Lance Crosses His Arms And Looks At Keith Unimpressed. Keith Where The Heck Do You Even Plan To Get Mud

Lance crosses his arms and looks at Keith unimpressed. “Keith where the heck do you even plan to get mud masks here or back in our reality? And with what money? Besides that. I have made my own mud facials from scratch for decades. Nice try pup.” Then he huffed.

“I promise I won’t go overboard with the glitter. Only small amounts to highlight your features. And I’ll help clean up the glitter after the contest. It won’t be a hassle like you think.”

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”

Lance squawks indignantly. After Keith got done shaking himself, Lance stands there glaring daggers at the smug werewolf.

“I hope you’re happy now smartass, now I need a bath too! Along with needing to throw my clothes in the laundry. Do they even have and laundry room here?” Lance complains as he pulls his shirt off and rings it out. He looks down at his pants to find them covered in soap suds too.

… should he take them off now?

He glances over at Keith.

Hmm no better leave them on, they are messed up anyway, so it doesn’t make a difference. He’ll have to worry about his cloths later.

So he goes back to washing Keith. But not before throwing the scrubber at Keith in annoyance.

Then he grabs the sprayer and starts rinsing Keith off. While he’s rinsing Keith off, he gets the idea to spray Keith in the face to get him back. Which he does.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”

Lance smiles and giggles at the kiss.

Then notices Keith trying to get out of the tub.

“Oh nononono we gotta rinse the suds out bud.” Lance says as he pushes Keith back into the tub.

He then climbs out of the tub and takes the sprayer and rinses Keith off. When he was done he said “ok NOW you may get out.”

Lance walks over to the towel dispenser to grab a towel and holds it out to start drying Keith off.

Though he realizes a little late what Keith usually does after getting wet. XD

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”

The cheeky little- Lance narrowed his eyes at the proud wolf.

“Well regardless, you should know how to handle your pokemon. Let them run wild and they will push you around.”

Lance duck his head and nodded sheepishly.

“Um yes ma’am.”

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”

Lmao XD

Old men are silly

Every time I visit my grandpa in the veterans nursing home, this blind old guy who was my grandpa’s roommate does something silly.

First time: my mom, grandma and aunt are visiting grandpa. While visiting, the old guy calls the nurse to help him with his handheld radio. He keeps telling her to open it. So she opens the back where the batteries are and he tells her “no! Open it!” She tells him that “I can’t sir, it doesn’t open anywhere else.” But he insists that she has to open it. So she calls in another nurse. maybe she can figure out what he wants. So the other nurse comes in and she has the same confusion. They both tell him that it doesn’t open. That’s when he shouts “well then how else am I going to read my book?!”

Second time: it was the day of Donald trump’s failed assassination attempt. It was all over the tv and the radio. My mom, grandma and I were watching the news on the tv. The blind guy was listening to his little radio. All the sudden he pipes up “hay did you hear?! Donald trump got assassinated!”

To which I respond “oh, no sir. Donald trump didn’t get assassinated. He got shot at and was injured but he’s ok. He’s alive and well.”

then he says “yeah he got assassinated!”

I turn to my mom and whispered. “Are we sure he’s not deaf instead of blind?”

In the end we concluded that he had to have been senile.

Though we also suspected that maybe he was democrat. XD

Third time: at this point, my grandpa had been moved to the room across the hall from his old room. So the blind vet wasn’t his roommate anymore.

While we were talking to grandpa, I suddenly heard the blind guy pipe up “please don’t do this!”

I blink wondering what the nurses could be doing that he’d plead like that.

I look over and see the nurse wheeling him out of his room on a chair with a blanket covering him. She responded “I’m sorry sir but this is the only way we can give you a bath.”

Forth time: my mom, grandma and I were giving grandpa a shave. Mom was using an electric shaver. When she finished, she gave it to me to empty out. I take it over to the garbage can and bang it out.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Then the old blind vet across the hall pipes up “come in!”

This old guy was so silly and he made us laugh every time we came. I bet his family gets as much a kick out of his antics as we do.

Lance barely has time to shield himself with a towel before Keith starts shaking the water off him.

Afterwards, Lance wraps Keith in the towel and starts towel drying him off.

Once Keith was towel dried. Lance considered blow drying him next but then looked at himself still covered in water and soap suds and figured maybe it would be a good idea to get himself cleaned up and dried first. Wet bodies and electric blow dryers do not make a good mix. ⚡️⚠️⚡️

“I’m gonna get cleaned up real quick. Do not go getting dirty or soapy! Stay in the locker room area till I’m done.” With that. Lance grabbed some stuff, ditched his cloths in on the floor and and got himself to the showers. As he was showering, he debated what he was going to wear while his clothes got washed.

I wonder if they have temp cloths or house coats…

Then it hit Lance that he actually has some backup clothing in his magic travel pouch…. Oh no… he was wearing his travel pouch when he got dragged into the tub with Keith!

After he got done washing up. He dried himself off, put a towel around his waist and rushed to the locker room where Keith was. He picked up his cloths to check his pouch.

Please don’t have let water get in!

He looked inside and was relieved to find that not much water got inside.

“Oh thank god!”

Then he reached in, rummaged around and pulled out a spare set of cloths…. That were right from the dark ages. Why did he keep these cloths?!

Oh well. He put them on and picked up his wet cloths. Taking them to the laundry room and getting them going with washing.

After that he returned to get to blow drying Keith.

“Ok bud, ready to get the rest of the way dried?”

He says as he holds up the blow dryer.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”