Y'all Are Freaky Freaks For Thirsting Over Whorenhiem Blugh

Y'all are freaky freaks for thirsting over whorenhiem blugh

IT’S HOHENTIME

In case you have NO IDEA what this means, we’ve seen an influx of Hohenheim stans (many of them thirsty) on this blog (RIP our askbox) who we have lovingly dubbed Mr. Ho’s Hoes 😅

We want to know just how many of you there are out there so get voting! ⬆️

- Mod Mustang & Mod Hawkeye 🔥🦅

I'm glad you like it!!:)

This is a lil late but since you kinda guessed right I doodled Winry for you

She's got a big ol' wrench

That's a nice wrench

Hehehehe :)

I love this sm, I'm twirling you around

Man I'm imagining 2003/CoS Al meeting the Brotherhood Elrics and being like what the FUCK do you mean you just gave up alchemy and everything was fine??

HE'D PROBABLY BE FUCKING LIVID ; CoS/2003 Ed would just be so done, not angry just - fuck hold on let me draw it.

Shinji posed. Ft. Alcohol for my favorite lil alcoholic.

But oh yeah CoS/2003 Al would probably react either verbally or physically violent. I don't hold that above him.

I'm giggling. Ok so, I'm anon 3 ( ≧∀≦)ノ

I love how that one was a stretch lmfao, I gave a hint though!! "I just went through the anon tags and I was foundnout" the first third anon one has the tag "possibly giovi":)

you should go indepth about who you think each anon is and why tbh. it'd be funny.

you're right it'd be hilarious

and then they return

Anon 1- added one question mark

Anon 1 is not scott, lou, miles, koarpse, etc.

Anon 1 is most likely a random person

Anon 2- "SHOULD" "tbh."

Anon 2 is @orange-t-apple aka scott

Anon 2 is possibly layla

Anon 3- "onve" "yeag" "foundnout"

Anon 3 could be gio, that one is a bit of a stretch

Anon 3 is @saturnaous

Anon 4- ALL CAPS NO PUNCTUATION

Anon 4 uses no filler words (possibly a repeat anon)

Anon 4 is @uimiles (?) if not idrk

Anon 5- "btw" "totally"

Anon 5 i dont like how you worded it.

Anon 5 could be @the-catmans-offical-2 not sure on this one

ALSO ANON 1 DID NOT COME BACK!

nuh-uh no way bc I cannot see "What if you stabbed a man?" AND "First anon back again. stab everyone "Stab them all twice actually" coming from the same person.

OK so mystery anon is prolly one of the other four 👍

i can give farther reasoning if you wish but i wanna grab a midnight snack

@warpedvinyll i just wanted to bother you tbh be honest.

i’ve been on a tremendous fullmetal alchemist kick lately after staring wistfully at my figure of al lol  here’s some doodles!! mostly of greed and ling tho cuz they’re obv my faves (plz draw fanart w me)

Hoenhiem doesn't even have titties, what titties are your asks searching for?? He's flat, the flatest

Honestly who knows, he ain’t even got nips either 😶 He did not breast boobily downstairs 😔

- Mod Mustang & Mod Hawkeye 🔥🦅