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Hey yall in the COD fandom.š¤š¤..if any of yall are artists could someone possibly uh.. either make orrr link some art that would be good to use for a lil uh... body pillow that would be great, šššmy requests are price and ghost and konig. ā¤ļøā¤ļøš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
(Please no like full nudity, I still live with my parents yall, I don't need em to like question my sanity.)šššš§āāļøš§āāļøš§āāļø
Shirtless is fine but keep them undies on!! ššAlso ghost better keep his mask on for both sides same with konig.. so um if yall need some like compensation I could write yall a lil sum sumšš, or I could even draw yall something! š¦š¶(I just don't got no money for yall and I'm starving for some body pillows cause they lacking in that department.š§āāļø)
(PS it would only be used for personal use, I promise I won't use it for monetary gains)ššš
Either dm me or tag me if you do it! Or reblog this with it attached. I'm actually sobbing because there's like nothing good for any of the characters I want and I'm so sad rn
Need one of these in my life ššš
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Your werewolf boyfriend gets into fights a lot, and while his pack thinks heās a bad ass that can take anything, you know the truth.
The second heās in your room, his ears pin back and he cries, letting out puppy whimpers and kneading you as you clean his wounds. He pouts and snuggles you, his tail wagging furiously.
He demands to be babied and spoiled⦠and yes, you have to kiss all of his boo-boos. And it would make him feel a lot better if you sat on his cock and let him knot youā¦
He might be the scary alpha leader to his pack, but heās just a puppy to you⦠a very big, heavy, and horny puppy.
@ me because of many fictional characters I will not name ahem ahem cough cough
Boooooo why are you doing this to me ššššššš
Lilly and Marshall go out in a public setting and paparazzi start taking lots of pictures and this has never happened to Lilly before so sheās flipping out and Marshall goes into protective dad mode
Authorās Note : thank you for your request ā¤ļø. I always have fun writing about Marshall & Lily āØ. Here is the fic, I hope you enjoy it !
Protective DILF
Being pregnant with twins wasnāt going to be easy, especially when itās a « geriatric pregnancyĀ Ā». Thatās what the doctors explained when they told Y/N and Marshall that they were expecting not one, but two babies. And as the pregnancy progressed, it turned out to be true : it was exhausting carrying twins and dealing with the symptoms. Marshallās wife was told to rest as much as possible, even though it was definitely easier said than done with Lily, who was demanding a lot of attention. Theyād been told it was normal, but ever since she learned that she was going to be a big sister, she tended to be less independent, seeking her parentsā help and attention for most things. Thankfully, Marshall kept true to his word to be there for every step of the pregnancy and he was as present as necessary for everyone. Since Y/N was put on bedrest, he was the one dealing with taking Lily to school, picking her, taking her to her various activities, as well as managing the entire household. Thank God Lily was an easy child with a good temper, because he had a lot on his plate. And he definitely didnāt need the drama that was about to take place.
Lily had been pestering him about going to Chuck E. Cheese. It was one of her favorite places and, usually, Y/N went with her, but she didnāt have the energy. Plus, their little one was really into the trampoline section and it was definitely not ideal for an expecting mother. So it now fell upon him and it did take some convincing from his wife and older daughters but he ended up taking her. At first, he considered paying to have the place closed and avoid attention, but Y/N reminded him that the purpose of such a place was for their little girl to socialize with other children. He ended up reviewing logistics with his security team, picking a day of the week where the place would not be busy and agreeing that two guards would be waiting in a car outside, ready to intervene at any moment should anyone discover that he was there. Y/N questioned the need for security altogether but he insisted. Call it a gut feeling, parental instinct or straight up paranoia, but he felt more at ease having security around. He usually didnāt bother being escorted when it came to everyday life, but it wasnāt the usual errands in their neighborhood where everyone knew them, so it actually made sense to him. If it were just him, he wouldnāt care, but he wouldnāt take any risk regarding Lily.
His baby girl had a blast at Chuck E. Cheese, jumping around and playing games. He was happy to see her all giddy and smiling, cherishing the last moments with her as the baby of the household. Him and Y/N would never neglect her for the benefit of the babies, but he knew they would have their hands full and that moments like these would be more rare. Lily was jumping on the trampoline with a few other kids while he was sipping on some Diet Coke, texting Y/N that everything was going great when a Mom came to him.
- Hi, she said with a bright smile. Is the little girl over there yours ?
- Hi, he replied, looking up from his phone. Yeah, actually. Did something happen ? Did she fall ?
- No, relax, she said with a laugh. Sheās actually super cute. Sheās playing with my son over there.
