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Lance whistled innocently, pretending nothing happened.

“Hm? What’s up buddy? :3”

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

For the fun of it, Lance decided to mess with Keith a bit. With a grin, He tapped his foot and sent an alchemic transmutation to form a foot behind Keith and give him a light kick in the ass then disappear back into the earth.

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

Lance grinned seeing Keith’s reaction.

“Awsome attack right? Lol” lance laughed.

“Btw you forgot to howl pup. 😉”

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

When Keith landed on all fours, Lance tapped his foot, sending the alchemic transmutation to travel under ground and center in front of Keith. Three spires formed and shot out of the ground triangularly then fell into each other forming a teepee-like tomb.

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

“Ok let’s try this again. Keith! Use rock tomb!”

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

Lance palmfaces.

“No dude, wait for me to do the rock tomb part before you turn and howl.”

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

“Ok good! That was really good for a practice run. Now let’s try it again, but this time wait for the rock tomb to appear and then finish forming before turning and howling.”

“Keith! Use rock tomb!”

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

“Ok Keith! Use rock tomb!”

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

Lance palmfaced. “Just run, jump and land on all fours. When the rock tomb is done forming, turn around and howl.”

God Lance hoped Keith understood that.

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

Once outside. It was time to start practicing.

“Ok Keith. Once the judges give us the go ahead. I have to give the command “Keith! Use rock tomb!” Then you have to take a running start, jump into the air and full body stomp into the ground. When you roach down. I use my alchemy to make rock pillars shoot up and create a tomb. When the tomb is done forming, you turn towards the judges and do your signature howl. Got that?”

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

Lance startled at Keith transforming but answered his question.

“Yeah that would be a good idea. Get our choreography synced up. Though we can’t practice in here. We will have to go outside in the courtyard.”

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

“Lol ok ok we’ll get to the pageant. But we gotta prep first though. We need to figure out what kind of attacks we’re using to wow the crowd at that guy said.”

Lance patted Keith on the head.

“Lycanroc used rock based attacks and the attacks we gave you won’t do very much. We’ll have to improvise. We can use my alchemy magic combined with your fierce footwork to make it look like your using elaborate attacks. I’m thinking we will have you perform the attack “rock tomb”. All you would do is take a running start. Jump in the air and do a full body stomp into the ground. When you hit the ground, I will use my alchemy to make tall pillars of rock come out of the ground and fall together to make a tomb. To finish it off, you turn around and give a howl.”

“For the secondaries. your second attack will be… hmm”

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

Lance grinned at the picture he took. Keith looked stunning. Like a canine ready for the stage.

When Keith looked up and whined, asking to see the photo, Lance had to hold back the urge to say “aww!” Cause Keith’s begging face was too cute.

He knelt down and showed Keith the picture. Waiting to see if it meets Keith’s approval.

“What cha think? I bet shiro will be impressed. You’re gonna turn more than a few heads.”

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

Lance couldn’t help it. Keith looked so cool that he just had to take a picture. He pulled out his phone and pointed it at Keith.

“Hay Keith! I say vol, you say tron! Vol-“ then snaps a picture.

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

After a few minutes, the spell ended and the outfit was complete. Now Keith was sporting a cool looking flame red and white style vest with short cuff sleeves and elbow pads on his arms and legs. The vest was laced and covered in red sequin with a big V on his chest, looking like a fancy form of Keith’s paladin armor. He was also wearing what looked like pelvic armor around his lower half with flared out ascents coming off his thighs. From his back, a pair of small red and white bat like wing sprouted giving him an almost dragon like look. Keith looked pretty much like he was ready to go to a fancy costume ball.

“Sooo what do you think? Did the “tailor” make you look awsome or what?! 😊”

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

Lance smirked and chuckled at seeing Keith’s tail wag. “See? I told you I’d make you look awsome!”

He gave Keith a scratch behind the ears and a hug.

“Now to make you some cool duds. Let’s see…. Red is definitely your color.” He began rummaging around in his bag. He managed to pull out some brilliantly colored red fabrics along with some ribbons and sequin. Once he had everything he needed, he turned to Keith.

“Now I’m about to go fairy godmother on you and make you all pretty for the ball lol XP”

Upon speaking an incantation, all the fabrics and stuff floated in the air and started cutting and reshaping in the air. It was a little like watching the good fairies from sleeping beauty make her dress. Except Keith was the mannequin that it was all forming around.

