What Better Way To Help Ur Boyfriend Feel Like Himself Again Than To Rearm Him And Play Target Practice

what better way to help ur boyfriend feel like himself again than to rearm him and play target practice fight? hey wait—!

@blitzbee-week day 6: nostalgia

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I remembered that he's actually one of my favorite characters

Another AU, this time with Shockwave having been taken over by a nanorobotic swarm, giving him super goo powers though at the same time having completely ravaged his body.

♪ ♫ Everybody in the world knows I'm a little twisted, ~ ♪ ♩ twisted ♬ ♪ ~

Cybertronian Colloquialisms - Primes Edition

So we've all heard "By the AllSpark!" or "What in the Pit?" or "Oh Primus" in our TF media. However, I feel like TF writers are missing out on the goldmine that is colloquialisms invoking the different Primes. So, here is a small collection of such colloquialisms, and please, feel free to add more if you have any of your own you use.

"Primus below!" - Exclamation similar to "God above!", invoking the fact that Primus is the core of Cybertron.

"Vector give me patience" - Often paired with "because if Prima gives me strength, I'm going to need bail money." The go-to for when somebot if getting on your last nerves.

"To Alchemist!" - A popular drinking toast, to thank Alchemist Prime for inventing high grade.

"The Three Below" - Refers to Solus, Onyx, and Micronus, the three Primes who formed the Well of AllSparks

"Maximum Blessings on you" - a stealth insult/curse from some dialects, where "Maximum" and "Maximo's" are nearly indistinguishable. As Liege Maximo was the Prime of Lies and Trickery, it's a fitting way to wish someone ill.

“Solus’s slag pit” - Used for something incredible, awful, and incredibly awful. Often used to refer to the latest high society fashion mess.

"Find peace or take it up with the Fallen." - In other words, calm down or screw off.

“As you say, my Liege” - A condescending remark towards a person who’s attempting to lie, cheat or mislead.

Again, if you have any primal colloquialisms you use for your fics, reblog and share them with the rest of us.

Am also very ace but I am laughing so hard I think I hurt my voice.

Also HEY! I'm not an art thief! Mean >:c

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