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Not a request. But a thirst. For our glorious perverted king Dazai.

I saw your bully Hanma post and that got me thinking…..work place bully Dazai. Except he’s so friendly most of the time and such a silly goosey guy that everyone thinks you’re just over reacting. Sure they all know Dazai is a flirt when it comes to women but they all think he has at least enough self respect not to be so perverse..especially when it comes to you. You’re new to the place and Dazai just can’t stop himself when he sees you frantically trying to prove yourself, prancing around in that tight ass office skirt with that tight ass blouse!! What else can he do but mess with you!? Besides it’s not like he ever does anything toooooo wild…just a groping here and there, maybe he knocks paperwork out of your hands sometimes— but it’s all in good fun!..

Right?

At least that’s what you tell yourself after he’s made a sly comment about your clothes for the umpteenth time that week. Little do you know, Dazai’s been spending almost every afternoon fisting his cock to the thought of you..so pretty and pure, so eager to please..god he just can’t wait to get you alone!

Yeah, Dazai would do some deprived shit like this, and the thing is, you brushed it off at first because Dazai oh so casually flirts with literally everyone, that's just what he does, so you didn't really think much of it when he stared at you or would make casual comments about just how tight your clothes were, he just doesn't have a filter. That was until he started slyly brushing his hand over your ass, or just coincidentally pushing his hips into your ass when you bend over, claiming needed too get something and you were just in the way, or that one time he claimed that he was only fixing your shirt collar only for his hands too glide down a little too low, over your tits and he just apparently didn't notice. Then again, he claimed that those were just accidents, nothing too serious... until you find white stains on your blazer that was missing for a few hours... the same blazer Dazai returned to you, claiming that you left it in the breakroom and someone must've spilt milk on it or something.. he doesn't mind letting you use his washer.. his apartment is closer anyway, ya know...

dazai who goes down on you after you tell him that you’ve never received oral or just sex in general for a matter of fact <3 he’s quick to tie your hands behind your back and spread your legs to shove your cunt in his face.. he promises he’ll make you feel good and to just trust him, he’ll overstimulate you and make you cum so hard your vision clocks out for a bit. he’s already cummed untouched by this and his cock is aching to be inside you but he can’t get enough of your taste or the sounds you make. he loves the way you’re sobbing in pleasure and falling apart so easily, especially cause you’re a virgin and you cum quickly !! you’re so overwhelmed by anything he does and he adores it, he could rub and suck at your sensitive clit and you’d be on the edge of an orgasm.. or he could slap your pussy only to moan and sink his tongue into your hole. you think he’s being soo mean by not giving you a chance to recover but when he looks at you with those big brown eyes and whines about how he just wants you to feel good, could you really deny him??

This!!! It's so on par with him too, he lovess eating you out, it's his favorite past time. He's said it before and he'll say it again, he wants too die between your legs, he wants the last thing he tastes too be your cunt. Especially if your a virgin, I do think Dazai has a sweet spot for virgins because their so inexperienced and he finds sick sadistic joy in bringing them to tears from heavy overstimulation. He's sick like that, especially if you came too him, with the want of him taking your virginity because you trust him and you want your first time too be good. Because all he has too do is rub your little clit and your cumming all over his hand and your crying now because it was an accident 'samu and you're sorry and he's just has the most feral grin as he brushes your apologies away, because he likes it, he likes that you're letting go for him, that he can have you cumming so much, so quickly from just a few strokes of his thumb, he's so honored little thing. Despite it being your first time though, he's still gonna be mean, cause that's just how Dazai is. He's fucking mean. So yeah, he'll give your clit a couple garsh slaps, and he'll push down on the lower part of your stomach as his fingers push in and out of you so that you cum quick, knowing he's the one that told you not too cum yet and that if you did, that would be the only time you came that night, and when your pushing at his head because you genuinely can't take it anymore, he looks up at you with those big brown eyes, they're so soft as he asks if you're really gonna deny him the closest thing too paradise that a man like him can obtain.

Now trust me, I too constantly think about dazai.

