the-1st-astronaut - Astronaut!!
the-1st-astronaut
Astronaut!!

3/2, MINOR || mixed multifandom space creature that crash landed on Earth

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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago

what can I say I'm a sucker for chubby hairy guys

What Can I Say I'm A Sucker For Chubby Hairy Guys

Hello mutual. I am here to announce I would kiss your Turbo headcanon. Okay goodbye

WHAT TURBO HEADCANON??

ARE WE TALKING MOST RECENT POST HEADCANON DRAWING OR LIKE THIS IMAGE OF HIS HEADCANONS?? /GEN CONFUSED

Hello Mutual. I Am Here To Announce I Would Kiss Your Turbo Headcanon. Okay Goodbye

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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago

YES THIS ONE. I'd kiss him

Hello mutual. I am here to announce I would kiss your Turbo headcanon. Okay goodbye

WHAT TURBO HEADCANON??

ARE WE TALKING MOST RECENT POST HEADCANON DRAWING OR LIKE THIS IMAGE OF HIS HEADCANONS?? /GEN CONFUSED

Hello Mutual. I Am Here To Announce I Would Kiss Your Turbo Headcanon. Okay Goodbye
the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago

hello there!!

reg ver:

Hello There!!

CW: EYESTRAIN UNDER THE CUT

YAAAAAY

Hello There!!

Atention all Turbo/King Candy self shipers

Pleas make yourselvs known

Why? You may ask well i am formulaiting a list of evory Turbo/King Candy self shiper i can fined (including myself)

I what to document this self shiping

An art thing thats onn a need to know baises

And im just curios abowt how manny of us are there

Now pleas coment or repost this to get your spot onn the list

(Perferably witha linked imedg of your WIR self insert or you self sona)

Thank you fore your time


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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago

Turbo but he has Ornithophobia

Does this affect literally anything? No,

but it's funny as hell to imagine his nightmares starring this random and weirdly knowledgeable parrot. It seems to know so many things about him, secrets he keeps close to his chest. How does it know? What does it want from him?

Just the name Duck Hunt gives him the heebie-jeebies. Can't trust the birds. They're in caw-hoots with the Surge Protector! They'll rat-ite him out!


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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago

OK I FINALLY HAVE VISUAL EVIDENCE THAT MY PHONE CAMERA LIGHTENS MY SKIN TONE BECAUSE IT THINKS I’M A WHITE PERSON IN DARK LIGHTING

so i’m in a hotel and the bathroom is white as hell and i was like lol my phone can’t misinterpret me if there’s no trace of dark color anywhere. and sure enough

OK I FINALLY HAVE VISUAL EVIDENCE THAT MY PHONE CAMERA LIGHTENS MY SKIN TONE BECAUSE IT THINKS IM A WHITE

compared to me on a colored background

OK I FINALLY HAVE VISUAL EVIDENCE THAT MY PHONE CAMERA LIGHTENS MY SKIN TONE BECAUSE IT THINKS IM A WHITE

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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago

okay wait so the first cuff was ugly I made it better

Okay Wait So The First Cuff Was Ugly I Made It Better
Okay Wait So The First Cuff Was Ugly I Made It Better
Okay Wait So The First Cuff Was Ugly I Made It Better

fucked up evil creature gets turned into perler beads

Fucked Up Evil Creature Gets Turned Into Perler Beads

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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago
GUYS WHATTHEFREAK HOW DID WE GET HERE.WHEREBAMI. THANKS FOR ALL YHE SUPPORT BUT LIKE WHERE AM I

GUYS WHATTHEFREAK HOW DID WE GET HERE.WHEREBAMI. THANKS FOR ALL YHE SUPPORT BUT LIKE WHERE AM I


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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago
Ahuman Flags !!
Ahuman Flags !!

Ahuman Flags !!

Ahuman Flags !!

Ahuman: A form of nonhumanity where an individual does not connect to humanity/being human in any way. Oftentimes they're uncomfortable with being referred to as or grouped in with humans/humanity as a whole.

The term "antihuman" existed to describe this, however it's often been mistaken as misanthropy (hating humans/humanity) in some of the spaces I'm in, so a term often used instead is this one!


