Its Always So Awkward When I Have To Explain To A 13 Year Old That I Will Not Write A Gorey Smut Fic

It’s always so awkward when I have to explain to a 13 year old that I will not write a gorey smut fic for them. Yes. It’s happened more than once.💔

I’ve said it ONCE and I will say it AGAIN

MY. BLOG. IS. 18+ PERIOD.

IF YOU ARE A MINOR WHO TRIES TO FOLLOW ME…

I👏🏻WILL👏🏻BLOCK👏🏻YOU👏🏻

And for those of you who try to follow me and send me a message saying “I know your blog is no minors but I’m 17 and will be 18 soon”

I DO NOT CARE! IF YOU ARE UNDER 18…

YOU

ARE

A

MINOR!

YOU CAN COME BACK WHEN YOU’RE 18!

Sorry for my rant but I’m SO sick of getting LITERAL 12 year olds trying to follow me.

TELL EM NINNO

Stop 👏🏻 infantilizing 👏🏻 Mikey 👏🏻 2k22 👏🏻

we can’t wait for you guys to see it 😝it’s gonna be so amazing just wait 😏

'Within The Shell'

Topside AU || Feel-good || Slice of life || Settling down || Family life || OC-based || Multichapter || More to come

Tags to block/follow: #WTS #Within The Shell #Red Light District (NSFW tag) Iteration used: Bayverse appearance wise. But will contain a little bit of everything.

Summary under cut

Their father was getting old, too old for the brothers to care for him in the sewers. Even if Splinter refused to admit it. He still looked alert, up to date. But they saw it in the details. The way his hands had started shaking while drinking his tea, or tending to his bonsai collection. 

He slept more, went to bed earlier than usual. One time, Raphael  had to carry him to bed because his legs didn't have enough strength that day to carry him. All four of them knew he needed more help than they could give. Resulting in Leonardo to make the decision that would change their lives forever.

Life topside changes you to your core; they're about to find out who's really lurking within the shell.

'Within The Shell'; a slice-of-life, feel good alternate universe where we explore what happens when the brothers break out from their old life - what kind of man is hiding deep down inside? 

The story will be crosspublished on AO3. Each chapter will be linked with both a Tumblr link and AO3 link.

Prologue: AO3 / Tumblr [BETA STAGE. COMING VERY SOON] ||

Chapter 1: AO3 / Tumblr [DRAFT STAGE]

AHHH I LOVE IT!!!

Hii!! It’s me again💅

I was wondering how the Bayverse Boys would react to a fem S/O who is freakishly strong. Not in a superpowers way but in a “she can lift up and whole damn couch with no effort” or a “how the hell did she carry me to my room” way!

(If that makes any sense at all)💔

I think so. Let’s make a few headcanons about this one ♥️💜💙🧡

Leo

The first time Leo sees you lift something heavy, he does a double take.

You don’t look that strong.

Yet there’s no denying what he just saw.

He now wants you to start training with him.

Time to take your strength and hone it.

He’s low key proud the first time you manage to throw him in grappling.

Definitely finds it sexy.

Can’t help bragging to his bros.

Refuses to admit it aloud, but finds you mildly intimidating. 😳

Raph

Babe is super strong? Yes!!

He’s gonna drag you to the gym area with him constantly.

You can spot him with his weights. Bonus!

He loves to wrestle and you actually put up a decent fight.

Despite all this, you still need him to open jars for you. It makes him melt.

He just likes that even though you can hold your own, you still need his help occasionally.

Big boy needs to feel needed.

Practically begs for you to rough house with him in the bedroom 😏

Donnie

Well, this was an unexpected, though not unpleasant, discovery.

Donnie has to run tests to determine the cause for your ‘super’ strength.

He actually quite impressed.

He studies your diet, your exercise plan, even your genetics.

He finds it rather convenient that you are able to help him out on projects that require heavy lifting. Keeps him from having to ask Raph for help.

He decides he likes this.

The first time he falls asleep at his desk and wakes up in his bed next to you, because you carried him there, he has to admit, he’s a little turned on. 😍

Mikey

Dude! Mikey thinks your strength is the coolest ever.

He wants you to pick him up, just to see if you can.

You can.

Now he wants you to show off in front of his brothers. Especially Raph.

He’s always asking you to flex for him. Then he kisses your bicep.

The first time you pin him, playing around, he pops a boner.

He just finds it so hot.

Secretly wishes he could go with you to the carnival so you can win him a plushie at one of those test of strength booths. 🤩

Jesus CHRIST😍😍

TMNT Raphael x Reader: Trendsetter

 Summary: Raphael is jealous of your obsession with Tik Tok and decides to create his own out of spite. This would have been fine if it weren’t for the fact that they’re all thirst traps. 

Genre: Fluff, Mutual Pining, LOW QUALITY QUICK FIC TO SCRATCH MY ITHCY BRAIN

Warnings: Swearing, Spicy thoughts. 

Song: 

“’Cos I love you for infinity, I love you for infinity.” 

The same song lyric had been on repeat, the volume low but just enough for Raph to have heard. With a scowl, he peered over the railing from where he had been resting from a set. 

Beneath him you lay sprawled out across the couch on the level below, watching the same 15 second video on repeat. At first, he had been ready to throw a piece of gym chalk at your head for the distraction from his session. However, upon further observation, he noticed what you were watching. 

Some human pretty-boy was holding a ring light and smiling towards the camera. Raphael cringed at the sight, it was one of the rare moments he was glad he wasn’t apart of the same species. 

However, it wasn’t until the chorus hit that he realised what this was. The man pulled the light behind his body and with a smooth transition he was shirtless. The screen was black besides the glowing light slowly being dragged upwards from behind his head. The soft glow in contrast to the darkness contoured every single divot and dip along the length of his body. 

Raphael’s scowl deepened. 

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