it does

Piccolo: Welcome back to me screaming!!!

Oboe: My favorite screamo band is probably big time rush

Clarinet: Hey how you doin? I’m doing just fine, I lied, I’m dying inside

Saxophone: Why you mad? Why you sad? When you can be glad *sprays a can of Glade*

Bassoon: DON’T FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! AAAAAAA

Tuba: I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!

Trumpet: LET’S MCFREAKING LOSE IT!!! GET OUTTA YOUR MIND

French Horn: We goin to McDonald’s if I don’t do my work!?

Trombone: lOoK aT tHiS gRaPh

Mellophone: Try me bitch

Percussion: I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger

Lesbians ruined flannels for me.

Oof I just give into the impulse 70% of the time

the impulse to just make weird noises for no reason is something i have to ignore like 24/7