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Asta, Mars, and Yuno make a presentation called "Why you should respect women" but it's just filled with vids of Lolopechka and Ichika being domestic terrorists

And in the end they said "In conclusion, women are fucking scary so please respect them" Everyone was in shock.

Hold up I just got a cool 1 am idea, the world leaders villains Au :33 (they are the only thing on my mind rn I'm so sorry)

For Asta we can say he is a vigilante who is fucking manic as fuck with a killing problem

Yuno can ither be Asta's partner in crime (gay boy fr) or he can be a price of Spade which is under the rule of the Zogratis (it's a what if Yuno was raised by the DT )

Mars has taken over Dimond and has Morris as his personal punching bag, assuming that he doesn't meet up with Fana he is probably as mad/ insane as Asta and if he as meet up with Fana she is his queen

Ichika is ither raised by her shit dad and becomes as fucked up as him or she does end up killing him and becomes public enemy #1 bc that whole berserk form fucked her up really bad and now she is going to make it everyones problem.

Now for Lolo I'm not too sure I have made a thought or two abt a evil Lolo that wants to take over all the other kingdoms bc she has such a god complex or she doesn't like being the Queen of Heart and she and Undine argue all the time so when Vanica shows up she is suck by her but in a good way so more or less Spade Lolo but she said "Fuck Heart" and when with Vanica to Spade ( this can tie in with Yuno too)

Sorry if some don't make sense I'm tired and this was a least night thought so I may look at it again later

Picture this:

The world leaders after their monthly meeting (it lasted 5 minutes) are at a bar drinking away and we have: Lolopechka and Asta who said "We ain't get political!" are now shouting at the top of their lungs at each other about. You guessed it, Politics. Ichika and Mars are at the side destroying a table bc they are arm resulting, Mars is losing horribly and Ichika is being a bitch. Yuno is watching them and laughing at the insults they yeet at each other and being a fucking menus

Mine while, Finral, Fana, Gajah and Fumito have just walked in. They either want to kill themselves, their lords, or do both

WJSJXJEBDJEBDHW

OH MY GOD,,,,, they are so fucking stupid your honer Asta🤝Mars -> Flattening mountains for "the good of there kingdoms" (they are doing it for shits and giggles and to see who can do it faster)

Meanwhile, Yuno and Lolopechka are one step away form going at it like wild cat but Ichika is so teird of everyone's bullshit, that's why she didn't go after Asta and Mars

And to think Lolopechka is their impulse control-

Asta: So how do we get through this?

Yuno, Lolo and Ichika thinking:

Mars pulling out dynamite: :3 Kaboom

Lolo: Mars as much as I love it no, there is a more... quiet way to do this

-Later-

Lolo: Well there's only one way to get through this

Mars: KABOOM???

Ichika patting Mars on the back: Yes Mars, kaboom

Yuno: I have a bad feeling abt this

Asta: Nah if Lolo says it's ok where fineeee

Yuno: ok point taken

Yuno: Admin it!! You don't have any idea where we are!

Lolo:... Oh shut up ofc I know where we are!

Yuno: Really.

Lolo:

Yuno:

Ichika: Ok enough, your acting like children, we can't figure out a way back to the others if you kill each other before the hunters even find us.

Yuno: alright.

Lolo: Fine.

Ichika: Ok now we're the fuck could thos two fools be-

*Somewhere in the distance there is a loud explosion and Asta and Mars can be head laughing*

Ichika:

Yuno:

Lolo: look like we have our work cut out for us

They are stupid pls send help

Ichika: So... should we stay lost or...

Yuno: stay lost?

Lolo: *Nodding head* Stay lost.

-Elsewhere-

Asta, looking at the newly flattened mountain: This should be enough for a new farm with the soil from clover I'm bringing in right?

Mars, also looking at the newly flattened mountain: Yes, but why stop here? *Gestures to the entire mountain range next to them*

Asta: *Hauls Demon-Slayer onto his shoulder while laughing* I like the way you think!

Imagine how the court room go for the World Leaders.

Asta is yelling the entire that they weren't guilty, Yuno is just silent enjoying the Chaos as Mars and Ichika are trying to take down the entire thing down.

