Bsd Characters As Things I've Done/things That Have Happened To Me

Bsd characters as things I've done/things that have happened to me

Walked down the street saying "I hate getting chased by dogs" then immediately getting chased by a dog seconds later

- Dazai, Atsushi, Tanizaki

Spent an entire class looking around the school for an atlas with some guy who works there and ending up missing the class entirely

- Atsushi, Higuchi, Sigma, Poe

Made a teacher cry and quit her job days later

- Ranpo, Fyodor, Dazai, Nikolai

Being left at home alone for the first time and getting injured mere minutes after everyone's gone (then getting distracted while trying to look for bandaids cause I saw smth shiny)

- Ranpo, Dazai, Poe

Miss the emotional last day of school where everyone was crying and giving speeches about how much they love each other bc I was on character ai

- Higuchi, Gin, Dazai

My brother telling me something he found interesting and me answering with "k1ll yourself" as a reflex

- Chuuya, Akutagawa, Yosano, Elise, Lucy

Walking next to where some schoolmates were sitting, slipped, and fell crotch-first on a water jug while the owner of it watched

- Atsushi

(TW sh, sewerslide attempt)

Tried to stop a friend from unaliving herself while she held a pair of scissors to her neck and another opened and towards me (we both had to admit when it was all done that there was some SERIOUS sexual tension during all that)

- SOUKOKU SOUKOKU I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

Can't rlly think of much more but I'll continue this when i do

Mrpeg soukoku for the soul🫄🧑‍🍼

Kouyo calls dazai while he's at work and tells him to meet up with her ASAP

her tone is very serious so he ditches work to see her (much to kunikidas dismay)

They meet up at a coffee shop where kouyo coldly tells him that chuuya is in danger and that he must do everything in his power to protect him right now

Dazai has no idea what's wrong and when he asks her she says that he'd rather tell him himself

They go to chuuyas apartment where he's seated at the dining table, a bottle of wine opened but untouched, like he was about to drink from it but suddenly decided not to. Next to it stands an empty wine glass that chuuya stares blankly into without a word

There's a knock at the door, it's kouyo. And she brought dazai with her.

Dazai heads over to chuuyas side and asks him what's going on. Chuuya just looks up at him and then slowly looks down, his hand turning into a fist

"I'm pregnant" He says

There's a hush that falls over the room

"What do you mean?" Dazai asks

Suddenly, chuuya is angry. He stands up and bangs his fist against the table, almost destroying what was on it

"I mean that I'm strong and independent and make a good living so I can do this very well without you! So if you're going to leave and abandon me again then just do it already! We don't need yo-"

Chuuya is cut off by dazais tongue in his mouth, the taller man's slender fingers cupping the other's cheeks as he did so

After their lips part dazai looks at chuuya with love and gentleness in his eyes

"Can I speak now?" He asks. His actions caught chuuya off guard, but he lets him speak anyway

"I think that's amazing news" He says.

"Really?" "Of course"

"Chuuya, you are strong, funny, courageous, daring and by far the most beautiful person I know. I love you more than anything and I would love our baby just as much."

"If I made you think that after everything we've been through together I would just pack my stuff and leave, then I'm sorry. I promise never to make you feel that way again. I'm here, Chuuya. I'm staying right here, with you."

There's tears welling up in chuuyas eyes that he wipes off with his jacket sleeve

He gives dazai a hug, his arms enveloping around his neck

"You're an idiot" he says lovingly

"Aw, you love me~"

Suddenly, there's a sound of glass crashing

The two separate to examine the empty wine glass that fell to the floor

"Shit, hold on lemme get a dustpan" chuuya says as he makes his way out of the room

Dazai finally turns to look at kouyo, knowing she had dropped it on purpose

"So, is there anything you want to tell me?"

"As happy as this occasion may be, you're not thinking of the risks"

"What risks?" Dazai asks "chuuya is perfectly healthy"

"I mean the fact that he is a mafia executive who might just lose his job or his life if he's too pregnant to be useful to Mori"

"Please, Mori loves chuuya. He'd never do anything to him"

"You clearly haven't learned a thing from your time in the mafia. Mori isn't about love and empathy, if chuuya is unable to work then he will be gotten rid of. You have to make sure that doesn't happen"

"Kouyo, you know me. You know I love chuuya more than anything. I won't ever let anything happen to him." Dazai says

"You better not."

Chuuya suddenly walks into the room with a broom and dustpan

"Hey, what were you guys talking about? I heard a lot of talking"

"Just plans for the nursery" dazai says as he turns to chuuya with an innocent smile

"What do you think, green or yellow for the walls?"

"Don't you think that's thinking way too far ahead? Kids not even the size of my hand yet"

"You can never be too prepared!" Kouyo says delightedly and with a smile.

"You never know what could happen"

Kouyo and dazai share a cold look at each other in an attempt to intimidate the other. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work for either of them

Felt kinda cringey in some places but it feels good to get this idea out of my system. Part 2 coming right after this one cause I have nothing better to do🩷

*does a sick drift and stops right in front of you* NO TIME TO EXPLAIN GET IN

Call me soukoku cause I be angry and suicidal (and bisexual!!)‼️‼️‼️

Me if I ever met 15! Dazai

Thanks for tolerating me all this time, here's a shiny rock I found