Lestat Speaking English As A Second Language And Not Having Mastered It, But Trying Very Hard To Come

Lestat speaking English as a second language and not having mastered it, but trying very hard to come across as well read and cultured and fumbling periodically is fucking great. He is an aggressively insecure baby about it and I can’t wait for Louis to quietly roast him.

I wasnt going to post about it bc I dont want to sound insufferable but. Lestat saying 'for the infinitesimal time' is so funny because

king of knowing what words mean and using them correctly in sentences

Why did I think the cat was 22 yrs old?

I’m sorry but this is the funniest Reddit post I’ve seen in a while

Buff Viking woman makes sexy cave harem

book fans could literally make up anything now about the vampire chronicles and we'd probably believe them

i don't miss the actual act of smoking cigarettes, but i miss all the intricate rituals surrounding it and the instant sense of kinship you feel with other smokers. smacking the box before opening it to wake the cancer up/pack the tobacco down; bumming a cig off someone else and learning more about them from their brand of choice than you ever would from their star sign; someone else at the smoking corner watching you dig for your lighter and wordlessly offering theirs instead; little bite-sized conversations with strangers that can end with the cig that started them or be prolonged by lighting another... humanity really went off with tobacco

Stay strapped

hoffman's car

Are these reaction pics or re-enactment pics

No one talks about it enough we need to process the trauma