I Want The World To Have Ambient Sound

I want the world to have ambient sound

softly playing minecraft music on a loop through giant speaker satellites orbiting earth.

But then I think about some dumbass getting access to the speakers and playing I'm a gummy bear at max volume. Imagine the horror of a rural community when one day mysterious music begins to play, you accept it as an act of your gods. A few months of unease pass by as you are afraid one wrong move may anger the gods above. When silence befalls your humble secluded village, it's strange. After months of peaceful melodies from above, silence feels almost unnatural yet relieving. This only lasts for a moment before the utter terror of the loud blasting sounds echo through the trees. You can't understand the words but you know one thing. The end is here, and you must run.

So this is an entirely legitimate conversation me and my sister had while we were sitting in her room.

Sis: what are you going to get to eat?

Me: context please...?

Sis: duck.

Me: oh, probably the chicken.

my ender friend keeps teleporting out of my boat, how do I keep him in the boat indefinitely?

I just told my brother that our mom was bringing home Hawaiian and pepperoni pizzas, except I didn't say pizza so he asked me "pizza?" and I said "what else would it be?" and without missing a beat, no sense of jokes and sarcasm he says, "the states." and I just nodded. I legit thought that was a correct answer. I thought, "yeah the states Hawaiian and pepperoni-waitaminute..."

So I was playing among us with some rando's online. There were mods, one was the fecking lovers mod. The one where if one of you dies the other commits suicide, like Romeo and Juliet.

WELL

Let me paint you a picture, I got it the first round. My lover died like as soon as the game started, because the sheriff killed em.

Well while dead I said

"At least I'm with you my love"

The sheriff, who's also dead, thought I was being cute. Well guess what happened next round. I got it again, only this time my lover was my imposter brother. Lovely scenario innit. Well it was me who died by the sheriff this time.

THEN

I GET IT FOR A THIRD CONSECUTIVE ROUND

so this time I'm like, "no way I'm dying early this time." so my lover, whom I flirted with shamelessly, was followed by me the entire round. Well that was until we both died, see even by doing what I could to protect my lover we still died rather quickly.

THEN I GET IT A FOURTH TIME AND DIED AGAIN

My luck in getting lovers via video games is extremely high, yet all relationships end tragically. Real life however, I don't even try.

I am a self loathing slave to procrastination, and the door is open. I have absolutely nothing keeping me here, but my need to not stand up and walk away.

On that note, does anyone have study tips for a class (that I hate) with three hour long lecture videos I need to take notes on. There's also a pesky 'close program' button seducing me into leaving behind responsibility for a better date with the tv?