Damantio: You have been charged with, Assolalet and Batory, Property damage, several felonies, destruction of government property and Muerder. How do you plide?

Asta: WE DIDNT DO SHIT SOME OF THOS MY BE TRUE BUT-

Lolopechka putting her hand over Asta's mouth: SHUT THE FUCK UP- And let me do the talking!

Asta: BUT-

Lolo: NO BUTS

Mars: I think I found a corner we can destroy so the hole place can come falling down.

Ichika: Falling down on what? Us? Don't be a fool, I think we should just kill everyone in here.

Mars: Starting with that judge-

Ichika: Of course we start with that mutherfucker

Mars: huh, we can't we do both?

Ichika:

Ichika: I love the way you think

Yuno:

Yuno: What a lovely Thursday lol

Anyways, I chose to believe the only reason why those FUCKS have not be jailed yet is bc Lolopechka has Black mail. She has that good 200+ year old tea that's been brewing for far too long. So she walks up to Damantion and goes " Listen here we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours"

Damnatio: What-

Lolo: I have black mail

Damatio:

Damntio: WELL THAT MARKS THE END OF THE TRIAL-

Even if he didn't lolo was more then willing to keep on going back and forth with him. She has nothing better to do and watching him suffer makes her smile. Till yk Ichika and Mars bust this fuck place

Yuno is watching and laugh inturanly the others be asking for help and he is like Nah I'm having too much fun with this

Lil shit

Till proven otherwise I chose to believe that Lolopechka is a native Greek speaker and has taught all her Basterds (The world leaders and everyone who when to Heart) how to curse in Greek

Imagine it, it would be glorious. Lolo would look on like a prud mom

@kcuf-ad we can both agree that if the world leaders were villains (or became paladins) everyone would be fucked right? Like,,, game over immediately no questions asked

They would be living menaces to all, despite not having been chosen or elected to rule their kingdom (except lolo) they would still rule because who would stop them? The Magic kghits? The ryuzzen? The shining Generals? (not the Spirit Garudions they love lolo too much to go against her) they fucking whip the flore with them

God the Dark Triad is gonna get their ass beat so hart just for what they did to Yuno's parents

@kcuf-ad we can both agree that if the world leaders were villains (or became paladins) everyone would be fucked right? Like,,, game over immediately no questions asked

Ichika kicking Dante like a ball: I'm hungry

Asta who Dante hot kicked to and is now kicking him into a wall: Yeah! Me too!

Yuno trying to get blood off his jacket: Seriously you two?

Mars equally as bloody: actually, I'm kind of hungry too

Lolo waping off blood from her hands: Same here!

Yuno: What am I going do with you? Fine, I can ask my mom if she knows a good place

The rest: : D

Yuno: AFTER we're done with *looks down at Dante like he is shit* this... Thing

Mars: very well then say no more!

Lolo: I have ideas, if you wanna hear

Yuno: Hit me you always have good ideas

Asta and Ichika: HEY!

Yes the spirit Gardions would help them, Their queen is happy for the first in a long time so no matter how bloody and fucked up thing get they will always love and support Lolo

@kcuf-ad we can both agree that if the world leaders were villains (or became paladins) everyone would be fucked right? Like,,, game over immediately no questions asked

I always have and always will see the Spirit Guardians as Lolopechka's family, we have local Teen Dads Patrof and Smurki (they have co-parent lolo since she was a kid), Sarado overprotective lesbian big sister, Floga supportive big bro (we all should love this man) and Gajah dear boyfriend/ husband or gay beasty (it depends on who I'm gonna ship lolo with)

I can see Mars standing in front of a PowerPoint presentation with the most excited look on his face as he explens the best way to kill a man, Ichika is just basking in his wisdom and maneged to fill up a whole notebook. The others are just as amazed

Asta: Grace us with your wisdom Mars-sensai

Mars: : D

@kcuf-ad we can both agree that if the world leaders were villains (or became paladins) everyone would be fucked right? Like,,, game over immediately no questions asked

