Is This Bitch Quoting The Skeleton On The Mantle From The Last Unicorn?

Is this bitch quoting the skeleton on the mantle from The Last Unicorn?

TUMBLR?????

ARE YOU AWARE THAT ALEX HIRSH JUST TWEETED?????

IM SCREAMING

but i seriously dont know if this is literal or not but aahshshfjskseb

Lestat speaking English as a second language and not having mastered it, but trying very hard to come across as well read and cultured and fumbling periodically is fucking great. He is an aggressively insecure baby about it and I can’t wait for Louis to quietly roast him.

I wasnt going to post about it bc I dont want to sound insufferable but. Lestat saying 'for the infinitesimal time' is so funny because

king of knowing what words mean and using them correctly in sentences

The best part of this is that, by book cannon, they cannot consume anything that isn’t blood and because they do not have a traditional digestive process, he will be forced to puke that up later.

I'm not sure what part of this is my favorite. (They are all my favorite.)

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

Buff Viking woman makes sexy cave harem

book fans could literally make up anything now about the vampire chronicles and we'd probably believe them