Personally though, this might just be a me thing but imagine helping him change out of his bandages, shits probably musty and gross af so he desperately needs to change them and you kiss all over his scars. Bullet wounds, scraps, wounds that are self inflicted, a paper cut, you name it it's getting kissed.

In my mind, he'd be a puddle at that, just a dazed grin on his face. He doesn't even consider to think that you're seeing the most vulnerable parts of him, he's just happy to get all your attention.

Might just be a me thing though but I'm weak for that sort of stuff

TW- Mention of Self-harm

Aww, stop this is cute. He genuinely deserves too be taken care of, he's suffered so much. Now, I do think that Dazai used too harm himself, however that may be, I think he has self harmed. Nonetheless though, it's pretty honorary, imo, that Dazai has come to you, wanting you too changes his bandages for him, making up some excuse that's he's just too tired too change them himself. So you do, taking time too unwrap the bandages and pulling them away from his skin, there's scars up and down his arms, cuts and bruises, and Dazai just looks so nonchalant but you know he's scared, he's hesitant of what you might think of him... do you think he's weak.. do you look at him any different now that you know what he's done? But you're quickly shaking your head at him as you rub your thumb over his scars, bringing the limbs up to your lips as you press soft kisses onto the scarred skin, and it's so sad too see, that when you look up and you see the little tears attempting too slip down his cheeks that he's so eagerly trying too hold back as he continuously blinks away the tears. His eyes are so soft as you tell him how pretty you think he is and how strong he is for continuously going through life despite his hardships. That he never deserved too be so young in such a horrible environment as a child. That, that breaks him, and there's little salty tears running down his cheeks as he feels himself start too shake and the tears leak faster as you pull him into your chest as you run your hands through his hair as you shush hum, telling him that he's safe now, that you'll never leave him and you love him.

ELABORATE ON THE PM DAZAI WATER BOARDING THING IMMEDIATELY (respectively 😞)

TW- Waterboarding, Psychological Abuse, Verbal Threats

It was a punishment, the first time he did it. Now, usually when he punished you, it was usually a beating on a spanking maybe, but PM!Dazai is an experimentalist at heart when it comes to torture. He had dragged you to a cold, damp room. Completely empty except for an adjustable table with a board strapped to it. The screaming and thrashing was instant as he held you to his chest and dragged you to the table, the swinging of your arms useless as he fisted your hair and moved you to the table. The black straps used too hold you down were tight as the leather dug into your skin, he had adjusted the table down so that your head was close to the ground before his hand grabbed ahold of the white cloth. His hands playing with it as he hummed moving about as he then placed the rag in your mouth. Your mouth being forced open as the rag was being forcefully stuffed into your mouth, all you could see were those empty eyes, as you heard him pick up something heavy sounding, the clinking of the object on the concreate floor let you know that, that something was metal. Your body fully tensing before going into shock as you felt the unexpected cold water pour onto your face and your sense were overcome by the liquid getting into your nose and leaking down your face, the water getting into your ears as everything soon sounded muffled, the moisture soaking your top half as your eyes reactively shut close, being almost drenched by the time he let up and pulled the metal object back. Sitting the bucket on the floor, you felt his coat brush against your cheek, before your eyes steadily opened, careful too not get water into them, only too find him looming down at you when your vision became clear again from repeated blinking away the blurriness the water once left. His eyes were no longer a soft chestnut, but instead an eerie crimson, the light completely gone as his palms sat flat on his thighs, his hair almost shielding the none-bandaged eye. His bandaged left-hand pushing at the wet strands of your face as they clumped together in a sopping mess.

"I'm gonna do this again and again. Every single time you misbehave, you'll be laid on this table... maybe then you'll learn that I don't tolerate such insolence."

Can we PLEASE talk about fucked up foreplay? All I can think about is PM Dazai curbstomping some poor dude who betrayed the mafia (it's standard protocol after all, jaw breaking+three shots to the chest) and it's for your enjoyment, just because you asked if you could watch because you're both equally fucked up and it's like, a whole thing, he drags the torture out, humiliating the man ,spits on him, asks you to spit on him as well, makes him kiss his boot or the gun he's gonna shoot him with, just—fuuuuuuccckk

TW- Murder, Detailed Torture, Violence, Blood, Gore

YES WE ABSOLUTELY CAN!!! I NEED MORE THIRST LIKE THIS IN MY INBOX IMMEDIATELY!!! Thxs!!! (I may have went overboard...)

