Im Watching Les Misrables From 2012 Ans Just Saw A Great Scene. Some Random Kid Broke Into Some Rich

Im watching Les Misérables from 2012 ans just saw a great scene. Some random kid broke into some rich guy carrige through the window and just started dissing him.

I feel like if in real life we would have similar approach the world would be a better place.

I just learned that in 7 years we will be celebrating 100th aniversary of the creation of hoodies. It was originaly created in 1930 for people working in colder temperatures in New York.

It feels like something so new yet it was invented BEFORE WW2. My great grandparents could literally wear them and I wouldnt know it.

Waiter! Waiter! There is soup in my hair!

And maybe also nose

And face

And lungs

I really dont like how your chef is drowning me in soup.

Just today I realised that there are no male world leaders with long hair. I even went through all the pictures on some shady website and there were NONE.

So anyway Im running for president of Poland. Wish me luck.

I have no idea how people see an elephant in there. It is obviously an ANCIENT SNAIL GOD.

KNEEL MORTALS BEFORE YOUR GOD

NGC 3572, Star Streams

How to test if your friends are human.

Say "Almonds can not be trusted"

If they repeat or say something similar, congrats. They are human

In case they ask why. Pull out your holy water gun. They are either a demon, a robot or an alien. So you have 2/3 chances it will work.