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Of Course Aroallo People Are Whores Have You Seen Our Flag?

Of course aroallo people are whores have you seen our flag?

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Back from Monk Jail. I had to piss in a bucket. The sacrifices I make to serve the sacred heart of Jesus... as a Vriska kintype I wish to put my superior monks in their place, but I musn't... I will supress my Rage.


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Alternate timeline where Stanley doesn’t accidentally ruin Ford’s project but he still doesn’t get into Geek Life University bc some kid showed up with a baking soda volcano

Alternate Timeline Where Stanley Doesnt Accidentally Ruin Fords Project But He Still Doesnt Get Into

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Happens every time I’m telling ya Gravity Falls stanford pines stanley pines A tale of two Stans Y’all I just thought of smth fucked up Remember that baby pic where ford was reaching towards the yellow triangle? What if bill’s always been there Cuz perpetual motion machines aren’t scientifically possible (think it’s bc entropy or smth to do w/ thermodynamics) Ford couldn’t have made one—no one can Either he was scamming them or (if what I said abt bill above is correct) *he* fucked w/ Ford’s machine to make it weird Bc ford getting into a top school means he has more opportunities which means a better chance of getting the portal built And then when Ford starts being like “screw your cipher” bill’s like “oh you think you can just *leave* me; I *made* you sixer!” “I’m the reason you got into that fancy pants college! You honestly think you could’ve built that machine We may be a team but I’m the mvp—always have been” Okay I know it’s far-fetched but what is the gf fandom if not full of far-fetched theories (ain’t even a theory really more like an excuse for angst and also bc of the fact that Ford invented Physics Breaker 5000 was slwsys a sticking point for me FOR SOME REASON) Like I truly don’t know why that of all things bothers me I really did just devolve into fanfic in the tags of a shitpost—oh and ig ford got into west cost in that au/version of events shitpost