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Lance Looked Back At Keith.
Lance looked back at Keith.
“Uhh….” He checked his magic satchel where he keeps his stuff. After a minute he pulls it out and holds it up triumphantly. Then tries to call the team.
“Hello? Shiro? Allura? Coran? This is Lance. Can anyone hear me?”
… static.
… then. “Hmm hello hello? Who is this? Whatcha want?”
That didn’t sound like coran. That sounded like an old man but not their old man.
“Uh… who is this?”
“I am Professor Rowan. Why are you on this frequency? “
“Uh.. nevermind bye!” Lance shuts off the com unit.
“Keith, don’t panic, but I think we’re in The pokemon world!”
Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.
The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.
Dundun…… dundun dundun….
Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.
He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.
He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.
“Lance? What’s that sound?”
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Lance laughs maniacally. “Gotcha! Hahaha ^,.,^”
Though while they were messing around, a box gets knocked off the shelf and its contents spill onto the floor.
Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.
The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.
Dundun…… dundun dundun….
Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.
He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.
He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.
“Lance? What’s that sound?”
Omg you’re right!
That girl is too pure for her own good.
they stupidly trusted her with their food! She literally could have just poisoned them!
Oh but then Disney couldn’t make a movie of it. It’s a rule that The heroin can’t do villainous things.
And what kind of message would that teach young girls who look up to their Disney princesses?
Well ain’t that a dilemma… get your freedom by murder or innocently wait for your prince to come rescue you?
….. well there is always the third option… go it shrek style! Or Garfield style.
Personally I’d drug them and mail them to Abu Dhabi…. Right after striping them to their underwear and tattooing facial hair and the word “loser” to their faces.😈

….. I wonder what would happen if I tried this on Keith…





#WhatTheFluffChallenge
It doesn’t work if your wolf can teleport
(and also loves you enough to have you saved as a warp point)
“Dude, have you ever played video games?! Pokemon! Gotta catch um all?!” When he didn’t get a confirmation that Keith knew what he was talking about lance sighed. Then he began getting into an in depth explanation on what pokemon was and that somehow they were in the game. Or at least a real life version of the video game.
“All these animal around us are pokemon. They’re this worlds version of animals except they are animals that can fight against each other to get stronger. Trainers have their pokemon fight in pokemon battles and wow I just realized that this is sounding a lot like animal fights which is really messed up… I have a lot of questionable morals to think about…”
Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.
The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.
Dundun…… dundun dundun….
Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.
He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.
He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.
“Lance? What’s that sound?”
Woke up at 2 am in the morning to get some blood from the kitchen, saw this and darn near had a heart attack. I was screaming so loud. Woke up the whole castle.
“DAMMIT KEITH! ANNOUNCE YOURSELF! DON’T JUST STAND THERE STARING AT ME LIKE A CREEP! DX<“
Stupid galra werewolves and their reflective eyes!


GUESS who got up in the middle of the night to draw this because he couldn’t stop laughing at his own terrible tweets