My Ender Friend Keeps Teleporting Out Of My Boat, How Do I Keep Him In The Boat Indefinitely?

my ender friend keeps teleporting out of my boat, how do I keep him in the boat indefinitely?

Why I'm a dumbass

Part two

So a good friend of mine from when I worked at dairy Queen has gotten a new number or something. I kept texting the number I had, just for no reason. Maybe he'd respond if I repeatedly summoned him like Satan. Who knows, so I kept texting then it dawned on me, I play minecraft with him on the Xbox. I could just ask him for his new number.

The worst part is, it has been going on like that for a year.

Once again,

I'm a fucking dumbass.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

put playdough in the oven, it 'll harden like clay! But it's super light and pretty durable!

I made a Little bird the colour of rotten flesh, unfortunately he shattered cause I threw him too hard. Seriously this is the coolest thing ever, the playdough doesn't get that weird slaty Sparkle texture like it does when it drys either.

My mind is blown

I have had been disappointed, minecraft has let me down.

Time and time again I get dessert worlds with nothing cool, and time and time again I suffer. I made a world with my lil bro the other day, it's called Onnatuitmont. It sucks like a mother fucker, sand as far as the eye can see. You think you found a forest, tree clumps visible on the shore, jokes on you it's just three trees. One jungle, one birch, and one oak. What the actual fuck minecraft. I still somehow found my struggle and suffering fun. So I suppose it was worth it.

I have two choices right now.

I can go to sleep right now and wake up early and give my self plenty of time before work

Or I can stay up late to finish the assignment

The question is, can I trust myself to wake up early? I'm sure we all know the answer, but testing that theory is very tempting.

Fuck baby wipes, they're practically useless.