Coding Got Me Saying Shit Like Target The Child Assign Its Class Override Its Inheritance Like The Third

coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock

@rayofdimlight

everybody loves the gif but I feel like this moment can only truly be enjoyed with the audio so here

ohhh october be kind. on god be kind

Cooking show concept: Culinary Horrors Around The World!

The concept is that instead of being one of those "eeew, they eat bugs" sort of xenophobic shitshows, it's about a british professional chef being handed ingredients of the traditional cuisine of a different culture each episode, and watch him try to figure out how to make food from them. There's a chef who's a professional at that specific cuisine at the studio for each episode, who is not allowed to intervene in any situation save for if the mistake the british chef is making is life threatening.

The horror of the show is watching somebody happily peel a fruit that you know Should Not Be Peeled, and then frying the peel. Occasionally the camera cuts to the Expert Chef silently cringeing while watching this. They're placed behing an one-sided mirror so the star of the show can't take clues from their expressions. Each episode ends with the professional's breakdown on everything that went wrong in this kitchen, and how this or that step or ingredient should have been handled.

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

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