Every Friend Group Has:

Every friend group has:

A Himbo - Asta

A mean bisexual - Yuno

An even meaner lesbian - Ichika

The astorolgy bitch - Lolo

The token straight that is on thin ice - Mars

This is canon tabata told me himself. Ichika is simply to gay for anything, Lolo knows everything abt everyone, Yuno bitch- slap's ppl, Mars is confused and Asta has a fandom

Mimosa and Nero can pick locks. That's it, that's the post. Noelle and Lolopechka just kick doors down

It was at this moment, that he knew he fucked up. -> Pov: Lucius

But imagining the WL meeting there fusion is super fun Like:

Asta: : OOO

Lolo: OMGGG

The Fusion: uhhhhh Hi? It's really nice to finally meet you guys! Thanks for making... Me? I guess?

Yuno: Huh, good to know that you don't look like Asta at all.

Asta: HEY-

Ichika: Pff indeed, they clearly have my and Mars look

Mars: Well, I think they look really pretty

The fusion blushing: wwwwww-

Yuno headlocking Asta: Be- ugh Beyond the obvious Mars- SIT STILL DAMN YOU-

Lolo: Well- ASTA YUNO BE NICE!!- What are the odds you would like a hug? : D

The Fusion: !! : O Yes!!

Ichika: This is nice.

Mars nodding

Holy shit I just got an idea- What if- what if the WL just kind of,, got mixed together? Like whole-ass Pokemon fusions style and made a new and unique person???

Pls idk what I'm on rn send help-

Dear god.

Imagine if the Fusion has everything about them, good lord Lucius is shitting his pants.

It has Anti, Wind Spirit, Star, Flame, Crystal, Water and Dark Magic, alongside Zetten, Ki and Mana Method. The lil demon would have all at first gray hair that becomes black the more it goes down, the eyes are like a rainbow, the clothes will have like... Lolopechka's glasses, a samurai like clothing with a showing chest as it has crytals on the baby, with Yuno's amulet and has a Black Bull and Golden Dawn robe.

*In a cell chained to a wall*

Ichika: Ugh what happened??

Lolopechka: That bastard Deathryuger knocked us out, that's what happened man, they played us!!

Ichika: No way, that's bullshit we were 5 and there was only 1 of him! There has to be-

Lolopechka: Ichika you crazy. Look at us!! We good as dead!!

Ichika: Oh stop your whining Lolopechka!!

Lolopechka: What are you gonna do if I don't??? Huh? I will slap the hell out of you right now.

Ichika: YEAH?

Lolopechka: YEAH!

Ichika: I WILL BITCHSLAP YOU BACK TO HEART.

Lolopechka: OH?? YOU REAL??

Ichika: YES.

*They start shoving and kicking each other*

Chat what are you supposed to do when a 100+ year old heartless- thing?? That took over your body and almost killed everything you know and love is asking you to go eat at that one nice place in Clove bc you made a master-servant contract with them?

Anyways,

Afialtis everyone, say hi (this isn't their actual from tho they are a blob of darkness and really don't have a shape)

I-

HOLY SHIT???? HOLY SHIT!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPITE THIS IS NOT A DRILL PH MY GOD

THE ANIMETON??? ITS SO GOOD

GUYSSSSSS

LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!

ARE THEY FINALLY DOING IT???? ARE WE GETTING AN ANIME FOR THE CARDS?????

THEY FUDGING HAD EVERYTHING—

DUEL TERMINAL??? MECHA ANIME ZEUS??? SIX SAMURAI LORE???? DUEL TERMINAL LORE???? ALBAZ LORE????? VISAS LORE???? AHHHHHHH!!!!!