MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

I hope you all get lots of lovely presents and that your Christmas is a good one!

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

LEAVE ME ALOOOONEEEEE

I saw this and knew I had to reblog it because there’s no way this isn’t true. I thought about it for a bit and what if he was talking to someone who has a shorter fuse like Kaveh or Faruzan when it comes to subjects they’re passionate about like architecture or ruin technology?

Two minutes in and someone’s about to throw hands in what started as a discussion over Sumeru’s architectural and technological history.

Between someone who studied architecture for who knows how many years of his life and is an architect, someone who’s been around for little over like a century and spent most of her time researching mechanisms and ruin technology, and the guy who probably witnessed said history himself, someone is throwing hands and it’s not Zhongli.

Zhongli would drive them both insane for the fun of it and I’m absolutely living for it.

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.

why did it make me think of that dinosaur soup ladle

LAURENNNN 🩷

Girl I’ve missed you 😞💔

How’ve you been? What’s going on?? :D

Also my fiancée gave me an Itto plushie for Christmas and he sits on a little throne above my bed (and yes, I’m still obsessing over him and most likely won’t stop)

And I also had a fairly…*GULP* interesting dream last night regarding two dragons in which one of them was French and they were accompanied by a certain Himbo I’m sure you’ve heard of

I don’t think I can disclose the contents of my dream (unless you want me to 👀) without my face being an embarrassing shade of pink and interrupting myself to let out some giggles more than a few times

Anyways yeah :3

Miss you girl, lots of love from Lottie 🫶

OMG LOTTIEEEE I’VE MISSED YOU TOO!❤️

It’s been a bit of a stressful year for me and I’ve been on a hiatus forever but it’s because I have like no motivation with burnout which sucks. But anyways other than that I GOT A WEIGHTED STUFFED CHEETAH FOR CHRISTMAS AND ITS SO NICE AND SO SOFT. I’ve named him Toast, courtesy of a friend of mine for suggesting the name.

The Itto plushie sounds adorable. Anyways other than that I haven’t really had much else happening in my life but that’s probably for the best with how hectic my life has been recently (hence the need for a major hiatus) but I’m alive I swear.

Also happy new year! Here’s hoping 2024 goes well! Lots of love from me too!