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Hello Can Give Edward Cullen X F!reader

Hello 👋 can give edward cullen x f!reader

Wedding headcanons please 🙏 😊

Ofc!! Thanks for the request I was SO excited to write this, been going through a twilight fixation.

Literally anything you want for the wedding you get

a million-dollar dress/tailor-made suit from the top designer in France? Done

Honeymoon in Jamacia? Perfect, Carslie has a beach house there that they've been dying to use.

Of course, if you want anything much simple it’s yours too

And as always Alice will offer to be your wedding planner, she knows exactly what to do to make it all perfect

Although it’ll probably be a little over the top you’ll love it nonetheless

The entire Cullen family works together to make the wedding picture perfect and you can’t ignore the way Esme is beaming the entire time

The wedding is beautiful, your dress/suit is perfectly fitted, a song you and Edward chose will play as you walk down the isle

Both sides of the family are invited, all of your friends, etc.

The entire wedding is perfect, the food, the toasts, the playlist, etc.

Edward, of course, surprises you with a more personal gift afterward like a brand new car, a new pet, something to do with a hobby of yours, etc.

The honeymoon is full of surprises and fun ;)

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2 years ago

Hi! I saw that you write Avatar 2009 stuff and one thing (well, one person) came to mind: NORM SPELLMAN. I’ve always been an absolute SUCKER for adorkable nerds in any media so obviously, 11 yr old me fell HEAD OVER HEELS for this boy. I’d like to request Norm with an s/o who cares the world for him and gets incredibly anxious and protective when he gets hurt, even when it’s a minor injury (This could be either before or after his avatar gets shot down, your choice).

Thank you for the request!! Apologies that it has taken me forever to get too

Headcanons for Norm Spellman having a super protective and anxious s/o:

Going to Pandora was a dream come true for both you and Norm

It was beyond exciting to be able to work on a whole different planet

However it was insane how quickly things grew to be unstable

Quaritch had his plan for bulldozers to take down home tree, of course you all didn't know it was really happening until it happened

After that everything went down hill

Quaritch and his men were pulling people out of the link machines without warning

This immediately put everyone on edge, especially you. It was dangerous to just disrupt a session in the link machine

You didn't want that happening to Norm

At this point you had your fair share of arguments with Quaritch and his guys over the safety of Norm (and others ofc)

Of course Norm is the one who is standing there holding you back from starting fights with a bunch of marines

As things escalated, so did your anxiety and protectiveness

Quaritch had basically dragged you all into a jail cell, they had to consider sedating you to put it lightly

During the escape you never left Norms side, terrified that if you did something would happen

Then the subject of war was brought up. You were a mess. You didn't want Norm to fight, tried everything to get him not too

But he insisted. He knew this was the right thing to do and you knew it too so you settled for fighting along side him to help protect him

He wasn't too crazy about the idea of you fighting either

It was intense. There was gun fire, smoke, and yelling everywhere

You got separated from him for a split second, trying to help one of the Na'vi escape safely

When you tried to look back for him... he was no where to be seen

So you used the microphone piece to try and reach him, he didn't answer.

You kept asked for him, begging for him to say something so you knew he was okay. You sprinted through the forest, searching everywhere

You finally saw his avatar, laying face down on the ground with a bullet wound. He was unconscious, barely breathing, a slow pulse. An injury this bad could kill him, not just his avatar.

You couldn't bare to leave his side. With teary eyes you put pressure on his wounds, praying and begging that he would make it.

But the avatars breathing slowed and stopped along with the heart beat. He was gone...

Neytiri and Jake had managed to track you down after everything was over, they mourned with you and managed to get you up and moving after what felt like an eternity

You wanted to see him, to see his human body, to officially say goodbye to him

When you got there he was laying on the ground of the lab, broken glass everywhere... but he had his mask on and somehow by some miracle he was breathing... he was alive!

It wasn't until days later that Norm had awakened, after getting proper medical care, you were beyond relieved and thankful and definitely hugged him a little too hard :)

You were never letting him out of your sight again


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1 year ago

Hello can give edward cullen x f!reader human

Dating headcanons please 🙏

ofc!! hope you enjoy!

Loves having cliche date nights. The moves, going out to eat, stargazing, etc.

He is so cheesy, and gentlemen like all the time. Opening doors for you, letting you sit first and pushing in your chair.

SO much handholding and hugging bc he's so scared he'll lose control or hurt you in some way.

Speaking of which, you don't kiss, make out, or get intimate often but anytime you do he knows exactly what he's doing if you know what I mean ;)

Always getting you gifts, he has more than enough money and loves seeing the excitement in your face. No matter how much you don't like gifts or surprises he can't help it.

Ofc as always, his family adores you. Anyone who can make him so happy is already family in their eyes.

