
hay! its vampire paladin lancey lance here! come on in, sit down, relax and join me for a "bite" lol XP
333 posts
Lance Panicked When Keith Started Growling At Her.
Lance panicked when Keith started growling at her.
“Keith no! Bad!” Then he whispered in the wolf’s ear. “Do not piss off nurse joy or her chansey!”
Nurse joy did not look amused at all. “If you can’t control your pokemon, we are going to have to ask you to leave. We do not tolerate unruly pokemon here at the pokemon center! Are we going to have a problem?”
“NO NO! Sorry! Sorry! We’re not going to have a problem! Keith will behave. Right Keith?” Lance grinded that last part out as he looked Keith in the eye, giving him a look that said ‘for the love of god put a muzzle on that temper of yours!’
Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.
The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.
Dundun…… dundun dundun….
Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.
He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.
He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.
“Lance? What’s that sound?”
-
aloneinthedark-eagle liked this · 9 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
the-vampire-lance reblogged this · 10 months ago
-
redpala-keith reblogged this · 10 months ago
More Posts from The-vampire-lance
Me beating up my dad
me and my dad when I was little.
this clip had been sitting on vhs for decades not being seen by anyone but my mom and I. and now years later I finally have obtained the knowledge and capabilities to transfer it onto my computer. so here it is for all to see... the time I beat up my dad XD


Some of the greatest African American actors I grew up watching.
These are some of the movies and tv shows that these actors starred in that I grew up watching.
Bill Cosby, James Baskett, Hattie McDaniel

Will Smith, Chris Tucker, Whoopi Goldberg

Eddie Murphy, Halle Berry

Damon Wayans, Mark Curry, Queen Latifah

“You won’t I promise! Trust me. When it’s over, I’m treating you to the best pampering you ever had! 😄” Lance beamed and hugged Keith. Then dragged him off to the pokemon center. When they got in, Lance asked if they had showers and if they could use them.
The nurse joy told them yes and to help themselves to the facilities provided. Lance dragged Keith to the shower room. Fortunately, there were private stalls so nobody could see Keith transform. Lance looked around and checked to see if there was anyone who might see them. Fortunately again, there were no trainers this early in the day to use the showers. So they had the shower room to themselves.
Lance turned to Keith and cracked his knuckles.
“Ok let’s get you all cleaned up. Turn into a wolf so I can wash you.”
Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.
The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.
Dundun…… dundun dundun….
Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.
He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.
He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.
“Lance? What’s that sound?”
“Hahaha gotcha now pup! Watcha gonna do now?!”
Then Lance got another evil idea.
“You’re at my mercy now, and I think you’d make a lovely little dark minion. Count lancula is gonna turn you and make you my child of the night MUAHAHAHHA! XD”
And with that he start blowing raspberries into Keith’s neck.
Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.
The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.
Dundun…… dundun dundun….
Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.
He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.
He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.
“Lance? What’s that sound?”
When Keith didn’t whine or flinch, Lance took that as a sign to continue. He grabbed a brush and began blow drying and brushing Keith’s fur. Much like how a professional groomer would.
When he was finished, Lance had to hold back a laugh. He could barely stifle a giggle as he looked at Keith.
He was so poofy that he looked like a big Pomeranian (a small poofy dog that looks like a puff ball).
Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.
The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.
Dundun…… dundun dundun….
Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.
He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.
He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.
“Lance? What’s that sound?”