I Think 2017 Ruined Me /j

I think 2017 ruined me /j

@castorochiaro WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT FOR BRIAN (you might be changing the course of history for this character /j)

I made a pizza tower sona. His name is Ted/Teddy

The Plot Of Pizza Tower

(A purple TV lights up, displaying Pizzahead with an angry expression)

"I've come to make an announcement: Peppino Spaghetti is a bitch-ass motherfucker! He put his restaurant near my business! That's right, he took his Italian fucking tiny restaurant out, and put it near MY business, and he said his revenue would be 'THIS-a big!' and I said 'That's disgusting!', so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: 'Peppino Spaghetti, you've got a small restaurant, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller!' AND GUESS WHAT? Here's what MY business looks like!"

(The Pizza Tower emerges from the ground)

"That's right, baby! 5 floors, all pizza, no debt! Look at that, it looks like two mozza balls and some pepperoni!"

(The laser on top begins to charge)

"He took my customers, so I'm gonna TAKE HIS RESTAURANT! That's right, this is what you'll get! MY SUPER LASER PISS!"

(To demonstrate the cannon's power, he fires the laser at a nearby bird, disintegrating it)

"You have one week before the piss stream destroys your restaurant, now get out of my face before I piss on you too!"

So, I heard you like tf2

*leans against the wall to look badass, I just look pretty stupid /pos*

Yes!!!

In fact, take a look at my many hats and cosmetics!!!! /j

Time to add a movie to my watchlist >:-]]] (THE SILLY GOOBERS!!! AAAAAH!!! /pos)

Just wanted to drop by and say hello!!!

Also, what is CJ's favorite AND least favorite movies??? :-]]]

CJ: Well hey there, fella!

As for my favorite and least favorite movie, hmmmm...The Yellow Submarine is my all-time favorite! And least favorite, Lamb. It's a slow movie which is usually fine, but it was advertised as a straight up horror film, but was more of a surreal slice-of-life kinda movie. It's a shame! :(

(Had to doodle your sona I adore them hehe!! ✨♥️)