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Nothing like hot cornbread (or even just BREAD) straight out of the oven with some butter when you're having a terrible day. I feel like if there's a type of recipe that Lucifer would pick up quickly, it's BAKED CARBS. The heat from Hell probably throws off all the proofing/rising times, but he's had several thousand years to practice.

SOUTHERN COMFORT FOOD SERIES Chicken and Waffles Sweet Tea Peach Cobbler Hushpuppies Crab/Crawfish Boil Gumbo (plus character notes!) Beignets (part 2) Shrimp and Grits Fried Catfish Pecan Pie Biscuits and Gravy

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[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Colored comic!

Panel 1: Lucifer opens the door to Alastor's room, which is dark inside. L: Hiiii there mister. I made you a snack. Heard you were having a bad day -

Panel 2: Alastor's shadow appears, hissing threateningly at Lucifer, who just stands there with a plate of hot cornbread in his hands, unbothered.

Panel 3: The shadow pauses, noticing the cornbread.

Panel 4: The shadow has gone back to its usual size, and it's sniffing at the plate happily. Alastor (offscreen): Did you make cornbread?

Panel 5: Lucifer sits down on Alastor's bed. Alastor is nowhere to be seen under a massive pile of blankets wrapped around him. All that is visible are his eyes and his hands as he plucks a slice of cornbread off the top of the plate. He glares at it dubiously. L: Yup! Niffty showed me! Even used a cast iron pan!

Panel 6: Alastor munches on the cornbread within the confines of his blanket mountain, though his eyes imply he's quite happy. His shadow sits behind him, beaming and projecting little heart shadows. A: Thank you. Lucifer smiles, pleased with himself.

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More Jegulus Recs because i'm an addict

the shrine of your lies (is where i lay) by Kayaannii Prince!James meets Assassin!Regulus… v well written, and very fun! This is wolfstar as well! Not super long yet but from what I've read so far, there will be a lot of Black Brother Angst in the future. Slight warning, explicit like graphic, also there's very much a knife kink so if you're not into that this prob won't be for you!

l'éphémère (the ephemeral) by @anouri James hits Regulus with a motorcycle. Not the most common meet cute but they make it work. I'm 90% sure I've already recced this oh well. If you like Best Friend's Brother, you'll like this. Sirius and Regulus will make you cry in the most recent chapter. There are a couple pretty intense things in here, so make sure to thoroughly read the tags! I’ve been keeping up w this fic for a while and it one of my favs so I hope y’all read it!!

You, Me & Everyone Else by ygmoony I was grinning the entire time I read this fic. It is wolfstar and jegulus... but Remus & Regulus steal. the. show. They're just so...? I don't even have the words they're literally best friends your honour. I cannot wait for the next chapter, and for the chaos of the plot to kick in because I'm already OBSESSED. I think I’ve seen maybe one person mention this fic and it’s my personal mission to spread it, I’m in love w it

friday night lumieres by raiyag This one has blown up recently so I had to give it a read. I like it! It's very different from a lot of marauders fics, it's American high school au, centred around sports (and sports med). Very fun read. I liked the miscommunication between Regulus and Sirius. It is marked as explicit, even though from what I remember there hasn't been anything yet, remember all characters are in high school so keep that in mind!

For the Hope of it All by Bastetmoon (@alexaryebread) Yall. YALL. This is my fav fic on the list and that is saying something. It's basically a jegulus august au (the taylor swift love triangle) and I cannot (cannot) get enough. I was kicking my feet and giggling the entire time I read this. Every single character in this fic is a MESS and I love them all. Not a single one of them makes a good choice at any point ever and it is so entertaining, there is not a brain cell to be found. In other words, it's actually a pretty realistic representation of high school. It is very early 2000s teen tv show, like riverdale(season 1 anyways). It is so cute, and I cannot wait till it updates!!!

a matter of time by reggiecanswim

Ok hear me out. hear. me. out. This one is a bit of a hard sell because she’s semi canon compliant and ik a lot of people aren’t into that… but! REG DOES NOT DIE! I don’t know if Remus and Sirius die because I’m pretty sure it’s gonna follow into the canon series but I’m gonna assume things change because (I REPEAT) Regulus doesn’t die! And that will change things. Also it’s legit one of my favourite fics I’ve ever ever read I love it so much and I will reccoment it till I die! The Sirius & Regulus relationship is IMMACULATE. And the wolfstar angst??? You’ll die. Just like James. I’m so sorry. Anyways read this fic! I might’ve already recced it actually but I’m reccing it again!

Fics I cannot recommend enough (an exhaustive list) JEGULUS EDITION

a matter of time (reggiecanswim)

So fucking good. Very long fic, still ongoing, but the jegulus is immaculate. Secret relationship? Check. Also this is one of the best handled pranks I’ve ever read, Remus in this makes me want to cry.

when you were mine (battlehamster)

This is classic jegulus literature. It’s modern muggle au but reg went to jail and also it’s secret relationship but like a long time ago. It’s hard to explain just to read it please. Also update is coming soon!

just lovers (like we were supposed to be) (zeppazariel)

You liked best friends brother right? Of course you did it was amazing. Same author except it’s a fake dating au. Don’t worry reg is JUST as unhinged in this one and I have it on good authority he’ll only get more out of pocket. Thank me in advance.

glimpses of heaven (lunahunt)

This isn’t even 20k words yet and I’m already obsessed. It features the prank after math, quidditch god regulus black, oblivious to his own feelings/sexuality James and so much more. Idk what their posting. Schedule is like but I’m praying they update soon!

lose yourself to me (80days)

Marauders in college au! Lily is here and amazing as always but the jegulus??? Insane. Out of this world. Also features a very bad Black brother relationship dynamic that I’m hoping will mend as time goes on!