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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago
the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago

NO WAY SOMOEB POSTD ME IN THER????? oh this is so sick /pos can i friend you on disc is that okay

CRYING SHITTING OH MY GOD YOU ARE

SO COOL. HOW ARE WE MUTUALS WHAT THE FWEAK

Literally went on your acc, saw the cosplay work and went

"Oh wait! I know them!! They are from the discord server, they make the cosplay so good.."

and then followed :33

CRYING SHITTING OH MY GOD YOU ARE
the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago

WAIT. WEERE. IN THE SAME DISCORD SERVER AND I NEVER KNEW THIS WUOLE TIME

WHICH ONE OUUGH

CRYING SHITTING OH MY GOD YOU ARE

SO COOL. HOW ARE WE MUTUALS WHAT THE FWEAK

Literally went on your acc, saw the cosplay work and went

"Oh wait! I know them!! They are from the discord server, they make the cosplay so good.."

and then followed :33

CRYING SHITTING OH MY GOD YOU ARE

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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago

YES??? YOU'RE. VERY COOL OH EM GEE

YES??? YOU'RE. VERY COOL OH EM GEE

wait chat wait wait wait

Wait Chat Wait Wait Wait

one of my favorite wir artists is following me omg

Wait Chat Wait Wait Wait

haiiii hiiii heyy heloo


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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago

do we fuck with massive Puppet cuff

Do We Fuck With Massive Puppet Cuff
Do We Fuck With Massive Puppet Cuff
Do We Fuck With Massive Puppet Cuff

hello fnaf fandom welcome back


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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago

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We need less than 250€ to reach our short term goal of 24.5k€ which is 70% of the total goal‼️

Your donations are important to us and we appreciate them no matter what🙏

We need you more than ever😭

Please help me reach our goal as soon as possible 🙏

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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago

‏Hello, can you please reblog or publish a post for my campaign? Due to the weakness of donations, they pass slowly as ice. I hope you can help me. A small amount like $20 will be more than useful to help me and my family. Thank you for everything💔🙏

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‏Right now, donated money is being used to help us survive this war. Food is very expensive and my family has to pay rent for the land that our tent is on. However, I want to save up enough money to evacuate my family to a safer place where we can rebuild our lives. I dream of returning to university to finish my computer science degree. I want to provide a better life for my family than is possible in Gaza. My family and I have many dreams we would like to fulfill after this war. We are grateful to everyone who donated and helps us during this time of suffering. Thank you for reading

https://gofund.me/73d4b003

https://gofund.me/73d4b003


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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago

OH MY GOD?????? IT HAPPENED AGAIN????????

OH MY GOD?????? IT HAPPENED AGAIN????????

W HAT. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS COMING FROM

wait chat wait wait wait

Wait Chat Wait Wait Wait

one of my favorite wir artists is following me omg

Wait Chat Wait Wait Wait

haiiii hiiii heyy heloo


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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago

wait chat wait wait wait

Wait Chat Wait Wait Wait

one of my favorite wir artists is following me omg

Wait Chat Wait Wait Wait

haiiii hiiii heyy heloo


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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago

you. you WILL update me on your Turbo cosplay lest I release thousands of crickets into your home /j

You. You WILL Update Me On Your Turbo Cosplay Lest I Release Thousands Of Crickets Into Your Home /j

UNDERSTOOD! HERE IS THE BASE UPDATE BEFORE THE WORK STARTS

You. You WILL Update Me On Your Turbo Cosplay Lest I Release Thousands Of Crickets Into Your Home /j

These right here are, 75% of me materials. I'm going to sew on the red stripes to the suit with split stich. Ribbing cuff isn't here yet but that'll go on the sleeves. Might sew on Turbos name on the back for flavor but idk yet. I'll probably start sewing by Thursday.


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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago

HELLO THERE I heard you wanted to cosplay Turbo!! I have cosplayed him before (I just finished putting it together today) and I suggest you get a half face visorless helmet for it!! To add the T you could probably spray paint it on or use red duct tape (which is what I used!!)

Oh hi!! I saw your post recently and it was cool!! ^^

Also, I do get a research to find a helmet like what you said. But I wanna go for my redesign look

Kinda like this

HELLO THERE I Heard You Wanted To Cosplay Turbo!! I Have Cosplayed Him Before (I Just Finished Putting

But unfortunately, It's kinda expensive.

I'm in Singapore, but not sure if they sells these around.

I'm also having an idea about with his clothes like this one and some many thoughts I have

HELLO THERE I Heard You Wanted To Cosplay Turbo!! I Have Cosplayed Him Before (I Just Finished Putting

Yeah, that's all. But I don't know if I ahd a chance to make cosplay, but thank you for the advice ;]


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the-1st-astronaut
1 month ago
WE DID IT FOLKS!!!!! THE TURBO COSPLAY IS REAL THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT

WE DID IT FOLKS!!!!! THE TURBO COSPLAY IS REAL THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT

if you couldn't tell I'm wearing yellow goggles


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