Every Friend Group Has:

Every friend group has:

A Himbo - Asta

A mean bisexual - Yuno

An even meaner lesbian - Ichika

The astorolgy bitch - Lolo

The token straight that is on thin ice - Mars

This is canon tabata told me himself. Ichika is simply to gay for anything, Lolo knows everything abt everyone, Yuno bitch- slap's ppl, Mars is confused and Asta has a fandom

YEAH

He is a little shit and I love him for it

LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER

LOOK AT HIM

He is sassy and Aromantc he don't need to mans or woman's all he need is that SASSYNEES

Adult Yuno should be allowed to be sassy.

He is the most sassy thing on the planet.

He can, will and would be sassy in any conversation he is apart of.

Alecdora: Hey, I was a bit of a jerk when you first joined the Squad.

Yuno: Really? Oh wow, I couldn't tell. That is news to me! Why didn't anyone tell me?

Alecdora:... heisyourcaptain heisyourcaptain heisyourcaptain...

Ok so, I'm making a thing and I need a lil help

Mimosa and Nero can pick locks. That's it, that's the post. Noelle and Lolopechka just kick doors down

Lolopechka: ok that is IT, I have had it up to here. *points at Deathryuger* Your a creep! *points at Amelia* She's a bitch and your all made for each other!!

Undine: LOLOPECHKA!!!!

Noelle: W O W

Asta: Oh Holy shit-

Ichika: Go off Queen

Yuno&Mars nodding:

Mimosa: I- that guy is dead.

Nero: Super dead

*In a cell chained to a wall*

Ichika: Ugh what happened??

Lolopechka: That bastard Deathryuger knocked us out, that's what happened man, they played us!!

Ichika: No way, that's bullshit we were 5 and there was only 1 of him! There has to be-

Lolopechka: Ichika you crazy. Look at us!! We good as dead!!

Ichika: Oh stop your whining Lolopechka!!

Lolopechka: What are you gonna do if I don't??? Huh? I will slap the hell out of you right now.

Ichika: YEAH?

Lolopechka: YEAH!

Ichika: I WILL BITCHSLAP YOU BACK TO HEART.

Lolopechka: OH?? YOU REAL??

Ichika: YES.

*They start shoving and kicking each other*