You Can Never Tell Mammon Youre Cold Because He Cant Act Fucking Normal For Five Minutes- Rather Then

You can never tell Mammon you’re cold because he can’t act fucking normal for five minutes- rather then giving you his jacket he tries to zip you in with him, telling you to put your arms in the sleeves with his and that his body heat will keep you warmer anyway :)

I just read The Forbidden Book of Forbidden-ness and HOLY SHIT IT WAS INCREDIBLE. like everyone was so in character, that moment where Asmo's emotional intelligence comes through and he knows exactly what Mammon is dreaming of, and Mammon, our wonderful first man, figuring out that it's not real because he doesn't feel overwhelmingly in love with mc before anything else tips him off, because Mammon may get tricked when it comes to grimm but his feelings towards mc can't be faked or imitated in a dream?? I am in LOVE with your writing

it made me curious what all the other brothers would experience if they were cursed by the book and how they'd wake up, or who would have the hardest time waking up. Levi would definitely be in an rpg game or the tsl universe with mc, he's the easiest one to imagine, but I wonder if Belphie would end up in a dream universe where he never tried to kill mc, like if he had been reminded of ch16 by somethingjust before opening the book and thought to himself that he wished he'd never hurt them

Thanks so much!! That was awesome to hear! I’ve alway been lowkey obsessed with perfect dream worlds and the willpower to reject everything you’ve ever wanted just for the harshness of reality. ig Gravity Falls ruined me.

I never really thought about the other brother’s dream world, other than Levi’s idea of what it would be, tbh.

I kind of really wanted to add them to Mammon’s dream so that it would be harder for him to leave. I played around with the idea of Mammon like, rushing home to tell Lucifer that something is up, and Lucifer pats his head and says he’s so proud of his cute little brother, and did you win big at the casino baby 🥹? Are you hungry? And Mammon obvs flips out. And Lilith is there and alive and everyone’s happy and also him and MC are engaged and gonna be married soon.

I feel like that would have been Mammon’s REAL ideal universe. But hey, I wanted it be a one shot that I could just play with and not a ten chapter, meticulously thought out story the way that would be, so it was scrapped. And I imagine that the other’s ultimate dreams would be much of the same, with Levi’s probably taking place in an RPG like you said, and MC is Henry and they are eternal best friends only, wait, MC just kissed me!!! 🤯❤️❤️

Again, thanks a lot!!!

I thought I’d share this head canon with you and see your thoughts on it. Food in the devildom is made the same as the human realm, but as it is told by Lucifer that purer souls taste better. It is also mentioned that hells coffee becomes more bitter the more you love the person. It seems like food is less of its contents and more of the intention of the cook. Perhaps, not saying he is though, Solomon can actually cook well but because his intention is sinful or all for his personal gain it therefore tastes bad. MCs cooking is good regardless of your character for them because their intentions are good. They love the brothers and thus the food is delicious. Same with Barbados giving to Diavolo without desire for a personal gain makes his cooking great. Characters may cook with mixed emotions. Mammon might love his brothers but if his intention changes from “let me do something nice for ya” to “maybe they’ll pay me for my hard work!” It adds that extra bit that makes it taste off.

the 👏 secret 👏 ingredient 👏 is 👏 love

Ok but that makes a huge amount of sense!! It's less about the physical food itself and more about the emotions attached to it - the process as a means of becoming

If we think about a demon's regular diet (i.e: souls), they're used to consuming what amounts to a person's being - their memories, their dreams, their thoughts, their feelings. But souls are a finite resource and so there has to be a way to make it stretch. Thus - what can they consume that is a) formed and created over time, b) influenced by emotion and desire, and c) often has sentimental meaning - memory, if you will?

To physically make food from scratch, no matter if you're a line chef or at home baking, there is intent. You're cracking eggs like your guardian showed you once. You're mixing in this brand of flour because an older respected relative used to use it all the time. You're making this meal because you know it will make your friend smile - these are all things that influence the way a dish tastes. And it's just enough to give the food you make a soul of its own.

However, if you're making food with purely selfish intentions at heart, or maybe even feeling particularly negative about what you're doing, then that's the opposite of what can sate a demon. Demons have a surplus of sin - they need food with other 'nutrients' like love and joy.

I really, really love this hc bc it's honestly very sweet in a way 💛 thank you for sharing it!

do you have any more instances of Mammon dropping lines like "Get bent" or "... got some truth for you haters"? he's like Shakespeare to me

sure thing!

everything that leaves his mouth is pure gold you are so right anon

I thought I’d share this head canon with you and see your thoughts on it. Food in the devildom is made the same as the human realm, but as it is told by Lucifer that purer souls taste better. It is also mentioned that hells coffee becomes more bitter the more you love the person. It seems like food is less of its contents and more of the intention of the cook. Perhaps, not saying he is though, Solomon can actually cook well but because his intention is sinful or all for his personal gain it therefore tastes bad. MCs cooking is good regardless of your character for them because their intentions are good. They love the brothers and thus the food is delicious. Same with Barbados giving to Diavolo without desire for a personal gain makes his cooking great. Characters may cook with mixed emotions. Mammon might love his brothers but if his intention changes from “let me do something nice for ya” to “maybe they’ll pay me for my hard work!” It adds that extra bit that makes it taste off.

the 👏 secret 👏 ingredient 👏 is 👏 love

Ok but that makes a huge amount of sense!! It's less about the physical food itself and more about the emotions attached to it - the process as a means of becoming

If we think about a demon's regular diet (i.e: souls), they're used to consuming what amounts to a person's being - their memories, their dreams, their thoughts, their feelings. But souls are a finite resource and so there has to be a way to make it stretch. Thus - what can they consume that is a) formed and created over time, b) influenced by emotion and desire, and c) often has sentimental meaning - memory, if you will?

To physically make food from scratch, no matter if you're a line chef or at home baking, there is intent. You're cracking eggs like your guardian showed you once. You're mixing in this brand of flour because an older respected relative used to use it all the time. You're making this meal because you know it will make your friend smile - these are all things that influence the way a dish tastes. And it's just enough to give the food you make a soul of its own.

However, if you're making food with purely selfish intentions at heart, or maybe even feeling particularly negative about what you're doing, then that's the opposite of what can sate a demon. Demons have a surplus of sin - they need food with other 'nutrients' like love and joy.

I really, really love this hc bc it's honestly very sweet in a way 💛 thank you for sharing it!

[mc is in the human world] beel: hey, mammon mammon: mc calls me mammon... belphie: that's because it's your fucking name