I definitely have more where that came from so..

Ao3 JEGULUS FIC RECS <3 :

THE OGs:

Choices by messermoon

(WIP) You know this one, the ATYD of the jegulus shippers, canon compliant

Carpe Noctem by evareinadeescocia

(WIP) Long fic, not canon compliant, magical, endgame jegulus

The “fuck canon compliant + non magical!au”

When you were mine by thebattlehamster

(WIP) The forced intimacy + jegulus raising harry + past jegulus that eventually will be endgame!jegulus, personal fav <3

Drugs and surgical scrubs by anauro

(WIP) Regulus works in a hospital and the marauders are drug addicts + forced intimacy again + domestic jegulus, another personal fav <3

Best friend’s brother by zeppazariel

(WIP) Remus and Regulus are besties who fall in love with Sirus and James: secret dating + past with lily but they are all besties now + sassy reggie + barista reggie and remus + artist sirius + eventual teacher remus and chef reg

The “texted the wrong number” fics:

Ask away by purplefrogz

(Completed) Married! wolfstar + lilyxmary + mary being reg’s bestie + jegulus being super sweet. Message text + normal writing. Reminds me of Grant Chapman because of the end

Quiet like us by anonymous

(WIP) James is the sweetest in this one, and reggie too. Background wolfstar. Message writing + Normal writting. Other personal fav.

The “magical! au but non canon compliant”

We are all stardust by rrosie_o8

(WIP) Author’s sumary: “A What-If universe, where Regulus had dreams he didn’t understand, a blue and bronze tie, and a brother who never gave up on him.”

Lucky star by remusdocmartens

(WIP) Author’s description: in which regulus black is james potter’s lucky star and he’s bound to show him how bright he shines. Latino! james dates gay! regulus black, meanwhile brazilian! lily dates lesbian! mary, background wolfstar, dorlene and maryxlily AND seer!pandora lestrange

The “crossovers”

Heartstopper by sxlmon

(WIP) Basically, the Heartstopper series with Charlie as Regulus, James as Nick, Tao as Barty, Pandora as Elle, Tara as Dorcas and Darcy as Marlene <3

Pranksters and Poets by blackpotterdanvers

(WIP) Dead poets society meets the Marauders, an anderperry retellin, NON CANON COMPLIANT, but instead of Neil and Todd we have James and Regulus. Also tons of sassy Barty, Sirius and Remus + fralice + dorlene + pandalily + no peter slander/bashing (Yes, I’m recommending my own fic :) )

The “lovely oneshoots”

The Boy and The Stag" by im_still_tryin_to_find_it  

Beloved Lion Boy by Britishgaychild

Words upon my skin by rxgulus 

Till forever falls apart by nikipa (PURE F*CKING ANGST, just to cry)

Random one shoots by: @fuckboyregulus @screamingfae @battlehamster @euphorial_docx

✨JEGULUS masterlist ✨

Some Jegulus COMPLETED fic recs, with lil snippets to make you fall in love with them <3

💫 Art Heist, Baby! by @otrtbs

“And then, I realised, it makes sense why yours wouldn’t be up there. You’re bright and vivid and electrifying. I mean you’re a fucking star, Regulus, and I know I didn’t do you nearly enough justice but-”. 

Before he could finish his sentence, Regulus had spun around and crashed his lips onto James’, cutting him off.“

💫  just lovers (like we were supposed to be) by @zeppazariel

“You beautiful, mesmerizing, lovely gift of a human being, I’m in love with you,” James says, his voice soft. “I am hopelessly, happily in love with you. That’s what.”

💫  Best Friends Brother by @zeppazariel

“It stays steady. Like them. Like a storm, a lightning strike; like the sun, and the moon. Like four people who love each other so very much in such different ways, who worked so very hard to get the chance to, and they’ll keep doing it. It’s a choice they’ll all keep making.”

💫Remember That Night 

“He had the smile that shines, the smile that made James feel afloat. The smile that made James fall into the endless hole of love and landed gracefully. The crush that had begun as a small admiration became love.”

 "No one witnessed their love, but the stars and the moon, and they adored it.“

💫 quite like us 

"If meeting up in person will do anything, it’ll just make me fall head over heels in love with you.”

(ONESHOTS)

⭐ like picking wildflowers at midnight

“Regulus Black is beautiful,  this James knows.”

⭐ Chasing All the Stars

“And James Potter fell apart in the arms of his fiancée, on the kitchen floor of his parents’ house, grieving the death of his first love.”

(Please check the warning in all chapters always!)

Enjoy!! :)

this is the gayest queerest most homosexual most fairy twinky most ardently gay picture of rsl ive ever seen

look at his hair, his sweater vest, that twinkish sparkle in his eyes you dont really find nowadays. those lips, they’ve kissed men. im sure of it.

thats definitely todd andersons husband

reblog to punch mr perry in the face

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

Teeny tiny🤲

more ethans that actually look like todd for the soul as well as anderperry shit

yall see the top right text and it says "metamorphasing" um franz kafta is this you

us bonding over our shared trauma from this film

me and my friend who watched dps being delusional yay

i love her sm

<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

Guys I'm actually working I promise

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

my friend just watched dead poets society and wrote a poem that made me cry and this was my response:

Cane

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt