Hehe He Would And I Love Him For It^^ Do Trust Hed Peal The Skin (you Using Your Slade Training There

Hehe he would and I love him for it^^ do trust he’d peal the skin (you using your slade training there bud?/reff) and put it on a marble pedestal in a empty room that all the batkids would add offerings too when they inevitably find it in the manor, Alfred knows but no one knows he does bc he’s him. And Bruce accidentally walks in there every once in a while and just goes “whatttt the fuckkkk- nope not today” and leaves and forgets about it till next time.

No one ever talks about it but dick visits it anytime he’s at the manor and takes notes on the progress (Alfred adds stuff to make the furby look bigger each time bc he knows dick visits it, why? Bc why the fuck not.) and keeps the notebooks(yes plural. That’s how often he breaks in to check it.) and a re written version of the b!ble but with furby in a safe in a undisclosed location(Ik but you don’t haha).

Young Dick: Do you care if I take the skin off of the Furby?

Dick: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Bruce: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

REAL!!!!!!!! YES!!!! THIS!!!!! I HATE WHEN PPL ACT LIKE HE CANT COOK HE SO CAN AND HED BE FUCKING GREAT AT IT, HED MAKE WAY TOO BIG PORTIONS BC HES USED TO MAKING FOOD FOR LARGE GROUPS BUT STILL HE AND ALFRED COULD SO HAVE COOKING DAYS WHERE THEY MAJE FOREIGN FOODS SO THE SILLIES MAY BE FED INSTEAD OF JUST ALFRED AND HASON KNOWING HOW TO COOK BC I LOVE THAT JASON KNOWING HOW TO COOK WELL IS SO POPULAR BUT PLZ MOST OF THEM LIVE AWAY FROM THE MANOR THERES NO WAY THEY JUST DIDNT LEARN HOW TO COOK OVERTIME OR BY ALFRED AT SOME POINT HE WOULD NOT LET THEM LEAVE HIS MANOR (yes HIS manor fuck bruce he can have the cave) NOT KNOWING THE DAMN BASICS ON HOW TO COOK FOR THEMSELVES AND OTHERS ALFRED WOULD TOTS HAVE A ACTS OF SERVICE LOVE LANGUAGE BE SO FR RN.

i REFUSE any hcs that make any of the poc batfam unable to cook. don't you dare.

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!

Accidentally becoming a Batfam twitter account

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Hes so silly<3hehehehehe

you know its a Nightwing story when he’s crumpled in on himself in panic and anguish <\3

Hehe:3 me when joker/reff

They are somewhat bonding

Hehehehe:} this^^

Dick, with an arrow sticking out of his thigh: My ex still misses me- but his aim is getting better!

Roy: For the last time- I didn’t mean too!