The both of you were at Lupin when Dazai was made aware of the situation, stepping away too take the call as you tipsily conversed with the bartender, the little giggles bubbling from your throat as you spewed whatever came to your mind. He wasn't gone for long though, only a couple minutes before you felt him leaning over your shoulder from behind, his lips inches from your ear as he told you that the both of you had too go. He was quiet as he led you out of the bar, leading you by the waist into a sleek black car, giving the man upfront directions as he closed the door. He was unbothered as you messily climbed into his lap, your head foggy from the liquor as his hands moved to your waist too help you coordinate better before you sloppily made out with him, you always found Dazai too be extraordinarily attractive, but even more so when he was pissed, plus mixing the smell of his cologne into it, it just gave you a whole new experience of a high. There wasn't much reciprocation on his end as his hands sit on your hips, he just allowed you too do as you pleased. The drive felt quicker then you originally thought, as the car stopped and Dazai reached for the door handle as Dazai told the driver, "watch her." You had tugged on his coat when he said that, crawling closer to him as you whined, pleading to him with a, "wanna watch 'samu..."

He stared for a moment before his hand reached out and grabbed your arm and pulled you out, stumbling into his chest as he shut the door behind him. It was a dark alley that he led you down into, a man bloody and bruised laid on the floor, he was covered in dirt and soot, his once white shirt now soaked through with crimson and mud as his face bled, ruby droplets leaking down his chin as they fall to the floor in a constant flow. His uncovered eye was empty as he stepped closer to the man, slow and calculated, like a predator as his men that were guarding the traitor stepped away as Dazai shooed them away, you following close behind him. Dazai stood in front of the cowered man, his whole body shaking as Dazai stared down at him, before he dragged the man to the stairs a few feet away, the man began pleading for his life, making promises he knew he'd betray in the future as he was thrown face-first into the hard concreate of the stair case, his nose busting on impact as his mouth fell open and he let out a muffled cry.

"Because you couldn't keep your fucking mouth shut, I had too be called away too come deal with you." Dazai snarled as his foot harshly came down on the back of the mans head, the sound of the mans teeth shattering made a loud cracking echo as the mans mouth instantly started too leak blood and the chipped pieces of his teeth fell out of his mouth. The man was left panting and before he could move, Dazai kicked him in his stomach, causing him too groan and roll onto his back. He gestured you over, letting his hand settle on the arch of your back as he scowled at the man. "Apologize to her, and maybe I'll think about ending you quickly." The apologies that spewed from the mans bloody mouth were instantaneous as he looked up and pleaded to you, only too have Dazais foot come down, crushing his femur in the process. It was a loud ugly wail that left that mans lips, so loud that you thought his vocal cords would bleed. The man quickly shut up when Dazai pulled out a Colt M1911A1, pointing it at the mans chest, you saw the deep fear in that manns eyes before he quickly squeezed them shut and tried too quiet his sobs. Dazai felt a pawing at his chest before he looked over at you, your pupils blown as you tugged at his belt, he hummed at you before leaning down and capturing your lips in a kiss before he slipped his tongue in your mouth, only pulling away when he felt the man moving under his foot, that was still dug into the man femur.

"You're so fucked up sweetheart... getting wet from watching me break a mans jaw, hm?" Before you could even attempt too deny his claims, you felt one of his hands slip into your panties, rubbing you through them as you quietly gasped, clinging to him. He looked over at the man, his fingers now rubbing your clit as he took in the sight of the mans wide-eyed expression. His hand, that was still gripping the gun, playfully moved around, taunting the man as he waved the gun in his face. The moment he pulled his hand out of your panties, you tugged at his hand, trying too drag it back. Placing a quick slap on your ass, he walked over to the man, placing his foot on his chest. "Thank me." Dazai stated, the man immediately spewed his praise, thanking Dazai for his mercy and that he was sorry that Dazai even had too come out, his voice coming out gargled as Dazais foot pushed harder into his chest. Until, Dazai backed off, letting the man take a couple deep, much needed, breaths. The man didn't even have time too blink before the sound of three distinct gunshots echoed through the alley and he felt a burning pain before everything went black as he felt a warm red liquid pool on his chest.

