Gonna Tell My Kids This Was Romeo And Juliet

gonna tell my kids this was romeo and juliet

Dazai definitely pulled this shit when Atsushi joined the Agency

Dazai: I have a surprise for you. Atsushi: What is it? Dazai: Close your eyes and hold out your hands. Atsushi: Okay. *does so*  Dazai: *puts a gun in his hands*  Atsushi: *opens his eyes* What the hell, Dazai?! Dazai: Surprise! It’s a suicide pact!

Asagiri's to-do list

-Murder several characters

-Panic about murdered characters

-Think about murdering some more characters

-Worry because people call you the child-exploder

-Calm down because you made one of them jump off a building

GO CHUUYA GO

I'm sorry but Fyodor ordering Chuuya around like he's some kind of pokemon made me lose my shit 💀

HE LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON TRAINER THERE

*At-sushi aggressively T-posing in the doorway*

Kyouka: Kenji, what are you doing? Kenji: I’m making a cake for your birthday. Kyouka: But my birthday is not until next month. Kenji: I know, but I wanted to practice. Kyouka: Practice what? Kenji: How to make a cake without using any eggs, flour, sugar, butter, or milk. Kyouka: Then what are you using? Kenji: Rice, soy sauce, seaweed, tofu, and miso. Kyouka: That’s not a cake, that’s a sushi roll.