What I Know About Hazbin Hotel As Someone Whos Never Seen It But Has A Bunch Of Friends Who Watch It

What I know about Hazbin hotel as someone who’s never seen it but has a bunch of friends who watch it and rant about it.

•there’s a guy named lucifer and he’s 4 ft tall, depressed and has an egregious about of rubber duckies. 10/10 would punt into the unfathomable void.

• there’s angels and the main character and the angels sing a song about second chances or something. Someone made a kazoo cover of it.

•you can have make a sort of soul pact with people or something and that have romantic/strong friendship connotations I think

•main character has a girlfriend

•Alastor is aro-ace, slays, is a wend1go or something, evil but in like a cartoon Disney villain sorta way. The hinges are broken on this guy.

•someone stabs another person and it’s like “DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE HAHAHAHAHA” or something. Person who got stabbed may or may not be Adam form The Bible

•there’s a moth character and instead of being slay like moths should be, he sucks.

•husk is a cat and not in fact a dog like o feral thought when I saw him.

•there’s an owl guy named Stolas who I hate solely because people keep looking at my mascot ant saying “oh hey that guy looks kinda like stolas” and every time I wanna drive their head into a wall. And then people also compare Grimm from hollow knight to stolas and I wish the same on those people aswell. IM NOT EVEN AN OWL IM A MOTH HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE THAT CONNECTION. GRIMM IS PRESUMABLY SOME SORT OF BUG.

•dumb owl has a child who gets manipulated by the moth guy or something idk.

•there’s a character who only cares about her outfit designs or something

•there’s a weird clown. I don’t know anything about the clown but I like him. Please do not ruin silly little clown guy for me I just want more silly clowns in my life.

•gay people

•angel dust is a gay spider dude who overdosed on meth just like that homeless heroine addict vampire hunter guy (if you know you know)

•there’s a bunch of creator drama :/

•as far as I know there is no incomprehensible beings from beyond the fabric of reality. Could use more shoggoths.

@nonbinary-wyvern and @sircherri this is your faults I decided.

@nonbinary-wyvern will you marry me again?

Ah np. Yes I am the owner of that new blog, and I will make sure not to interact with you on that blog anymore. I’m not entirely sure what blogs there are to interact with to be honest (I know some but not all)

I honestly just went with the first thing that came up. Could have been a McDonald’s worker who puts shoes in peoples fries if that was what the episode was about tbh. I completely where you’re coming from and will respect your requests.

Would you be interested in receiving a screwdriver backscratcher? Consider it a donation. All for a greater cause of course. Hah. Hahaha. Hahahahha.

-The Volenteers

no. I do not get itchy.

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OK GONNA SAY THIS ONE TIME AND ONE TIME ONYL

PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT WIHT MY BLOG AS THOSE CREEPY VOLUNTEERS BC THAT EPISODE WAS REALLY FUCKED UP AND I AM HONESTLY PISSED THE TRIGGER WARNINGS WERE NOT MORE SPECIFIC, IT IS A VERY FUCKED UP EPISODE, SND I ONLY JSUT BARLEY SCRAPED BY IT BY SKIMMING IT UNTIL THE END.

I GET/GOT VERY TRIGGERED AT THESE TYPES OF TOPICS (I.e., getting crushed to death by too many object, suffocation, claustrophobia, and also the part at the end with the gunshots and death, but only being able to hear it and not actually see where the shots are coming from, nor who it getting shot.), I SINCERELY HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.

THIS IS TO SAY, IF YOU ARE TO INTERSCT WIHT THE OTHER RP BLOGS, AND I AM TAGGED BY THE MODS OF SAID BLOG, I WILL NOT BE INTERACTING WIHT SUCH.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT, BUT I DO NEED TO SET THIS BOUNDARY GOING FORWARD, BC OF THE NEW CREATION OF YOUR BLOG. AGAIN, THANK YOU FOR LISTENING, GOD BLESS, HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.

Here you go.

The mothman invites you on a date. Will you accept his offer? 💕💕💕

Your literally a computer. You have no flesh to be stabbed. Just slide into their dms.

How can you stop needles

LIKE I KNOW

I’M STILL TRYING TO TEST THE WATERS ON HOW TO SPEAK TO THEM

your getting your b3ch arc but for the soul purpose of pissing off Gwen’s mod.

-@windows-nt-4-point-0’s mod.

LETS GOOOO