Ah, good day to you! (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠) (Oh, I would like to write right away that I do not speak English and in fact I am writing through a translator in the keyboard, so please forgive me,if something is unclear or written incorrectly(⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠) )

I hope I'm not distracting you too much or causing you discomfort thoughts that I am going to describe below. I just had a little thought and wanted to share it with you a little:_)

The thing is, I just read your post with Yandere Dazai about the spoiled foreplay,where he dealt with a traitor before our very eyes. And to be honest, although I am not a fan of Yandere and am also absolutely against violence in any relationship,I can't Not read something on this topic sometimes. Mostly because of interest, because in such blogs (or simply under the tag #Yandere Dazai) sometimes there are interesting ideas for my correspondence for the characters with my friend or just for my own imagination. And so...

Honestly, I can't help but constantly think about the scenario where I would like to bring Dazai to absolute anger towards our enemy.🥲 So that he would shake with anger and literally lose his head, become wild...(and after all this there was the most passionate and long sex in this whole relationship ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ(⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) (I just love Dazai so much, sorry, hphph....) )

And I especially just like it in the scenario where Dazai accidentally, passing by on his way to work, saw how our boss from work,Who allegedly simply invited us for a business conversation, started to pester us in a dirty manner, etc...And we wrote to Dazai that we would be busy at lunchtime on an important matter and Could Dazai feel resentment(?)...But of course, then, having seen what was really happening, he immediately rushed to help,when we were trying to fight off this guy and running out of the restaurant. And then, although Dazai ordered his men to take him to the mafia basements,he was actually planning on putting on a little 'show' for us...Showing us how he first maybe scalps this guy, skins him, and then cuts off each finger,with which he touched us...Then, perhaps getting emotional, Dazai just randomly hits him, letting off steam,and in the end of course killing him...(And I just would like to see him at such a moment a little, to be honest,seeing how strong he is, how handsome, when he is so emotional because of all this...>--< I love all of Dazai's emotions, sorry, phph)...And then when he finishes,he turns to us, covered in blood, disheveled and still in a state of affect from all this. And we come up and kiss him, and then we go home and help him change his clothes and bandages.(Ah, I've just always dreamed of doing this with him.>--<)

Oh, well, that's how it is, please forgive me, it turned out to be too long by accident, as alway༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ Have a nice day! Although I personally am not a fan of all this, I like the way you write and I wish you creative inspiration. (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ (And beware of all kinds of crazy and inadequate people in life, be careful and healthy<⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>)

TW- Torture, Implied Sexual Assault, Gore

This is very interesting, because I also like too dive into some of Dazais darker emotions, such as anger. Because we don't really get too see him being genuinely pissed, and I know it's because Dazai is good at controlling himself and keeping himself in line, but I'd like too see him just lose it occasionally. The only time I can think of, off the top of my head, is when Dazai was still in the port mafia and Akutagawa fucked up that mission, where he killed that one guy from Mimic and Dazai, having all his planning and hard-work go to waste, just got so severely pissed and punched Akutagawa in the face and shot at him 3 times, when Akutagawa got smart with him. As for this scenario, I do think it'd be in Dazais character, like we saw with Dazai when he shot that guy like 12 times and laughed hysterically about it. We've seen Dazai lose himself quite a few times, so if Dazai were too come across a scene such as this, he'd most definitely lose it, leading him too absolutely torture this man. Besides the canon Mafia torture, he'd want this man too be awake for as long as possible and feel everything too an unbearable degree. But, in canon, Dazai would mostly start off with the psychological torture before moving to the physical part of everything and if this man was stupid enough too possibly taunt Dazai, then yeah, I could see that leading too Dazai becoming emotional, because Dazai at the end of the day is still human, no matter how much he tries too perceive- or even thinks differently.