- Oh, ok, he said.
- Iām Sandy, she said as she extended her hand. Marshall, is it ?
- Indeed, he said politely.
- Itās so nice to meet you, she continued. Iāve been a fan for years. Mind if I take a selfie of us ?
She already had her phone in hand, ready to take the damn selfie before he could even refuse. She was nice and rather polite and, usually, he would oblige, but he was in a Chuck E. Cheese, with his daughter nearby and now was definitely not the time to take selfies with fans, regardless of how nice they were. He immediately stopped her with a move of his hand.
- I appreciate it, Sandy, but Iād rather not take selfies now, he said as he tried to keep his composure. Itās a family place, Iām with my kid, Iām sure you understand.
- Right, she said. Sorry. I didnāt know you had a younger one. Or that youāre marriedā¦
She was looking intently at his wedding band. When he made public appearances, he made sure to take it off (in fact, his team had an explicit order to remind him) but, other than that, he wore it all the time. He immediately put his hand in his pocket.
- Well⦠Privacy, he simply said. That has nothing to do with hip-hop, you know ?
- Your wife is lucky, she said with a seductive grin. Itās a shame thatā¦
- DADDY ! Lily called him, saving him from the interaction that was growing unpleasant.
- Excuse me, he said politely.
He immediately walked over to his little one, thankful that she called him when she did. She wanted to go to the tube and tunnels area with him and he happily obliged. He focused his undivided attention on Lily and soon forget about Sandy. So much so that he didnāt notice her snapping a picture of him, waiting for Lily to go down the slide. About thirty minutes later, one member of his security team came to see him.
- Mr Mathers ?
- Yeah, John ? He asked. What are you doing inside ? Whatās wrong ?
- Thereās an⦠issue, the guard said. Someone tipped off the media, thereās about ten reporters out front. We need to leave.
- Fuck, Marshall sighed. Alright. Lily, come here baby, weāre going home.
- No, Daddy, I want to stay here a little longer, the little one said with pleading eyes. Weāre having fun.
- I know bug, but weāve been here for a while now, he said. Time to go.
He tried not to communicate his anxiety to his daughter. He could see the placeās staff at the entrance, no doubt talking about the reporters. The last thing he wanted was to cause a scene. He just wanted to avoid Lilyās picture being taken.
- What do we do ? He asked the guard.
- I took the liberty to call for a couple more colleagues, just in case, John explained. Theyāll be here in ten minutes. Once they arrive, Iāll walk you to the car. I think we should ask the manager if we can use the back exit.
- Good, Marshall said. Lily, put on your shoes, ok ?
- Whatās wrong, Daddy ? She asked, sensing that he was nervous.
- Thereās a couple of reporters outside, he calmly explained. Remember when I told you about people possibly bugging us ? Weāre going to go to the car in a few minutes, and Iām going to need you to listen to me, baby. You do as I say, alright ?
His daughter nodded, nervously glancing at the door. There was a crowd, starting to gather, causing panic among the staff, and it was starting to be noisy. He took off his hoodie and his hat and put them on her. He wanted to hide her face as much as possible.
- I canāt see, Daddy, she complained.
- Just keep these on until weāre in the car, baby, he directed.
When John told him they could go, he carried Lily and they attempted to take the emergency exit, though some reporters were there as well. They retreated inside, the situation starting to get on his nerves. John offered to take Lily with him while Marshall walked to the car with another guard but the little one protested. The noise was starting to freak her out and, as soon as Marshall tried to hand her to John, she started crying.
- Daddy, no, come back ! She almost screamed.
- Baby, itās just for two minutes, Iāll meet you in the car, he said as reassuringly as he could.
- Donāt leave, she cried. Daddy !
She was starting to sniffle and panic and he knew he couldnāt leave her like this. He held her close and tried to soothe her, tracing circles on her back.
- Iām scared, she whispered.
- I know, he said. Itās scary. But Iām taking care of it, ok ?
His team brought the car as close as they could to the exit and he sent one of them to ask the press not to swarm them. They seemed to reach an agreement, saying they just wanted pictures of him and that they would leave his child alone. He hated the idea of being photographed anyway, but this seemed like a decent deal : at least, Lilyās face wouldnāt be out there. He would allow them to take a pic of him once Lily was in the car. They finally managed to step outside as he was holding Lily who was hidden in his hat and hoodie, face buried in his neck. The reporters were asking questions about her, who she was, if he had her with Kim, but at least, they didnāt snap any pictures. He stayed silent, though, refusing to comment. He was strapping Lily in her carseat when he heard a flash. He immediately slammed the car door shut and turned, only to see a paparazzi holding a lens way too close. He instantly grabbed the camera and dropped it on the ground. The man protested, complaining about the price of his equipment but he couldnāt care less.
