Every Friend Group Has:

Every friend group has:

A Himbo - Asta

A mean bisexual - Yuno

An even meaner lesbian - Ichika

The astorolgy bitch - Lolo

The token straight that is on thin ice - Mars

This is canon tabata told me himself. Ichika is simply to gay for anything, Lolo knows everything abt everyone, Yuno bitch- slap's ppl, Mars is confused and Asta has a fandom

Ok so, I'm making a thing and I need a lil help

Lolopechka: ok that is IT, I have had it up to here. *points at Deathryuger* Your a creep! *points at Amelia* She's a bitch and your all made for each other!!

Undine: LOLOPECHKA!!!!

Noelle: W O W

Asta: Oh Holy shit-

Ichika: Go off Queen

Yuno&Mars nodding:

Mimosa: I- that guy is dead.

Nero: Super dead

guessing, tentitively, that the boss in the horror of music au is one of the devils - maybe lucifero? and then Megiculas the kid? I forgot who the devil was who they replaced, but yanno. that one.

Alternatively the boss might be a squad captain. idk.

Wow that is surprisingly spot on-

Ok so, you got it right Megicula is the kid and the devil they replaced is Astaroth who is the boss! In the post I was talking about Cthulhu an Oc devil I came up with bc the fact that no one in the fandom has thought of making an Oc inspired off him is insane to me.

Ok some backstory, before Astaroth disappeared he was the Duke of the underworld and Cthulhu was his sworn servant, then one day boom another supreme devil manifests in Astaroths domen- Little baby Megicula, long story she goes around killing some devils and now Astaroths curiosity is at an all time high! So he goes finds little Megi and gives her a name officially adopting her.

So boom Dadstaroth and his not-really boyfriend Cthulhu quit literally become "2 Man and a half" as they raise megicula ( but it is Astaroth doing the raising and not really Cthulhu )

Then we have the Draka episode which is a whole other can of worms, and Lucius comes around gets my boy Dadstaroth so now Lucifero gets put in charge as king, Cthulhu gets super depressed and leaves the underworld going to his cult of followers in the human world with very evil plots in mind. Lastly little teen Megicula is now officially all alone till she meets Vanica.

To say I love this Au is an understatment so pls if anyone else has questions feel free to ask

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KCUF WHY ARE YOU NEVER WRRONG???

I can not and will not confirm anything but I may have a mental kill list, ajdnd

MUTUAL MEME! MUTUAL MEME! Credit to gremlin-of-sweet-revenge for this idea.

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*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

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