The fucked up foreplay post has me thinking so hard rn. Like such Harley Quinn and Joker vibes. It makes me wonder what would happen to reader after Dazai left the pm…did she follow him? Did she go bat shit insane??? Did he kidnap her and lock her in his basement so she can’t ever leave him????? who knows.

I never really thought about that. I'd say that he most likely took her with him though. Because if you think about it.. they're kind of alike- or at the very least they're both pretty fucked in the head. I don't think that he'd take you too join the agency though, I think that he'd keep you at home. Because, it's pretty easy for dazai too adapt to his environment and play the role of the good detective, allowing people too let their guards down around him, that might not be the easiest for you and he's take that into consideration when he let you come with him. I personally like the Harley Quinn and Joker idea... but it'd be so much more entertaining if were too be a relationship like Chucky and Tiffany. Especially if it were the situation where Dazai literally desensitized and molded reader into the way she is now. Again, like Harley and Joker, but I'm more obsessed with Dazai hating this new life for himself and wanting too go back to the way he was, but only doing this because of Odasaku, because he did care for Oda, he wants too commemorate him and his wishes. But, maybe Dazai liked that fucked up lifestyle, the freedom too do as he pleased, especially with you by his side.

okokok ya know how yosanos ability fixed people on the verge of death, healing them completely

what if it brought back women's hymen, making them like a virgin again.

Ada Dazai being your bf finding this out when you both decide to get freaky~ and he sickenly loves the fact that he becomes your first, over and over and over again

You just a sweet and innocent thing, thinking that you were just getting healed after a rough mission, not knowing that dazai is hoping (not to be malicious because he loves his precious bella) but because he wants to fuck you and act like he's taking your first time again

I love this idea, simply because if he wasn't your first, during your actual first time. I think this would make him feel a bit better. Because now he doesn't have too think about that anymore, he'll just delude himself into thinking that he was the very first man- the very first person, too ever touch you, the thought of him taking your virginity over and over has him on a high. Especially when the first time happened, he knew something was a little off when he tried too touch you. You were more squirmy then usual; a lot more tense as well and he just knew something was a little off. Especially when you were wincing more then usual, he just kinda thought there would be discomfort after every time. So, when Yosano used her ability for the second time on you, Dazai made sure too ask her too look you over as you were still asleep, just incase there was something more serious going on. So that's exactly what she did, and that was a very unexpected phone call for Dazai, being told that your hymen was back... after everytime? He was in shock for a little while after that. Dazai even asked Yosano too check every time she was done healing you. If we wanted too take this down a darker route though, he might even purposely put you in harmful situations, not enough too actually hurt you- let alone kill you. But, Dazai has been known for putting people in harms way for... his own gratification. So, it wouldn't be too out of the blue.

YOU WRITE BSD CHARS SO ACCURATELY DUDEEEE ive been dying to read smth non fucking fanon but nsfw w dazai mostly HELP and i found ur account and bro ure a life saviour istg.

I love ur writings more than i love myself istg

WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE IF U WROTE THINGS DAZAI WOULD SAY IN BED :3 like ?? I feel like this man would praise u sooo much while doing the most unholy shit to you,, but i also feel like he wouldn't exactly degrade you but hed deffo mock u..

HES SO UGH I NEED HIM MORE THAN ANYONE DAZAI HMU ㅜㅜ

Aww, thank you so much, that is the biggest compliment because Dazai is so hard too figure out and even harder too write for!!!

TW- Implied Gun-play with PM!Dazai

ADA!Dazai-

-"Put your tongue back in your mouth before I stick something else in it."

-"You're so whiney baby... you gonna tell me what you want in full sentences or are you just gonna keep babbling?"

-"You're too pretty too be covering your face pretty girl.. move your hands for me."

-"Make a mess and I'm gonna make you lick it up, so it'd be best if you controlled that pretty little pussy of mine, yeah?"

-"Such a little minx you are, love. Touching me like that while I'm sleeping.. you're so needy."