Have some low-effort Paladine Wolrd leaders designs bc I was bored in class lol

Asta-The Tyrant beloved baby boy

Yuno- The Cardinal he is a lil sassy man we love to see it

Mars- The Exocusoner he is a lil man let him have his wife pls. I don't really like how he turned out bc I didn't have that much space in my sketchbook, so I will redo him

Ichika- The General, the lesbian of the group she also would like to have her girls back, I'm not sure abt the shoulder armor but we will see also GIVE HER 2 SWORD TABATA YOU COWERD

Lolopechka- The Diplomat, she is Girllbossing, Gaslighting and Manipulating everything and everyone along with Yuno and she is having the time of her life. Not much to say abt this one I really like it bc yk I'm a bitch for Lolo but I might change the hair idk

They are innocent babus they have never done anything wrong *Looks over at the long ass list of crimes that would have Damantio give them the death penalty just by the length of it*

Also the idea of them dressing in Black and white is just so perfect, black represents both evil but also knowledge, were as white represents good but also the lack of knowledge. So by having the black be underneath the white you are indicating to the reader 2 things:

Something that was very commonly used in Helen for Troy was είναι και φαινεσθαι, ειναι meaning "is" and in this context being used to repersent something that is true/ fact and φαινεσθαι meaning "it seams" with it being meant to represent something that is false/ not true more or less being used to imply that things are not as they seem to be. This works well with the black and white thing bc with the black (evil in this context ) being under the white it means that tho the WL may appear to be the good guys by trying bearing true pace to the world they are doing more harm than good.

Now in the case that Black and white are used as stand-ins for Knowledge and the lack of knowledge by having the Black (knowledge ) be under the white (lack of knowledge ) you are showing that the WL are drowning in there own ignores refusing to even consider the idea that they are in the wrong and are just as bad as Lucius.

Also an other thing that can be used with all of the WL is Tragic irony, with Asta it's very apparent. He unironically became the thing he hated the most, a man like Lucius

(pssss @cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme, I'm so sorry for tagging you again but I think you will find this really interesting, I don't mean to spam you so again sorry)

Who do you think of the World Leaders do you think can handle the most amount of alchohol before passing out?

Oh! Easy Ichika, listen her dad was a drunk and from what we have seen Yami can hold his aclohol so Ichika takes it like a champ

Next person is Lolopechka, no real reason why I just think it's funny, right after her we got Asta it really depends on what he is drinking, then last we got Yuno and Mars the can't hold there alcohol for SHIT they will have half a cup and lusse it

When they get drunk Lolo and Asta yell at each other abt policies, Ichika and Mars will get into a fist fight as Yuno watches and laughs

Lolo posting a pic on Instagram with the Caption "Me and The Besties!" And it is Yuno and Mars burning the House Of Kira, Asta laughing like a maniac and Ichika backhanding Damnatio

HEEEEYYYYY

You are bast and correct she would. Lil mad woman

I didn't forget abt this dw I just didn't have enough time to make this

BOOM PALADIN AU BE OPON YA (@cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme :3)

That is just so them, Yuno and Mars admiring there work, Asta is being a menace to everything, Ichika using Damantio as a punching bag and Lolopechka enjoying everything from a fare (I made her look so badshit crazy I love it )

EEEEE THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! IM GALD YOU LIKE IT :333

Lolopechka?? the SANE one??? Oh hell nah she is just as crazy as them but she is very good at hiding it so she look realatevly chill, more them the others at least

Lolo posting a pic on Instagram with the Caption "Me and The Besties!" And it is Yuno and Mars burning the House Of Kira, Asta laughing like a maniac and Ichika backhanding Damnatio

HEEEEYYYYY

You are bast and correct she would. Lil mad woman

I didn't forget abt this dw I just didn't have enough time to make this

BOOM PALADIN AU BE OPON YA (@cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme :3)

That is just so them, Yuno and Mars admiring there work, Asta is being a menace to everything, Ichika using Damantio as a punching bag and Lolopechka enjoying everything from a fare (I made her look so badshit crazy I love it )

OH MY GOD Y E A

That's them holy shit, I was laughing in class at this. All of them are super accurate it sacres me

And now I have the mental image of Ichika driving the car like it's the end of the world, Lolo in the passenger sit praying for her life, Yuno in the same amount of horror in the back and Mars next to Yuno with a deadpan expression holding a crowbar in hand.

