Hey Yall, I Need Someone To Write A 'monster Fucker Werewolf Fluffy/smutty/angst/whatever Floats Your

🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️Hey yall, I need someone to write a 'monster fucker werewolf fluffy/smutty/angst/whatever floats your boat' piece, preferably many people write many pieces about the van helsing werewolf. 🤭🤭🤭👀👀I don't even want Hugh Jackman as van helsing as a human I just want like the design of this hunky beast man to put a reader into a mating press and have a go at her/him/them all night🤩🤩 or have a cuddle session.🥺🥺🥺😙 Or maybe both who knows.👀 Because goodness gracious the directors/writers/creators of that movie knew what they were doing. 😩😩I would write it myself but honestly I don't trust myself enough to do it justice.🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️😭😭 Also maybe he doesn't shift/have a human form and just is permanently like this 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

I mean look at the way his muscles move!! 🥵🥵🥵

Or even this pretty boy, like I just wanna cuddle all of them. They all look so soft and fluffy!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and he could knot me all day long

Just look at him, hes such a pretty puppy!! They all are, they just need some luvin!😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺

Cuz fr this is me-^

But like this is also me - ^

SO EXCITED FOR EMS NEW ALBUM TOMMOROW, GONNA BE SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY ON IT!!!

Yall someone needs to like take ahold of my bank account and card because I legitimately only have 32 dollars to my name rn. I need someone to restrain me because I keep buying stuff. I bought five books for my kindle yesterday. Bought the sleeptoken graphic novel, teeth of God, today. Payed for my Playstation subscription. Had to pay for gas a few days ago. I bought youtooz of price and ghost like 2 months ago. I bought a flicked eminem t-shirt and cd awhile ago when his album came out. I'm literally dirt broke and I'm sad now. I need a freaking man to marry me, pay for my things and I'll happily be a house wife. I don't want to interact with people I just want to sit in my cocoon all day and read silly stories. (Speaking of which, how to marry a lich is very good.)

Update: the advil did not kick in soon. It took about 2 hours. I am watching TV before I go to sleep like normal. This time however I'm sleeping sitting up somewhat with my giant pink unicorn stuffed, Steve, on one side of me and pillow on the other. This is so I dont sleep on my side because I'm a slide sleeper and tend to have my nose in the mattress. Which we all know is not good for a fresh piercing. When I cleaned it tonight I kept thinking of that video with the girl where she's pulling her ring apart on her septum and says her brain short circuits. Man there was so much blood gunked up there. I also almost had a fainting spell and was sweating so much. I took some advil pm and now here we are. Hunkered down with water and Chicago fire.

I just got a septum piercing like 20 minutes ago, and man does it hurt like a mother trucker. I honestly was not prepared for it to gradually hurt more and more as time went on. I took advil about 10 minutes ago, so hopefully that'll help with the pain soon.

Ok but exbf!Butcher who's kinda tired of you not getting the hint that you guys should be back together after rearranging your guts for the nth time this week.

Soooo he gets a little impatient, what can he do to *make* you stay? He replaces your birth control pills with sugar pills or a placebo (God himself wouldn't be able to make him use a condom) You're always calling him daddy anyway, why doesn't he make it official?

So after weeks of pounding you into the mattress and doing his best to track your cycle, you call him crying about how you got something to tell him and with that shit-eating grin he says, "What is it, luv? Tell Daddy *all* about it."

TOXIC!EX BUTCHER!!!!!!

TOXIC!EX BUTCHER!!!!!!

TOXIC!EX BUTCHER!!!!!!!

the fucking smug GRIN ON HIS FACE

ok to be feral- he notices your boobs getting bigger because of it but it turns him on even more bc you’ve got no idea. he fucks you even HARDER

I LOVE THIS