PM!Dazai-

-"I thought you said you could take it.. oh, you can? So why are you crying, hm?... Get your face out of the pillow and answer me."

-"You take my cock so well... you think you could take it just the same if it was my gun fucking you instead?... mmm, actually I think you could take my gun even better."

-"You're so fucking loud, do I need too shut you up?... don't look at me like that, it certainly wouldn't be with my cock, you haven't even gotten close too earning that."

-"Being fucked is a reward, given your behavior recently, that shouldn't even be on your mind."

-"Coming untouched, huh? That's quite pathetic, even for you."

Beast!Dazai-

-"My pretty girl... so polite. Saying thank you when I let you cum, I taught you well, huh?"

-"Ah ah. Don't. That's not yours too touch."

-"Watch your mouth or don't speak. You don't get too cry about not cuming knowing the way you've acted today. You're lucky I'm fucking you at all."

-"Slow love, undress slower for me, I'm not going anywhere, I'd like too enjoy it, can you give me that baby?"

-"I said I'd make you cum when I got home, what? You thought just because you were sleeping that I wouldn't follow through? You wound me love."

Hi!!! Not a request, just a question if you don't mind. Ever since I found your account and read your SSK poly work, I've been thinking about this for a while, what would happen if Chuuya and Dazai found out you killed someone?

I like this question, simply because I've thought about it a lot, but context is needed for this situation. Although I will say, despite the context, Dazai and Chuuya would still protect you, whether this murder were too be premeditated or not. You mean more to them then the law, especially if it's PM!Dazai and Chuuya. But I'll give a premeditated and accidental murder scenario for them.

TW- Murder, Manslaughter, Implication of Assault.

Premeditated-

If the murder was premeditated, PM!Dazai and Chuuya would surely have contradicting reactions, especially if you were also working for the Port Mafia at the time. If you are working for the Port Mafia, it isn't gonna be a big deal, and while Chuuya isn't too big on killing, he does it because it's his job. PM!Dazai on the other hand, really doesn't care, you're in the mafia, murder is apart of the job. Now, if you're not apart of the Port Mafia then you're gonna get a different reaction from both of them. From PM!Dazai, instead of nonchalance, you'll get interest. He knows people have a plethora if reasons why someone would commit murder, but he wants too know yours. What brought you to that point, of taking the life of another, were you angry? Vengeful maybe? Perhaps you were owed something and came too collect, he's not sure but he wants too know. With Chuuya, he'll be sad about it, you're not involved in their job and he doesn't want you too be, and this is one of the reasons why. Although Chuuya has a strong sense of loyalty, he also has a pretty strong moral code. Although this won't make him dislike- or even hate you, depending on the reason and who you killed, but he may look at you a little differently for a while.

But when it's ADA!Dazai in the situation of you premeditatedly killing someone, I think that he would give you a different reaction, as opposed to PM!Dazai, again depending on whether you work for the Port Mafia or not, would vary ADA!Dazais reaction. Simply because, and this is assuming you met ADA!Dazai after he left the Port Mafia, and Chuuya depending on if this a poly or not. But if you did meet him after he left the Port Mafia and you committed this murder, he'd use his position too protect you, but he'd also want too know why you did it. He'd feel a bit melancholic, mostly for you. Merely because he understands what it feels like too take someones life, especially with him trying too do better, become a good man if you will. He doesn't want you too live with the potential guilt, but because it is premeditated, I don't doubt that he'd have an inkling that you were up to something. He'd try too convince you not too, and too just let the police deal with it, but even he knows that people don't always get the justice that they deserve. So, if it was something that you felt you had too do; a last resort of sorts, he'd help you out, he'd be more efficient at getting away with it, given his experience. If you did work for the Port Mafia, which he'd do his best too get you too leave, he's not too thrown off, that's apart of being in the Mafia; committing murder.

