How Is A Little Freak Like Me Supposed To Make It In This World

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

faraday cages are so funny to me. what are we gonna do about all this dangerous radiation? let's put it in a little dog crate. and it works

Discworld is so delightful because you get lines like "When banks fail, it is seldom bankers who starve" except it's spoken by a 7 foot tall sentient clay statue named Pump 19 and directed to a man whose name is Moist von Lipwig

The Aeneid is so annoying to read because it's going along going along it's a masterpiece it's a work of art "AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR AUGUSTUS"

what's your name? (rhetorical) (because i will forget immediately)