Person: What's Your OTP?

Person: What's your OTP?

Me: *Get's out giant binder* Let's see...

I don't know what's scarier knowing that I would fight TO THE THE DEATH OF MY OTP or that my Otp will live long after I have gone from this earth....

Yes the cool lesbian aunt 😄🌈

why is my biggest goal in life to be the Cool Lesbian Aunt™ with my Really Gay Wife™

Seriously though...

Am I the only one who thinks Miss Alma Lefay Peregrine would get lonely because she doesn’t have any adult company around her house??? (I know she has her children and she love them with all her heart but wouldn’t she want someone close to her own age to talk too???) Also a ymbryne is half bird so if they eat a chicken or a goose would that be considered cannebilism?

Harry’s missing grandparents

Jk rowling has never answered or confirmed this does Harry actually have grandparents? In all the times I have read the series it never mentions if Harry has any… Were the grandparents on both sides of the family killed on octomber 31th by vodermort?! Or are they still alive somewhere?! This unanswered question is messing with my mind… 

The thought of Jacob or Miss Peregrine teaching the Peculiar Children to drive is giving me life😂😂😂😂😆

IMAGINE:

Hugh: Cool as a fucking cucumber until the first bee hits the windshield, and then it’s head out the window, yelling at bees to get out of the way, while swerving all over the road. Jacob ended the lesson by grabbing the wheel and yelling, “We survived too much to be brought down by the mascot of Cheerios, Hugh!”

Bronwyn: Tried to be gentle until she got a little too excited when on a hill and slammed her foot through the brake to the road. Jacob immediately threw up upon stopping.

Horace: The very thought of speeding down the road surrounded by other drivers, and the variables they bring, spikes his anxiety too much. He wouldn’t set foot in a car after the short first lesson he had.

Fiona: Best driver of the family. Totally collected. She doesn’t like to drive too much though, she believes in creating as little pollution as possible.

Claire: This angry little bean was already pissed because she had to wait years to be able to drive. Now she drives constantly, and is always trying to race the other children. Miss Peregrine thinks she may have an adrenaline addiction, surprisingly.

Enoch: Took off speeding before Jacob could get in the car, did a perfect figure 8, then did it again backwards, and ended with a beautifully executed drift-stop. That was their last lesson, though as a joke, Jacob bought Enoch a ridiculous pair of red driving gloves for Christmas.

Olive: Her shoes had to be removed, so Miss Peregrine taught her, ready at any moment to change into a bird to bring Olive back down to Earth. In the end they settled on ankle weights and a tight seatbelt.

Emma: After dealing with Jacob’s overprotective lists of precautions which included checking the tire pressure and her mirrors no less than twenty times, she drove a little too fast, a little too rough, and a little too reckless for Jacob. After a while of Jacob’s comments of ‘Slow down, Emma!“ The steering wheel began melting and they had to stop. Once Miss Peregrine took over the lesson, things went better. Emma still couldn’t put gasoline in the car, though, for obvious reasons.

Millard: He could only drive at night so his invisibility would not be as big of an issue. However, the issue came in the form of Millard’s endless knowledge of cars and their history, which he had studied in the weeks before his first lesson. Jacob almost jumped out of the car at one point when Millard started in on the topic of “headlights, and how they lit the way for motor vehicles”. Millard was offended at the lack of enthusiasm he was feeling from the passenger seat.