Lance Thinks About It.

Lance thinks about it.

“I’ve never fed on anyone else on the team. I’ve tasted a lot of people throughout the centuries though. This one guy back in the dark ages tasted like banger and mash, which is cockney slang for sausages, mashed potatoes, and onion gravy. This one vegan lady tasted like a salad. Then there was this one drunk I fed on. Tasted like mead. Word of advice, never feed on a drunk. The blood alcohol level is enough to make you drunk and give you the worlds worst hangover.”

At the question of favorites, Lance smiled at Keith.

“Honestly, no one had ever tasted half as good as you do.”

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coran coughs, which pushes keith to break the kiss. keith looks up at him, expectantly. what is it he needs?

Lance just grins his cheeky grin.

“See now was that so hard? ^,_,^” he says while booping Keith nose. Then he pulls out his magic storage bag and goes rummaging in it.

“So you want to hide food so no one will get um right? Well if you want to do that, you need to start being smart about it. Take it from me mullet, I have four siblings and we would fight over snacks all the time. So I learned early on how to effectively hide snacks without my siblings finding um.”

He pulled out a few plastic bags from his magic bag.

“Lesson #1. Store your snacks properly. Before you stick your snacks in a hiding place, you got to make sure they are properly sealed in a bag so that they stay fresh and don’t spoil quickly. It also keeps people from being able to smell um and find um easily. If you can’t smell um, you don’t know they’re there.”

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coran coughs, which pushes keith to break the kiss. keith looks up at him, expectantly. what is it he needs?

Lance purred and fluttered his eyes. His other hand glided up Keith’s chest and neck to rest behind Keith’s other ear and start massaging it. He now has both of his hands giving gentle massages behind Keith’s ears, rubbing soothingly as he continued staring into Keith’s eyes.

His power washed over Keith to put him into a relaxed content state, making him start to feel really good. The best feeling he’d ever had.

He leaned closer into Keith face, just a hair from kissing.

“You really like it when I do this don’t you?…… very relaxing isn’t it?….. do you want more?…..” as he asks if Keith wants more, he gives a light peck on Keith’s lips indicating that he was talking about kissing.

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coran coughs, which pushes keith to break the kiss. keith looks up at him, expectantly. what is it he needs?

“Mmhm…” Lance watched Keith suspiciously, not fooled for a second. But let’s it go realizing that they hadn’t started eating their dinner.

Quiznak! How could I forget that?!

So Lance goes over and takes a seat with Keith. He starts sipping his blood as he watches Keith eat.

Hmm maybe I should grab all the expired snacks and throw them out while Keith is distracted with his dinner?

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coran coughs, which pushes keith to break the kiss. keith looks up at him, expectantly. what is it he needs?

Lance turns around beaming over his masterpiece. A perfect hidden fridge for Keith. He looks over at Keith and notices he’s holding something in his hand.

“…. That better not be one of those expired beans…” he narrows his eyes. “Not only are they going to taste bitter as hell, they are also gonna be hard as rocks.”

Lance swears he’s going to transmute the rest of those damn beans into compost if Keith doesn’t stop trying to eat um.

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coran coughs, which pushes keith to break the kiss. keith looks up at him, expectantly. what is it he needs?

“Actually, it is Keith. Eating great food sends pleasure signals to your brain. It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds.” Then Lance gets a mournful look on his face.

“You’re so lucky you can even eat human food. I remember what garlic knots taste like…. What my mom’s cooking tastes like. I used to sit and just enjoy the tastes and smell of her food. But I can’t do that anymore…. All I can do is remember… just reminisce over how it tasted…. That’s what I’m trying to get through to you. I want you to be able to do what I can’t anymore. Take time to appreciate what you have, because in no time at all, it will be gone and all you’ll have is a memory.”

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coran coughs, which pushes keith to break the kiss. keith looks up at him, expectantly. what is it he needs?