Behold The Holder Of The Matrix Of Leadership, Optimus, Be Proud.

Behold the Holder of the Matrix of Leadership, Optimus, be proud.

[Original Audio is from Transformers Prime]

Ratchet: All right let’s test this out. I’ve got a patient here, and as you can see if we open up his leg chassis, there’s a pretty big fracture. How would you repair this? Spinister: Well first thing’s first I’m gonna take the squiggly parts out, ‘cause he doesn’t need ‘em, then I’m gonna make the energon do a whirly-gig into the tube over here, slip this whangdangler under the slicey boys, jimmy the shiny spoony bit back up, melt a couple oopsy-doodles together, *CRACK* the crunchy bang-bangs back into place, wipe it down, and wrap it up for space Christmas. 

Ratchet: …..Well you’ve fixed it. More efficiently than I’ve ever seen it done, and using a method I have never even conceived of. Spinister: Mmhm Ratchet: And could you possibly tell me the name of the part you just repaired? Spinister: It’s the Up-And-Down Spirally Part that goes Brrrrrr

Ratchet:

minor inconvenience

Fulcrum: Misfire and Spinister are screaming outside, don’t you think you should do something?

Krok: You’re right, I should.

Krok: *Closes the window*

scavengers’ first halloween aboard the lost light is going well

Fulcrum: You... you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Crankcase: Several traffic violations.

Spinister: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Misfire: Roughly... thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Krok: Also, that’s not our ship.