Every Friend Group Has:

Every friend group has:

A Himbo - Asta

A mean bisexual - Yuno

An even meaner lesbian - Ichika

The astorolgy bitch - Lolo

The token straight that is on thin ice - Mars

This is canon tabata told me himself. Ichika is simply to gay for anything, Lolo knows everything abt everyone, Yuno bitch- slap's ppl, Mars is confused and Asta has a fandom

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

Chat what are you supposed to do when a 100+ year old heartless- thing?? That took over your body and almost killed everything you know and love is asking you to go eat at that one nice place in Clove bc you made a master-servant contract with them?

Anyways,

Afialtis everyone, say hi (this isn't their actual from tho they are a blob of darkness and really don't have a shape)

hunting

IM ARTEMIS MOTHERFUCKERS EHEHEHEHEHEH, Ima go in the forest with my very big and scary dog (it's a maltese lmao) and live out my dream of using a bow to hunt in the forest

Taging: @cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme @teleportationmagic @t-f-t @colucana @funky-sea-cryptid @snudootchaikovsky :3

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

YEAH

He is a little shit and I love him for it

LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER

LOOK AT HIM

He is sassy and Aromantc he don't need to mans or woman's all he need is that SASSYNEES

Adult Yuno should be allowed to be sassy.

He is the most sassy thing on the planet.

He can, will and would be sassy in any conversation he is apart of.

Alecdora: Hey, I was a bit of a jerk when you first joined the Squad.

Yuno: Really? Oh wow, I couldn't tell. That is news to me! Why didn't anyone tell me?

Alecdora:... heisyourcaptain heisyourcaptain heisyourcaptain...

Mimosa and Nero can pick locks. That's it, that's the post. Noelle and Lolopechka just kick doors down