Turbo But He Has Ornithophobia

Turbo but he has Ornithophobia

Does this affect literally anything? No,

but it's funny as hell to imagine his nightmares starring this random and weirdly knowledgeable parrot. It seems to know so many things about him, secrets he keeps close to his chest. How does it know? What does it want from him?

Just the name Duck Hunt gives him the heebie-jeebies. Can't trust the birds. They're in caw-hoots with the Surge Protector! They'll rat-ite him out!

put turbo in air jail

hes going in time out

Ahuman Flags !!

Ahuman: A form of nonhumanity where an individual does not connect to humanity/being human in any way. Oftentimes they're uncomfortable with being referred to as or grouped in with humans/humanity as a whole.

The term "antihuman" existed to describe this, however it's often been mistaken as misanthropy (hating humans/humanity) in some of the spaces I'm in, so a term often used instead is this one!

NO WAY SOMOEB POSTD ME IN THER????? oh this is so sick /pos can i friend you on disc is that okay

CRYING SHITTING OH MY GOD YOU ARE

SO COOL. HOW ARE WE MUTUALS WHAT THE FWEAK

Literally went on your acc, saw the cosplay work and went

"Oh wait! I know them!! They are from the discord server, they make the cosplay so good.."

and then followed :33

YES THIS ONE. I'd kiss him

Hello mutual. I am here to announce I would kiss your Turbo headcanon. Okay goodbye

WHAT TURBO HEADCANON??

ARE WE TALKING MOST RECENT POST HEADCANON DRAWING OR LIKE THIS IMAGE OF HIS HEADCANONS?? /GEN CONFUSED

OK I FINALLY HAVE VISUAL EVIDENCE THAT MY PHONE CAMERA LIGHTENS MY SKIN TONE BECAUSE IT THINKS I’M A WHITE PERSON IN DARK LIGHTING

so i’m in a hotel and the bathroom is white as hell and i was like lol my phone can’t misinterpret me if there’s no trace of dark color anywhere. and sure enough

compared to me on a colored background