- I hope you have good dental insurance, Marshall warned.
- Youāre not hitting me, the man taunted. We already have pics of your kid, weāll publish them anyw-
- LEAK ONE PIC OF HER AND IāLL FUCKING DESTROY YOU, he threatened as he grabbed him by the collar. NOW YOU LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE !
The conflict started to escalade and his bodyguards had to intervene, to protect both him and the paparazzi. He was ready to throw some fists and almost forgot that Lily was able to see the whole scene from the car. John talked some sense into him and he got in the backseat, sitting next to his freaked out daughter, letting his security drive. He helped her take his hat off, examining her tear-stained face.
- Itās alright, babygirl, he said softly. Weāre safe.
- You scared me, Daddy ! She said. You screamed real, real loud.
- I know, baby, Iām sorry, he said apologetically. But Iām not letting anyone taking your picture. Because I donāt want anyone bugging you.
She nodded and he held her hand for the rest of the drive, trying to manage his own anger. If Lily had not been with him, he probably would have made a u-turn and broken a few noses. Thankfully, his team was handling everything. When they got home, he let Lily watch some TV while he went to find Y/N, who was resting in their bedroom. He wasnāt too sure how to break the news to her that, nearly four years after he adopted Lily, the press knew he had another kid. However, it seemed like he didnāt need to. She was looking at him with an annoyed look on her face.
- You already know ? He asked with a raised eyebrow. News travels fastā¦
- I have nothing better to do than scroll on my phone all day, she sighed. Of course I know. How is Lily ?
- Scared but ok, I guess, he said. Managed to calm her down in the car. Sheās watching TV now.
- Ok, she said with a reassured expression. And you ?
He didnāt reply, simply shrugged. He wasnāt quite sure how he was feeling. Pissed off, for sure, but also nervous and disappointed. He wasnāt quite sure how much the pictures showed, and where to go from here. How would the public react to him being married, having a secret kid and two more on the way ? Paul would probably advise him to put out a statement so he should think of what to say⦠he would have wanted to keep his family life a secret longer. The last four years with Y/N and Lily by his side had been so enjoyable and he wanted nothing more but to shield them from his fame. And the thought of the public knowing about his unborn babies made him terrified of the potential attention they would get, too. Honestly, the thought of living his little family to another country didnāt seem so bad. He sighed and sat next to her on the bed, before eventually laying his head on her lap. Y/N gently ran her fingers in his hair, gently scratching his scalp and he closed his eyes for a minute.
- Iām sorry, he muttered.
- Whatever for ? She asked. Youāre not the one who tipped the mediaā¦
- I failed to protect you guys, he sighed. I failed to protect Lily⦠you should have seen her, babe⦠you should have seen them. Hovering like vultures, screaming, scaring her.
- We always knew it might happen, she said. Iām gutted, donāt get me wrong, but we managed to protect her for five years. Married four without people knowing. In hindsight, itās a miracle people didnāt find out sooner.
- I guess, he shrugged. Still, Iām mad at myself⦠I scared Lily.
- What did you do ?! She asked, suddenly alarmed.
- I⦠lost it with a guy, he explained. He tried to take a pic of Lily ! I grabbed him and gave him a piece of my mind.
- So you basically assaulted a man in front of our daughter ?! Y/N asked, starting to get worked up.
- Look, Iām not proud of myself, he groaned. But I wasnāt about to let him get away with that. I simply grabbed him, I didnāt break his nose. No matter how badly he would have deserved itā¦
- Marshallā¦, she scolded.
- I know, he simply said. It fucking sucks. I just wanted Lily to have a good time. Now, Iām going to have to call Paul and my publicist⦠fuck.
- Iām sorry, my love, Y/N said as she kept on stroking his head.
They stayed like this for a moment, enjoying each otherās comforting presence, and Y/N finally went downstairs to check on Lily. She was fine, though she did mention the whole thing was scary. Marshall stayed upstairs for a moment, gathering his thoughts and trying to pace himself before calling Paul back. His manager had tried to reach him ten times in the past hour, leaving various voice messages, urging him to call back. There were good and bad news. The good news was that Lilyās face didnāt appear anywhere, concealed thanks to Marshallās hoodie and hat. The only thing the media saw of her were her jeans and sneakers. The bad news, however, was that the whole thing had been filmed and that images of an angry Marshall smashing the reporterās camera were being shared on social media at the speed of light. The response was overall positive and people tended to support him instead of the reporter, who was clearly at fault. However, there was a lot of speculation and even people who claimed to have insider information, making false allegations. They had no choice but to put out a statement. They had a conference call with their publicist, who suggested only giving the necessary information. After quickly consulting with Y/N, he decided not to give any details on Lily, not giving away her name nor her age, as well as avoiding mentioning the pregnancy. The statement would only acknowledge the dayās events, as well as confirm that Lily was, indeed, his daughter and that he was married. To him, that was enough.
