thealmightyrat

The Mouldy Box

I fully intend to put whatever I feel like on here with zero consistency and you all have to put up with it. she/her, autistic, probably alive, may not be, you'll never know.

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My Room Is Going Mouldy I Think, So If I Haven't Posted For A Few Weeks Assume I'm Dying In Hospital

My room is going mouldy I think, so if I haven't posted for a few weeks assume I'm dying in hospital of tuberculosis or something funky like that. Also does anybody need a spare barely functioning carbon monoxide alarm?

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1 year ago

what do you say to a trans person who’s sharing after-surgery pics?

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1 year ago

Packaging on a bar of soap. Front reads, "Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap." There is a little picture of a castle with a spot of blood next to it, and the words "Out, damned spot!" underneath.

Side of the packaging reads, "Try it in the Macbath!"

Other side reads, "Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood clean from your hand?" In bigger text, "Will it ever!"

Back of package: "...who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him or a vegetable soap with glycerine to have so much shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, and grapeseed oil enriched with creamy buttermilk?" (Yes, there's an Oxford comma there. Good job, soap makers.) Underneath are your typical labels, including "Not tested on animals" which I find very funny considering the Macbeths' bloody crimes. The label also states it was made by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, and a sticker added to the packaging tells you it costs $4.95.

The final two sides of the soap bar have a tartan pattern.

Single funniest piece of Shakespeare merch I have ever seen.

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shakespeare Macbeth lady macbeth

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thealmightyrat

1 year ago

Hello

How are you?

Very well,excluding the fact I just banged my head of the top of my bed spiderman-ing under it to retrieve a five year old birthday card that says 'Lets finish what guy Fawkes started' so now I've got a funny red mark on my head but it's alright because I found a Greggs sausage roll in the cupboard this morning.

How are you?

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im keeping the card also i found a ukekele under there any ideas of uses for it? i could make a bow and arrow out of the strings i guess i might frame it tbh the card not the ukelele i spelt head wrong the first time so i head to edit the thing

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thealmightyrat

1 year ago

your blog has good vibes amazing work 👍

Thank you, I have no idea what I've done but thanks! This person is really vigorously nice, truly the drill sergeant of kind words.

You should all be very nice to them. Or else...

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i have only seven words mutant space ninjas coming out the radiators in a threatening way not a gay way but im sure they can be threatening and gay if you ask politely Also my entire house now smells of chlorine help

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thealmightyrat

1 year ago

I don't know how this app works yet and it feels like mission control from some cool sci-fi film. I have no clue what these big white buttons do but I'm going to press them anyway because who's gonna stop me. I'm absolutely ready to tell Houston we have problem so it should be fine, what could possibly go wrong.

Apparently you're supposed to reblog things so im going to do that, and if I'm doing something wrong you can very grumpily stare at me or something idk.

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