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

Me and Keith X3

Werewolf and vampire dynamic duo

I FINISHED IT

Keith was indifferent to Lance's comment about the ladies, but he sure heard his comment about glitter.

His ears and tail instantly went down. It's like he jinxed it by even thinking about it. Damn glitter!

He just hoped that Lance would stay true to his word about doing a good job on cleaning it all up at the end.

Unspeakable things, he promised. If he could make Lance remember glitter by thinking about it, hopefully he'll remember his threats as well.

Lance place all the glitter gear down on the floor and looked up at Keith framing him with his fingers.

“Now let’s see. Hmmm… I think glitter high lights around your eye would be perfect! And hmm… yeah we should add glitter there, and on the edge of your nose and yeah that would work! Now hold still while I apply it Keith.” He got to work. Holding Keith’s face, he applied the glitter. It took a few minutes and a bit of patience but he managed to get Keith’s face looking all glittery.

“There! What do you think Keith? Did I make you look awsome or what? 😁” 

FINALLY FOUND AN ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION!

I was talking with my moms friend about this and we came to the conclusion that I’d be “schrodinger's cat”

If your wondering what that is, schrodinger's cat is a famous thought experiment that demonstrates the idea in quantum physics that tiny particles can be in two states at once until they're observed. It asks you to imagine a cat in a box with a mechanism that might kill it. Until you look inside, the cat is both alive and dead at the same time.

So to some it up. I’d be both straight and gay.

I’m a girl mentally. So I’m straight.

But I’m in a guy’s body, so I’d be gay.

It’s more of a middle ground answer but it’s an answer I can get behind.

No left or right answer, just an answer that makes sense no matter how you look at it.

Random question. Feel free to give your feedback on it.

Ok so I had got to talking with redpala-Keith on what ifs and one of the things we talked about was, what if we suddenly woke up as our online rp avatars.

Now he’s a guy turning into a guy character. -Keith

But me, I’m a girl, who’d be turning into a guy character. -Lance

And a question popped into my head.

I’m a girl

Who turns into a guy.

I’m still a girl mentally.

And I’m still attracted to guys.

But I’m in a guy body.

does that make me gay???

Redpala-Keith and I couldn’t come up with an answer to this.

So what do you all think? In a situation like this (which is exactly like what happened in the jumanji movie with Jack black. The girl character turned into a guy in that movie.) would I automatically be gay?

And if it were in the reverse, a guy turning into a girl. Does that make them a lesbian?

Please share your thoughts on this.

Keith looked away, exaggeratedly at Lance's comment. He wasn't being uncooperative. No, he wasn't. Was he?

When Lance finally stopped spraying his fur with water, he turned to face a nearby mirror.

And - Wow.

He looked really great. He even spun a couple of times to look at himself from all of the possible angles.

Lance did a really good job. Turning back to him, he did the best smile he could with his wolf mouth.

Now he just hoped Lance forgot about any glitter.

Lance smiled as Keith examined his handy work. He did a fantastic job if he does say so himself.

When Keith looked at him with that cute smile, Lance wanted to squish and rub those fuzzy cheeks of his. But had to refrain for fear of messing up Keith’s fur.

“You look great buddy. Like a real show dog. I bet the females will howl at you with how good you look.” Lance rummaged around in his bag and pulled out a tube that seemed to sparkle, another toothpaste looking tube and a few brushes.

“NOW ITS GLITTER TIME! 😄”

How bought you make me you little cowardly pussy. 😈

Also you forgot to say “up” dumbass lol 🤣

Having sex with beetlejuice must suck. Here you are on the verge of a climax and you’re chanting his name “beetlejuice! beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!!!”

Then suddenly he’s gone and he took your orgasm with him.

“Well then let’s hope your fur is more cooperative than you lol.” Lance Knelt down and began brushing Keith’s floofy fur. Spritzing it with a water bottle occasionally when he gets some stubborn strands.

When he was done, Keith looked great. His coat shined elegantly. Lance had to restrain himself from just diving in and snuggling into Keith’s fur. Sooo soft.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”

“Oh come on dude. I can’t make it look any worse. Besides, the point of all this was to make you look good for the pageant.” He says running his hand through Keith’s soft poofy hair.

“Though If I can’t smooth it out naturally with combing and light water misting, I might have to use hair gel.”

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”