HOLY FUCKING SHIT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

put playdough in the oven, it 'll harden like clay! But it's super light and pretty durable!

I made a Little bird the colour of rotten flesh, unfortunately he shattered cause I threw him too hard. Seriously this is the coolest thing ever, the playdough doesn't get that weird slaty Sparkle texture like it does when it drys either.

My mind is blown

So I was playing among us with some rando's online. There were mods, one was the fecking lovers mod. The one where if one of you dies the other commits suicide, like Romeo and Juliet.

WELL

Let me paint you a picture, I got it the first round. My lover died like as soon as the game started, because the sheriff killed em.

Well while dead I said

"At least I'm with you my love"

The sheriff, who's also dead, thought I was being cute. Well guess what happened next round. I got it again, only this time my lover was my imposter brother. Lovely scenario innit. Well it was me who died by the sheriff this time.

THEN

I GET IT FOR A THIRD CONSECUTIVE ROUND

so this time I'm like, "no way I'm dying early this time." so my lover, whom I flirted with shamelessly, was followed by me the entire round. Well that was until we both died, see even by doing what I could to protect my lover we still died rather quickly.

THEN I GET IT A FOURTH TIME AND DIED AGAIN

My luck in getting lovers via video games is extremely high, yet all relationships end tragically. Real life however, I don't even try.

Have any of you ever said some stupid pun to yourself then said "pun intended" in you head like you needed to clarify to yourself

So this is an entirely legitimate conversation me and my sister had while we were sitting in her room.

Sis: what are you going to get to eat?

Me: context please...?

Sis: duck.

Me: oh, probably the chicken.

I have two choices right now.

I can go to sleep right now and wake up early and give my self plenty of time before work

Or I can stay up late to finish the assignment

The question is, can I trust myself to wake up early? I'm sure we all know the answer, but testing that theory is very tempting.

Why I'm a dumbass

Part two

So a good friend of mine from when I worked at dairy Queen has gotten a new number or something. I kept texting the number I had, just for no reason. Maybe he'd respond if I repeatedly summoned him like Satan. Who knows, so I kept texting then it dawned on me, I play minecraft with him on the Xbox. I could just ask him for his new number.

The worst part is, it has been going on like that for a year.

Once again,

I'm a fucking dumbass.