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Yeah so hi!

Hey. Just realized I put my story first instead of my introduction. whoops. So I go by my...well... my username on here obviously. I use she/they pronouns (idk why I wrote that but moving on). I have a love and history with a multitude of fandoms which are mostly video games. I love seeing what art and fanfiction you guys do, thinking of things I didn't know I needed.

I just post whatever my brain thinks of on here. So yeah. I think that's it.

Every single time

I hear “MLM scheme” or something like that my brain automatically thinks it means men love men instead of multi level marketing

Breaking news.

Local autistic dumbass (/nsrs /lhj for the dumbass part) sick and unable to move, is going to speedrun all of the days of inktobertale they missed.

Is it just me or is hard to tell the ads and posts apart on Tumblr like oh some good looking drinks? Must be an add but nope it's like pm symore

I can’t be mean and grouchy. I’ve got the “other people have it worse” brain. I force a smile constantly because I’m the middle of better and worse (middle child syndrome).

Sometimes I’m mean and grouchy. If you were in pain every waking moment then you’d be mean and grouchy sometimes too.

Bonus wave of just making myself in picrew. Majority of these have tags and are easy to find but if not able to be found I am willing to dig up the links.

I am not use to this wave of attention on one traced meme post.

Picrew spam part…

Do I need to make parts for this?

Self portraits on limited choices aren’t going to be for everyone, but damn when I’m happy to at least give myself the 3 hair tail, I’m happy.

I don’t recommend showing your test results on the test but damn it it’s clear I want to be creative.

Follow the tags on each image and you’ll find the picrew posts.

On the random topic of stupid things I believed as a kid, when I was, like? Seven, I misheard/read that my birthstone was granite instead of garnet, and it absolutely crushed me. I was all “wow everyone else has all these beautiful stones and gems and I’m here with a freaking rock.”

I didn’t realize my mistake until sixth grade.

I also thought that fetal position was fatal position for a few years, too.

On the random topic of stupid things I believed as a kid, when I was, like? Seven, I misheard/read that my birthstone was granite instead of garnet, and it absolutely crushed me. I was all “wow everyone else has all these beautiful stones and gems and I’m here with a freaking rock.”

I didn’t realize my mistake until sixth grade.

Oh God, my mom just ask me if I'm doing ok and I told her (without even thinking): "Absolutely tickety boo"

I hate myself

hello everyone, god has tried to kill me once again, but as everyone knows dumbasses can’t die

Yes! I was wondering what in the hell Stranger Things had to do with Warhol until I found out it was a Burger King commercial where they completely missed the point of the video.

Anyone besides my dumbass think that the Andy Warhol Burger King commercial was going to lead into the trailer for Stranger Things 3?!?

choosing this as my name was the funniest and dumbest decision of my entire life (sorry abt the low quality, i took these pics in the dark!!)

No color :')))

Wiggling her dick in the same way you click a pen while thinking

My brain is cursed like, I'm just thinking about my head cannons, AND THEN I immediately ruin them!

For example: doctor Strange is an absolute badass that could literally make you cry with one sentence. AND THEN IMMEDIATELY I just think about him being all goofy and silly...

Or me who tries to get close to the cannon Doctor Strange as much as possible and my brain is like: hell nah, he's a malewife and no one can convince me otherwise, like what the-???

I hope I'm not the only one who is suffering from this XD

Alright guys, guys, hear me out.

Pirates.

Like, Stephen, before his accident, was a royal doctor and best of the best. Stephen’s most frequent patients were Tony and Pepper because Tony was (is) a reckless doufus and Pepper all the time had to drag him somewhere to patch him up. The couple (yeah they were already a couple before meeting Stephen) were visiting so often that they both started to have a crush on a certain badass, handsome, snarky royal doctor (who wouldn't?).

(Tony and Pepper, like 100%, had nights where they were squealing into pillows, babbling about how perfect Stephen was, and telling Rhodey how badass and cool Stephen was. And yea, Rhodey is their therapist and adviser on how to woo Stephen into a relationship and, hopefully, their bed.)

But then Stephen’s accident happened, he left, became a sorcerer, and started to travel and sail across the world. After Stephen left, “civil war” happened, Tony and Pepper left and became pirates.

And so, many years later, Pepper and Tony hear about some wizard who tried, with his “evil” tricks, to get his place as a royal doctor back but failed. Rumors say that the wizard is sailing across the sea and the couple decides that they would like to pay a “visit” (kidnap him *cough*) to their doctor, especially since their crew needs a doctor.

In Stephen’s doctor days, he didn't really remember them, all he remembered was a very annoying couple that visited him too often. But when the said pair kidnapped him, well, it's not like he has a chance to say no because 1. They'll just put him in a cage or something and he would rather prefer to patch up a couple of people and a normal room than to sit in a cage and rot. 2. His past crew was boring and he wanted some adventures because in his doctor days, the pair was known for their tendency to attract trouble. 3. From what he remembered, they weren't bad people and they didn't like violence (if there was a peaceful way). Also, the fact that Tony was the captain of this ship and Pepper was his right hand, he would be relatively fine. 4. Tony and Pepper (from his previous interaction where they attacked his previous crew) became absolutely different people, that were worth his time. The pair was absolutely in their element, from being awkward and awestruck, they became badass and snarky, commanding and snarking at everyone on this ship.

So Stephen decided to hang around for some time, but before, he made sure that everyone treated him respectfully by leaving the captain and his right hand awestruck. (the truth is, the couple didn't really change, they were always like this. On people they were in their “persona”, with someone who they could trust they were adorable gremlins. Stephen never really bothered to look at them when they were working, not sitting in his workroom and awkwardly joking.) Tony and Pepper remembered their days before becoming pirates and Rhodey started to suffer again ( yes Rhodey is with them whenever he can go sailing with them).

(after such a long time of simping, Stephen was devoured ;) ).

Whoever Owns Alastors Soul Made Him A OverLord. Think About It:

We All Know He’s “Oh A Leash” In Husk’s Words, And We All Know What Those Words Mean: Alastor Made A Deal, One That Traps Him, One That Chains Him, One He Can’t Get Out Of. And He’s A VERY POWERFUL Overlord? How? Why Would An OVERLORD Need Or Want To Make A Deal That Doesn’t Benefit Them? That Instead, Shackles Them?

Do You Get Where I’m Coming From???

Alastor Sold His Soul To Someone, For Power! And It HAS To Be Someone In A High Place, Like; A Sin, Lucifer, Lilith, Eve! HELL It Could Even Be Charlie.

And He Uses Fire??? Vivsiepop, You Make My Job Easier!

Well was almost finished with the chapter. The way I write on AO3 is I keep the page open for days. Somehow the entire chapter was deleted. My fault I should have saved a draft. Luckily some of it I did save just gonna take a bit to get to where I was.