« As the result of the publication on social media of a picture taken without consent, todayās events have caused a lot of speculation regarding Mr Mathersā(professionally known as Eminem) family life. Mr Mathers expresses his regret for how the situation unfolded, the altercation with the press having caused distress not only for him but also for the other people present at the location. Mr and Mrs Mathers formally oppose the publication of any media depicting their child and ask for the respect of the privacy of their family life. They also express their intention to sue any individual trying to sell pictures of their daughter, as well as any media outlet who might publish them.Ā Ā»
In the evening, a couple of hours later, the internet was in a frenzy over the whole thing and the confirmation that Marshall was, indeed, married and had a younger daughter. A lot of people were also swooning over the pictures of him holding Lily, obsessing over his strong arms and stern look.
- The internet seems to be obsessing over you again, Y/N mentioned while he was preparing dinner.
- Well Iād rather have them forget all about me, he groaned. I swear, Iām going to retire, just to get some peace. Or move us to the edge of the earthā¦
- Itās not so bad, she commented. They appreciate how protective you are. Also, calling you the ultimate DILF. I donāt disagreeā¦
- DILF, huh ? He asked with a sudden smirk.
- Look whoās suddenly in a good mood, she grinned.
- I like that you agree with them, he said with a smile. Maybe you could show me how much, later ?
- Gladly, she said as she pecked him on the cheek.
He turned his face and kissed her lovingly. They were interrupted by Lily.
- Mommy whatās that word ? She asked with a raised eyebrow.
- What word, baby ? Y/N asked.
- The one you said. DILF.
- Oh⦠hum⦠itās a word people use when a Dad is very attractive, Y/N explained as she tried to contain her laughter. Like, when they want to talk to him and flirtā¦
- Like with Daddy and the lady today ? Lily asked innocently.
- Yes, like Daddy and- wait what ? What lady ?
Marshall said nothing and focused on the vegetables he was chopping for dinner, conveniently ignoring the conversation.
- There was a lady who talked to Daddy today at Chuck E. Cheese, Lily explained. She was smiling a lot.
- Interesting, Y/N said with a raised eyebrow. Looks like someone doesnāt need my appreciationā¦
- Come on, babe. It happens, Marshall hummed.
- Does it, now ?
- All the time, Lily said. All the mommies at my school-
- Lily, baby, how about you go and watch some cartoons before dinner, mmh ? Marshall suggested to cut the conversation short.
- Ok, the little one said with a shrug.
Y/N was leaning against the kitchen island, visibly upset and pouting. He sighed and went to hug her but she turned her head.
- Thought you agreed with the DILF thing ? He asked with a smile.
- Theyāre allowed to think it, not to act on itā¦, she groaned.
- No oneās doing anything, he chuckled. Just a couple of smiling, very friendly ladies. Whatās up ? Youāre usually not as upset when it comes to groupies or fansā¦
- I know, she said. But this is real life. Now that youāre the one going places with Lily and taking her to school⦠I hate thinking about all of them making eyes at you. Especially while Iām bored, at home, getting fat.
- Youāre not getting fat, he chuckled. I mean, you are, youāre huge, but-
- MARSHALL !!!
- Itās because youāre growing two beautiful babies, he continued. Our babies. No one holds a candle to you. I might be a DILF but youāre the ultimate MILF.
- You think ? She asked with a pout.
- No one ever made pregnancy look so hot, he said lovingly. If you werenāt supposed to rest so much, I would gladly show my appreciation all day, everydayā¦
- I love you, she chuckled. But im glad that everyone knows weāre married, though.
- Territorial much, Mrs Mathers ? He asked.
- Yes, she giggled. Very.
- I like it, he chuckled.
- You have to protect whatās yours, right ?
- Right. And believe me, Iām going to do everything I can to protect whatās mine, he replied as he put a hand on her round belly.
She cooed and placed a hand over his, when they felt a little kick. They immediately looked at each other and smiled. It was the first time they felt one of the babies move. Y/Nās eyes immediately filled with happy tears and Marshall kneeled to place a kiss on his wifeās stomach.
- Thatās right, guys, he said with an emotional smile. Iām always going to protect you.