Winter, Leading The Jade Winglet On A Shopping Trip: Okay. Mission Number Two, Finding Out Where The

Winter, leading the Jade Winglet on a shopping trip: okay. mission number two, finding out where the popcorn is.

Qibli: wait, what was mission number one?

Winter: fucking getting here, Qibli.

Wings of Fire as things I've heard/said at school

Tsunami: all right, time to snort my milk

Sunny: I am not a child to be slapped

Kinkajou: nudes are for cishets, I'm sending memes

Sundew: that small child looks very angry

Clay: wait, beavers don't exist!

Swordtail: *upon seeing someone wearing camo pants* WHERE ARE HER LEGS, BLUE????

Swordtail again: let me eat your arm

Peril: eating arms is exactly like ordering dominos

Turtle: world.... market. fresh market market. whole foods

Qibli: so, you know how thomas jefferson was lowkey a pimp?

Darkstalker: cannibal heart race, bitch

!!!!!!!

thank you! I am a minor so I don't have quite as many options but commissions! I can do this! also I have babysat/dogsat before so that's a good idea

this is the last non-meme-related thing I'm posting on this blog today I promise

Winter: *looking up from his book on birds of paradise to see Qibli wearing his most obnoxious hawaiian shirt, waving his arms and squawking loudly*

Winter: fuck. that's his mating dance

I LOVE YOUR HEADER OMG

yes 😌 it's by @anonymousfandomtrash I chose it bc I relate to Sundew on a spiritual level

Now why ever would I want to stop you

Winter: take me to art museums and make out with me.

Qibli: but they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Winter: well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

*30 minutes later*

Sunny: *on the phone with Tsunami* those idiots are fucking in the east wing again