The Thought Of Jacob Or Miss Peregrine Teaching The Peculiar Children To Drive Is Giving Me Life

The thought of Jacob or Miss Peregrine teaching the Peculiar Children to drive is giving me life😂😂😂😂😆

IMAGINE:

Hugh: Cool as a fucking cucumber until the first bee hits the windshield, and then it’s head out the window, yelling at bees to get out of the way, while swerving all over the road. Jacob ended the lesson by grabbing the wheel and yelling, “We survived too much to be brought down by the mascot of Cheerios, Hugh!”

Bronwyn: Tried to be gentle until she got a little too excited when on a hill and slammed her foot through the brake to the road. Jacob immediately threw up upon stopping.

Horace: The very thought of speeding down the road surrounded by other drivers, and the variables they bring, spikes his anxiety too much. He wouldn’t set foot in a car after the short first lesson he had.

Fiona: Best driver of the family. Totally collected. She doesn’t like to drive too much though, she believes in creating as little pollution as possible.

Claire: This angry little bean was already pissed because she had to wait years to be able to drive. Now she drives constantly, and is always trying to race the other children. Miss Peregrine thinks she may have an adrenaline addiction, surprisingly.

Enoch: Took off speeding before Jacob could get in the car, did a perfect figure 8, then did it again backwards, and ended with a beautifully executed drift-stop. That was their last lesson, though as a joke, Jacob bought Enoch a ridiculous pair of red driving gloves for Christmas.

Olive: Her shoes had to be removed, so Miss Peregrine taught her, ready at any moment to change into a bird to bring Olive back down to Earth. In the end they settled on ankle weights and a tight seatbelt.

Emma: After dealing with Jacob’s overprotective lists of precautions which included checking the tire pressure and her mirrors no less than twenty times, she drove a little too fast, a little too rough, and a little too reckless for Jacob. After a while of Jacob’s comments of ‘Slow down, Emma!“ The steering wheel began melting and they had to stop. Once Miss Peregrine took over the lesson, things went better. Emma still couldn’t put gasoline in the car, though, for obvious reasons.

Millard: He could only drive at night so his invisibility would not be as big of an issue. However, the issue came in the form of Millard’s endless knowledge of cars and their history, which he had studied in the weeks before his first lesson. Jacob almost jumped out of the car at one point when Millard started in on the topic of “headlights, and how they lit the way for motor vehicles”. Millard was offended at the lack of enthusiasm he was feeling from the passenger seat.

"I loved him like a son. As I do Jacob." ~Miss Peregrine

Library of souls (page 455)

“And the second question is: if you could make any ship happen for your character in particular on the show, do you think she would get her Happy Ending now? Because she hasn’t got her Happy Ending yet. If you could make ANY ship, like ANYTHING happen; your character with any character on the show, dead or alive or whatever, do you think she would get her Happy Ending?”

Lana Parrilla Gold Panel! Toronto 2017

Also, Lana ships Dragon Queen ;)

Just Imagine Hogwarts Houses

Miss Peregrine would probably be sorted into Ravenclaw and or Slytherin. Jacob would probably be sorted into Gryffindor same goes for Emma. Enoch would definitely be a Slytherin. (Fight me) Both Bronwyn and Victor would probably be either in Gryffindor or Hufflepuff. Olive would 100% be in Hufflepuff. I have this feeling Millard would be a Gryffindor. Fiona would probably be in Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw. As for Hugh he would be a Gryffindor or a Hufflepuff. As for Claire I think she would be a Slytherin or a Hufflepuff.

Reason why

People ask me why am I into all my fandoms? Truth be told that the reason why is that I see so much shit and hatred on a daily basis in the world and the only way to escape it is through a fictional world.

The thing I find with beauty is that it annoying how the media is always considering what is "Beautiful " and I just wanna tell everyone that you are perfect the way you are. You don't need to change anything about yourself. It's society that need to change its definition of what is beauty. True beauty lies within.