Oh, To Be An Ancient Philosopher, Reaching My Hand Into My Crack Jar Whilst Wondering The Meaning Of

Oh, to be an ancient philosopher, reaching my hand into my Crack Jar whilst wondering the meaning of life, and also how the bugs keep getting in my skin

we as a society have to move past the idea that ancient philosophers were unbelievable smart. they were high. everyone was high. i'd be able to invent and popularise stoicism if i was doing a pound of crack daily, too.

Had a dream that i was walking with Markiplier and i suddenly go "i was going to ask you about your top surgery but then i realized you arent trans"

He do have some nice man titties tho

Shifting to a reality where Kikyo dont exist ✌✌

I literally hate this lmao

I had a dream that i was in some kind og dance group contest and Tom Holland was one of the judges. I got to sit next to him for some reason and we started having casual banter and laughing and shit, when suddenly a security guard comes over and tells him to move as if we're in 5th grade during fucking reading time and says he cant be judge anymore

Me: i need to make original art to build my portfolio and start working on that comic i wanna do

Me five seconds later: hahaha inuyasha fanart make brain go brrrrrrrrr