I Have Absolutely No Idea If The People Voting Even Know What I'm Talking About But Uhhhhh Thanks For

I have absolutely no idea if the people voting even know what I'm talking about but uhhhhh thanks for voting?

Not to be sad or vent or make everything about me, but it kills me when people say Homer isn't a good father or that Lisa wasn't his favourite/was his least favourite.

Not because of anything other than emotional reasons. I can't remember the last time I watched The Simpsons, but this isn't about The Simpsons.

My father loved adult animation. Family Guy, American Dad, hell, even The Cleveland Show. But above all, the best one was always The Simpsons.

He'd compare himself to Homer and me to Lisa. I'm not sure why it was Lisa, and not Maggie, that I was compared to. I don't think I'm smart or talented, especially not for my age. Maybe he saw something in me that I can't yet. Maybe he was blinded by his love for me.

Homer Simpson was my father. That's how I see him.

I'm aware it's unhealthy to see a cartoon stereotype as a real, complicated person. I'm also aware that I don't have many other ties to him.

He's gone. Homer Simpson will never go. Homer Simpson will never be forgotten. Homer Simpson will never die.

*Puella Magi Madoka Magica

+ Good Omens & Love Live

Decided to post this on here on impulse. The list is no order whatsoever. My friend wrote them based on what I wouldn't shut up about this year. Neither of us really know what a hyperfixation is, we kinda just added things I was really, really into, sometimes it lasted a day or week, sometimes longer.

On this note, I want to write a queerplatonic relationship (in horror ofc, as I am currently obsessing over horror), but if people tell me I'm queerbaiting I swear I will rIP HEADS OFF (I promise everyone I am not a violent person).

ALSO YES, I AM STILL WRITING THE TRANS RELIGIOUS SMALL TOWN HORROR !!

Maybe I'm wrong, but I the more people say "X show is queerbait!" or "X actor is queerbaiting!", the more I feel like screaming.

1.- INDIVIDUALS DON'T QUEERBAIT. COMPANIES QUEERBAIT. AN ACTOR, OF ANY SEXUALITY, PLAYING A QUEER CHARACTER IS NOT QUEERBAITING.

2.- Queer doesn't just mean gay men and women. Aro and ace people, who are very often left out of queer discussions and conversations, can have queer(platonic) relationships. Just because they don't kiss or have sex doesn't make it queerbaiting.

3.- Least importantly, it makes me feel like queer relationships in shows have to develop quickly. Queer people don't get slow burns in TV. Yes, I know the joke, that lesbians move in with each other after two weeks or something, but sometimes the writers want to share a queer story throughout various episodes/seasons, and that is not queerbaiting. And if the character (who has had queer relationships with others) doesn't end up with anyone romantically, that is not queerbaiting either.

I'm not sure if the last point makes any sense, but I don't see people talk about it and I like slow burns. I want variety with queer characters and relationships. Not just cis, white, able-bodied gay relationships (unless your story is about transphobia, racism or ableism within the community) who look at each other once and then hold hands next scene, then marry the next episode. GIVE ME PINING. PINING ISN'T QUEERBAITING.

Wanna be a moron and do something stupid. Any ideas?

Also I am lazy and forgetful so pls no backflips 😔

Have you ever thought of co-writting something??

Yeeee but it's never worked out and I'm not sure I liked it very much :/

Is there something you'd like to write with me??