Accident-

If you accidentally murdered somebody though, PM!Dazai, in my opinion, wouldn't care and I say that simply because, he, himself, has stated that he's not a virtuous person; meaning that he is someone who habitually does wrong to his own detriment and takes pleasure in it and he also, very obviously, lacks a moral compass. I think he'd be more intrigued about what about lead up to the murder, instead of the murder itself. If it were too be because they were trying too hurt you, or assault you, he'd give evenless of a fuck, because realistically, if he found out that someone was trying too hurt you, he would've killed them himself. So you doing it, actually prevented hours of torture for that person, especially if it was quick, they should thank you in the afterlife. PM!Dazai would just simply have the body gotten rid of, disposed of, like trash as he brings you back to his, cannonic, shipping container. Chuuya though, he'd have a more extreme reaction, depending on the context and circumstances. If it was someone trying too hurt you, he'd be pissed, gently taking you away from the scene as he barked orders at his men too get rid of it, hushing you as he let you cling to him in either shock or tears as he pressed gentle kisses to the top of your head. He'd get you counselling if you need it, obviously under the guise of the Port Mafia, he doesn't need this being reported. But if it were more of a recklessness on your part and you were playing around, Chuuya would be a little pissed at you. Scolding you for a while, but he knows things accidents happen, so he'd just have his men get rid of it and you're forbidden from doing the thing that led to that accident in the first place.

The reaction you would get from ADA!Dazai, really wouldn't differ from PM!Dazai in this specific scenario, because it was an accident, he'd want it too be taken to the police, seeing as you've done no wrong. Especially if that person was trying too harm you, you had every right too defend yourself and although he's proud of you for being able too handle your own, the chances of you being out of his sight are very low now. Now, if it was a reckless mistake on your part, he wouldn't let it get out, because that is no longer self-defense, but is now Manslaughter. Which you could go to jail for, he wouldn't be happy with you but he's not mad either, and I say not mad because accidents do happen, but also not happy because you've essentially put yourself in a situation that he now has too get you out of, while he'll still protect you with everything he has, he'd like you too refrain from having anymore of these types of... accidents.

Please I'm begging for a dazai nut hc I'M DESPERATE—

Good thing I'm here too serve~

It doesn't really taste that good if I'm being honest. I know a lot people write it as his cum being saltyish or even sweet, which is fine, but let's be honest, this man has never taken a sip of water in his life, nor does he eat his fruits and vegetables. His diet consists of sake, beer and canned crab. His cum is like battery acid stg, but, if you do have a problem with it, he'll eat pineapple, or anything that can make his cum taste a bit sweeter, but he actually likes pineapple, it's not too sweet and it's not too over-whelming for his taste buds. He'll start too drink water too, but you'll have too remind him consistently, not because he forgets, no no no no no, this man has amazing memory, he just doesn't care too drink it a lot. Although he does cum a lot, it's not really thick or anything, but there's so much of it, so much that it starts too leak out of your mouth and down your chin. Either that, or he'll fill your pussy up to the brim; or ass if you're into that and you'll let him. It makes his cock hard in seconds too see his cum leak from your used cunt, he loves too use his thumb too rub your clit so that your little hole contracts, pushing the cum out of you as you try too wriggle away, only for him too quickly pull you back and tell you too, "quit moving bella', I'm not even close too being done with you yet." Also, just a little add in, I think Dazai has huge preference as too where he cums; that being in you. Because he's lazy the thought of having too change the sheets because they're soaked through leaves him throwing quite the tantrum, groaning and whining, but if you really don't want too sleep on cum soaked sheets, he'll lay a towel down or a blanket that you don't care about very much, he'll deal with the aftermath in the morning.

Do you think Dazai would defend me in court/jk

Yeah, he would. While Dazai can be silly and even unserious most of the time, he's still an amazing talker. He's able too talk himself out of every situation, so, while he's not a lawyer, he'd give you tips on what too say, when too cry, how too say it, everything of that sort. If he were too be a lawyer though, he'd have a very high success rate for his clients in getting them off or at the very least, getting a lot of charges thrown out and lowered. Also, with his job as a detective, he's highly familiar with the law and the little loop holes, especially if you're his s/o, he'd do everything too get you off scott free.

Sitting in ADA!Dazais lap as he plays with your cunt, sobbing into his shoulder, your tears leaking through his bandages as him and Beast!Dazai have a conversation and PM!Dazai is just messing with the tv...

