SO EXCITED FOR EMS NEW ALBUM TOMMOROW, GONNA BE SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY ON IT!!!

SO EXCITED FOR EMS NEW ALBUM TOMMOROW, GONNA BE SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY ON IT!!!

🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️Hey yall, I need someone to write a 'monster fucker werewolf fluffy/smutty/angst/whatever floats your boat' piece, preferably many people write many pieces about the van helsing werewolf. 🤭🤭🤭👀👀I don't even want Hugh Jackman as van helsing as a human I just want like the design of this hunky beast man to put a reader into a mating press and have a go at her/him/them all night🤩🤩 or have a cuddle session.🥺🥺🥺😙 Or maybe both who knows.👀 Because goodness gracious the directors/writers/creators of that movie knew what they were doing. 😩😩I would write it myself but honestly I don't trust myself enough to do it justice.🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️😭😭 Also maybe he doesn't shift/have a human form and just is permanently like this 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

I mean look at the way his muscles move!! 🥵🥵🥵

Or even this pretty boy, like I just wanna cuddle all of them. They all look so soft and fluffy!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and he could knot me all day long

Just look at him, hes such a pretty puppy!! They all are, they just need some luvin!😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺

Cuz fr this is me-^

But like this is also me - ^

Em's new album is so amazing!!

I just have no words...

The songs take me back to my childhood listening to eminem in my room.

It was kinda funny the amount of mentions of gen-z in the songs and listening to them as a gen-z myself.

Obviously I loved houdini when it came out, I did cry when I listened to that one 😅

Temporary is so sweet I wanted to cry so bad 😭😭😭😭😭

I like how not all of the songs are his typical style, they aren't as much like a rap song.

I hear alot of the old references and tunes in the backgrounds and I love it!

I also know it's supposed to be a conceptual album, and he said it might not make sense if you don't listen to the songs in order but honestly I don't see how they connect as much but honestly what do I know about music.

I did pre order one of the digital albums, the art that came with it was AMAZING.

Then this morning I bought a CD for my car, I already have curtain call in my collection. I'm going to try and buy more of his CDs. I also bought a T-shirt, because I was like I need it. It's the white one with em and the chainsaw. I honestly loved that Era.

Loved the guess who's back skit 😭😭

And oh God somebody save me is making me want to cry again... love jelly roll's part in it. It's amazing.

I listened to the album as I wrote all this. I loved the album so much!!

Mine had just started to load when I screenshotted even though it was slightly after that. Honestly for me these are the best possible results. Might just have to dump johnny for price though cause only God knows how down bad I am for that man. 🥵🥵🥵🥵😭😭😭😭💀

Screenshot and reblog with who you got!

I got this idea from this post by @/shyeehaw

Who I got 👇

I mean... I think I'd change my best friend but I'm cool with this 😅

Chicago drivers, but they also will do a maneuver where they cross two lanes in one move with a care in the world. Have nearly crashed because of this.

other drivers will see your safe distance from the vehicle in front of you and go "is for me? 🥺" and then proceed to not use their turn signal before swerving into your lane

Update: the advil did not kick in soon. It took about 2 hours. I am watching TV before I go to sleep like normal. This time however I'm sleeping sitting up somewhat with my giant pink unicorn stuffed, Steve, on one side of me and pillow on the other. This is so I dont sleep on my side because I'm a slide sleeper and tend to have my nose in the mattress. Which we all know is not good for a fresh piercing. When I cleaned it tonight I kept thinking of that video with the girl where she's pulling her ring apart on her septum and says her brain short circuits. Man there was so much blood gunked up there. I also almost had a fainting spell and was sweating so much. I took some advil pm and now here we are. Hunkered down with water and Chicago fire.

I just got a septum piercing like 20 minutes ago, and man does it hurt like a mother trucker. I honestly was not prepared for it to gradually hurt more and more as time went on. I took advil about 10 minutes ago, so hopefully that'll help with the pain soon.