Bonus:

Bonus:

Jake is…kind of intimidating.

I did a poll on instagram asking if they wanna see this crossover, that’s why these dorks ended up here

Witcher AU - Toss a coin to your SOLDIER

Whenever Theseus is around

for any substabtial amount of time, Percy seems to loose the ability to act like a functional human being.

He looses his coffee cups, pens, and on one memerable occasion his wand as soon as he sets them down, leading to twenty minutes of frantic searching while trying to look like he was doing anything but.

He’s left the building in the dead of winter without his coat, which given the fact that he’s a wizard shouldnt actually be a problem, but he was so engrossed in the story Theseus was weaving that he completely forgot. So Sues wraps the shivering director in his own coat and bundles him close.

Half the department is convinced that the Englishman is somehow draining their precious directors life energy, the rest are enjoying this new and entertaining Graves and have a betting pool goin on when they’ll finally kiss.

Seraphina makes a point to bein in their comany as often as possible to expand her blackmail materieal.

Theseus however, thinks nothing of Percy’s behavior. In his mind, Percy has always been like this, utter helpless and painfully adorable.

Jake is…kind of intimidating.