Esme is always cooking your dinner btw

Seeing you get along with his family makes him so happy, he's so glad that his favorite ppl can get along.

Lowkey is always helping you with your classwork. He can't help but involuntarily tutor you. And he literally knows every subject like the back of his hand since he has been through high school so many times.

Random hikes in the woods with you on his back

Makes his own songs for you on the piano and will even teach you if you'd like!


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2 years ago

Heyyy

Can we get some new twilight Cullen headcannons? Maybe something comfort related? No specific topic, try to have fun with it!

Thank you love ❤

Ofc!! Yw <3

Carlisle is their anytime he has a slight suspicion that you may be hurt or sick in any way

Always looking at cuts/scrapes looking for any sign of infection

Esme kinda teams up with him if you're sick

Making soup, giving you Tylenol, cooling your head down with a washcloth

They are there for literally anything you may need, willing to do whatever to keep you safe and happy :)

Alice is always "lending" you clothes, shoes, and handbags

By that I mean she buys them and ofc its all name brand or designer clothing

Always keeps an eye on your future, just to be sure that you're safe and so she is always one step ahead

Checks in with Jasper for your mood

Jasper is always trying to be discreet when changing your mood lol

Shares stories of the civil war and other bits of history he witnessed

Rosalie is good with anything to do with hair or makeup

While she may not admit it out loud she loves to do your hair

Same things goes with your makeup

She also doesn't mind to just listen to you talk about life, it reminds her of what she missed out on and she's glad that you get to have experiences she didn't, although she is jealous the entire time she listens but don't take it personally

Emmett is a sports guy, so if you're into sport he'll love to rant and rave about them with you

and even if you don't know anything about sports you will eventually learn a thing or two against your will

Edward definitely teaches you to play piano and makes his own little songs for you all the time

Any song or artist you like he'll learn to play the instrumental version of your favorite songs

He also buys you a record player and records all the time, he just thinks music sounds better through a record

always reading your mind to the point where it annoys you so much

literally finishing your sentences to mess with you lol


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2 years ago

The Cullen's (individually) with a s/o that's covered in tattoos, piercings, and works at a tattoo parlor in Forks?

Thanks for reading this! :)

Ahh, I'm so sorry for the wait!!

The Cullens with an s/o who has piercings/tattoos:

Carlisle:

Ngl, he probably thought it was a bit odd at first glance

Then he got a better look and realized all those tattoos and piercing really fit you :)

He definitely likes to touch your tattoos

Wants to watch the tattooing process, and looks into the aftercare process for them and piercings so he can be more educated

Is always lowkey checking on your healing tattoos and piercing to make sure they are healing properly

Esme:

She loves the way your piercings fit your face

Loves any more simple tattoos and piercings because if she were to ever get one she'd just get a small simple tattoo or piercing

Thinks it so cool how the tattoo grow with you and change over time as you age

Definitely buys any cute jewelry she sees for you

Emmett:

He thinks its so hot and badass

And hes def not afraid to say so

Jokingly asks you to get a tattoo of his name

Will actually cry if you do

He loves any tattoos you have on your biceps, idk why he just does

also thinks nose piercings are so cute

Rosalie:

Much like Esme, she adores simple tattoos and piercings

Could def see her wanting a labret piercing and convincing you to get one

She likes to rub any tattoos you have on your hands whenever she holds hands with you

Alice:

Absolutely adores your piercings!

She loves them all and how that make you stand out

Also buys literally all kinds of jewelry for you

Loves tattoos too

Is always wanting to touch them or trace them

Jasper:

Pretty curious about it

Like wondering why you got them, if they mean anything special to you, or if they are just cause you like it!

Whatever the reason, he loves how the tattoos or piercings complement you

Is definitely one to lean more towards the simpler piercing just cause he's an old man deep down lol

Edward:

He is also very curious about it

Curious as to why you got them especially if they hurt

It's all kind of silly to him but he loves how they look on you

A sucker for tattoos, they just fascinate him

Wants to trace them so bad but is scared he will hurt you


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1 year ago

Nsfw hcs about whether the van der linde guys are ass or tits guys (specifically jonn and arthur)

First, I just want to put out there that this is my very first spicy request ever. Please bare with me if its terrible lmao

WARNINGS: For mature audiences only. Not intended for those under 18. Minors, please do not interact.

RDR2 gang who's an ass or tits guy:

Arthur Morgan:

An ass man.

straight up

He just likes how plump and round it can be

Definitely likes to keep a hand just above your ass at all times while around you

Is lowkey staring at it as you walk away all the time lmao

LOVES grabbing it but is always flustered about it

John Marston:

Surprisingly a tits man

They are just so nice and soft, how can he not love it?

is literally drooling if you wear a lowcut top with any kind of cleavage

he is always staring and makes it so obvious but is sooo embarrassed if you point it out


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