FEARL LOLOPECHKA LETS GOOOOO, let her go ape shit, Tabata I beg (bc f he doesn't then I WLL). But fr Lolo with no moral code is a whole ass meanice to everything

Those 5 mean so much to me you have NO idea

@the-geek-librarian The World Leaders Incorrect quotes

Lolo: Ichika, can you please slow down?!

Ichika: Nah! The store is closing, and I am in the mood for some Oreos!

Asta: AHHHHHHH! WE ARE GOING TO DIE!

Mars: Meh, this is fine to me.

Yuno: When did you get your driving licence?!

Ichika: I never did.

ICHIKA I CAN FEEL YOU GIRL!! I too would almost kill my bffs in a car crash for some oreos

Mars is being so chill till he realizes that if he dies he can't see fana anymore (simp ass) then he will start crying, Asta is using what he was taught at the church and prying for his fucking life yelling and shouting, ichika is one oblivious fuck head or she genuinely thinks going 100 in a 20 speed limit is a good idea, Yuno is flowing is Asta's sute but instead of yelling he is throwing insults and cursing out to all the gods he knows of, Lolo is regarding her life choices she should have not trusted Ichika to drive and when there going home she takes that fucking whell and is like a mad mom.

Ichika gets scolded and Lolo took away her Oreo privileges. They also ran over Damantio on the way.

They are very stupid

I am going to so insurable abt this holy shit. It's hy- fucking -sterical we have poor boy Asta and Yuno trying to kick ass and make a living, Somehow poorer Mars how is looking for his love (Fana bbg where you at?), Lolopechka a high noble or commoner (I genuinely do not know tbh) who has beef with Vanica and Ichka forenre trying to live fuck over a corrupted government and maybe find her bro (pls know that I know jack shit about the musketeers so this is coming out of my ass)

Try not to burn yourself out ok! It is really easy to do with big projects like that so have a schedule and take breaks!!

Inspiration has hit me in the from of The Musketeers but Word Leaders and oh lord but more importantly I read chapter 7 of Star magic: Yuno! And it was really nice and looking forward to more! :D

All I have seen is that an action drama and I am all in. I am ready.

Glad that you did and I hope I can keep on cooking.

Asta and Yuno get into some major sananagins and ass kicking is their only answer, they are destructive bitches and we love them for it. Mars just wants Fana back and to see the kingdom burn ofc. Lolo I'm leaning more towards her being a commoner and having Noble Gajah so we can switch things up a lil bit, Vanica can just breathe in her direction and Lolo would try to kick her ass. It's funny as shit, having Ichka go from a Zoro (aka lone Wolfe her ass) to a musketeer is a fun idea I think

Www I'm glad! Taking care of yourself in #1 priority!!

Inspiration has hit me in the from of The Musketeers but Word Leaders and oh lord but more importantly I read chapter 7 of Star magic: Yuno! And it was really nice and looking forward to more! :D

All I have seen is that an action drama and I am all in. I am ready.

Glad that you did and I hope I can keep on cooking.

I have recently discovered that Ichika (24 years old) is one year older then Lolopechka (23 years old )

So that got me thinking, what about the other Basterds? Well, Asta & Yuno are 18 and Mars is 22, so Ichika is the oldest, Lolopechka is the second oldest, Mars is the middle child and Asta&Yuno are baby beans.

So in conclusion, Ichika and Lolopechka have big sister rights and mess with everyone's hair and Yuno & Asta get baby treatment

I love this so much.

OK SO I RAN SOME SHIT AND-

ICHIKA IS A WHOLE INCH TALLER THAN ASTA,,,

She nearly escaped being called shrimp,,,, AND SINCE WHEN IS YUNO THE TALLEST???? I fr thought that Mars was taller by a long shot too Damn yuno,,, what they feeding you???

Asta is yelling into the heavens demanding a refund on how tall he is, they others laugh

Asta: You are literally the same height as me you have no rights.

Ichika: Nuh uh, im 156 BITCH

Asta: THATS LITERALLY JUST ONE INCH-