As A Cryptidkin/monsterkin Otherkin, Ngl I Always Get Jealous Of Jon In Monster!jon Fics. Like Cmon You

As a cryptidkin/monsterkin otherkin, ngl I always get jealous of Jon in monster!jon fics. Like cmon you get claws and a bunch of eyes and I don’t? Unfair. And like, I know the whole ‘oh no I’m slowly becoming a monster with no semblance of humanity’ Thing is supposed to be scary and tragic, but ngl if that happened to me I would be thriving. Minus the needing feed on the fear of others part. I’d cry about that probably.

It’s especially funny when Jon’s moping about his changes and I’m sitting here like “if you don’t want it I’ll take it.”

I need to find a mutual to target for this challenge one second

New challenge draw you and your mutuals’ current blorbos hanging out

Tommys is @skilatilu 's blorbo and Jon is mine

I should draw a picture of gunpowder tim, but he’s holding a detonator and is in a circus with a mannequin running towards him with the text “woops wrong Tim.”

Good Cow be upon ye

Salutations mutual, would you like a highland cow to cry over?

Yes please! I would love a highland coo! They’re so bloody cute!

One pair of pliers isn’t enough! I need atleast 12! GIVE ME MORE OF THESE FUCKING THINGS SO I CAN BEND THE RIBS OF MY CREATION

Pookie that was already in the contract we signed when you first decided to be friends with me.

yk i think the world just becomes such a better place when ppl share all the "weird" shit about them

like fuck yes tell me about your theriotypes and your kin types and your weird gender and your fav fucked up characters and your "cringe" ocs and your self insert fanfiction and your wattpad phase that never ended and your weird thoughts tell me everything actually and let me stare at you in wonder.