HOLY FUCKING SHIT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

put playdough in the oven, it 'll harden like clay! But it's super light and pretty durable!

I made a Little bird the colour of rotten flesh, unfortunately he shattered cause I threw him too hard. Seriously this is the coolest thing ever, the playdough doesn't get that weird slaty Sparkle texture like it does when it drys either.

My mind is blown

Fuck baby wipes, they're practically useless.

Have any of you ever said some stupid pun to yourself then said "pun intended" in you head like you needed to clarify to yourself

Just trying to sleep, but ofc my brain is like "remember that time you got indirectly asked out in a wave pool, then awkwardly without saying a word, slowly shuffled away in the water. That was embarrassing." come on brain that happened like idk…three years ago?

I have two choices right now.

I can go to sleep right now and wake up early and give my self plenty of time before work

Or I can stay up late to finish the assignment

The question is, can I trust myself to wake up early? I'm sure we all know the answer, but testing that theory is very tempting.

my ender friend keeps teleporting out of my boat, how do I keep him in the boat indefinitely?