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There is, in fact, a bear

There he is

The bear in area

ohhh october be kind. on god be kind

coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock

IM SOBBING

“we can’t be together, my love. for i am cursed to be a basketball dracula forever” said basketball dracula as he leapt into a solemn slam dunk from half court. his lover cried immediately

IT'S SPOOKY SEASON

TIME TO GET SPOOKY

All the gays right now

Spider plushies by plaything_co

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

Larry Tesler, Inventor of the cut, copy and past commands, dies at 74

“My body, my choice” only makes sense when someone else’s life isn’t at stake.

Cooking show concept: Culinary Horrors Around The World!

The concept is that instead of being one of those "eeew, they eat bugs" sort of xenophobic shitshows, it's about a british professional chef being handed ingredients of the traditional cuisine of a different culture each episode, and watch him try to figure out how to make food from them. There's a chef who's a professional at that specific cuisine at the studio for each episode, who is not allowed to intervene in any situation save for if the mistake the british chef is making is life threatening.

The horror of the show is watching somebody happily peel a fruit that you know Should Not Be Peeled, and then frying the peel. Occasionally the camera cuts to the Expert Chef silently cringeing while watching this. They're placed behing an one-sided mirror so the star of the show can't take clues from their expressions. Each episode ends with the professional's breakdown on everything that went wrong in this kitchen, and how this or that step or ingredient should have been handled.

🧟‍♀️TONIGHT🧟‍♀️

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇/𝒐 {𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔}

ʚ so finally your f/o popped the question, or maybe you did, you have been loving each other long enough to know that you wanted to spend this life and all the others to come together.

ʚ imagine being able to wake up everyday next to your f/o, hearing their morning voice and annoyed pout because they want to spend all day in bed with you, but instead you have responsabilities to take care of.

ʚ imagine your f/o intertwining fingers with you, gazing at your wedding rings, whispering to your ears how proud they're of being your spouse.

ʚ imagine making breakfast together, this time as a married couple, and although it's not the first time you make breakfast together, it just feels different when you get to do it with your f/o as a wife, or husband.

ʚ imagine your f/o introducing you as their spouse. ♡

ʚ imagine your initials and theirs engraved on the wedding ring, followed by a "forever yours in every lifetime" written in their native language, and yours.

ʚ imagine the cold silver, gold, bronze or metallic feeling of their wedding ring on your neck when they go for a possesive kiss.

ʚ imagine their romantic gesture of kissing your knuckles then your ring finger, their satisfied smirk as they look at it.

ʚ in case that you agreed to take their last name, imagine them calling you Mr/Mrs (their l/n)

ʚ or imagine them taking yours and you being the one who get to call them that way.

ʚ imagine them just casually rolling the ring between their fingers, as they're focused on a task and fidgeting with it makes them focus more easily.

ʚ oh, but imagine their broken heart and sad eyes when you take your wedding ring off during an argument, a ring that has never left your hand until that day.

ʚ imagine them putting your wedding ring back in your finger making you promise you will never take it off again.

just imagine being married to your f/o

©️𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐤𝐨𝐤𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐨 ♡ reblogs are deeply appreciated ♡

I don't need a job, I need to be loaded up on estrogen and kidnapped by horny tgirls to be their toy/pet

It's really sick and sad that a lot of people who claim to be "Pro-Palestinian" are essentially screaming at Israel, "Why aren't you killing more Palestinians so we can hate you for it!?"

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

@rayofdimlight

everybody loves the gif but I feel like this moment can only truly be enjoyed with the audio so here