Hey!!! Question and feel free not too answer but how would Dazai feel if his s\o was in a gang when they were younger?

Dazai would find it quite interesting, too say the least. His precious baby being involved in a gang at such a young age? My, you're quite the dangerous little thing, aren't you love, hm? Now, if you were high ranking in this gang, he'd be quite impressed, he'd ask you a lot of questions about what it was like, what you did and if you've ever killed anyone. When you tell him that no, you've never killed anyone, it was just a street gang that got into fights, never anything like murder, at least while you were there, it was more of a gang for fun. He'd be quite relieved that you've never killed anyone and only got into petty fights. He's also happy too know that you can fight and protect yourself, so he's not gonna worry too much now, knowing that you can handle yourself in a physical altercation. He'd also feel a bit closer with you knowing that you've also been involved in that life for a bit, and while being in the mafia and being in a street gang are different, it still makes him feel a bit closer to you.

Kinktober Sneak-Peak

𝗕𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁!𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶 (𝗩𝗶𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗲𝘅)- Away on a business trip with no physical access to you as his cock sits uncomfortably in his boxers while he thinks about you... but then he remembers, he let you have a phone for a reason.

𝗕𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻!𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘆 (𝗣𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰 𝗦𝗲𝘅)- He's the boss, he runs shit in Bonten, he doesn't have a problem fucking his fingers into you as you make a mess on his hand, nobody else should have a problem with it either.

𝗖𝗵𝘂𝘂𝘆𝗮 (𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿)- You didn't know who he was, but those pretty sapphire eyes led you into his bed... never too be seen again.

𝗣𝗠!𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶 (𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻)- Dazai thrives off control, meaning your smart-mouth is a big no-no. Unluckily for you, he knows just how too break you down.

𝗔𝗗𝗔!𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶/𝗕𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁!𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶 (𝗖𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴)- The man in your home felt... off. He looked like Dazai, sounded like Dazai and even acted like him... but he kissed you differently, fucked you differently and even tasted different. Maybe it was just the red blinking light in the corner that was messing with you.

Dazai- "You're like a thorn, pretty too look at until you touch it."

Y/N- "I prefer Belladonna."

Dazai- "Belladonna, huh? Beautiful but poisonous... what makes you say that?"

Y/N- "Come taste me and find out"

Dazai- "Cheeky little thing you are.."

What do you think abt yandere meursaukt arc Dazai being yandere for one of the guards or just workers in general?

Wasn't he in prison for only 5 days or somethin'?

Nevertheless, I personally think it would take Dazai a while too become a yandere for someone, it wouldn't be a "at first sight" kind of thing, it'd have too be a build up of obsessive thoughts for him too even react. Meaning, you'd basically have too overrun that mans life with thoughts of you. Not intentionally, because he'd know what you'd be up to and I can see him going along with it for a bit, but he'd get bored. Now, I also think Dazai would originally blow it off as sexual attraction, but if he does manage too fuck you and he's still thinking about you to an obsessive degree, then you have a problem; him. Lets say Dazai was in prison for a while, the only other person he has too talk to is Fyodor, so if you were too be someone that he had too rely on, via, for food or even entertainment and you made conversation or even went out of your way too provide... special treatment. Then sure, I could see him being obsessive-ish, but only out of boredom and isolation and after he gets out of prison, he might entertain you for a while but he'll leave in the end. So I feel like it's an unlikely scenario.

Not a request lovey but I was wondering about how Dazai would feel if his s/o was related to a crime/mob boss

You have this mans interest peaked, he wants too know who it is and how you found out. Once you do tell him who it is, he'd do a whole bunch of research of his own on the relative, because he's highly intrigued, but it also depends on who it was. If your relation was immediate family, like your father of sorts, he really wouldn't want you near your father, because he understands that being in the mafia can bring casualties to those around them and he's not willing too sacrifice your safety because of your families actions. But, if it was a great grandfather of sorts, and you weren't in any harms way, he wouldn't mind it, he'd probably tease you a bit; about continuing their legacy. If we're talking about Beast!Dazai though... that's a little different, because in that universe, he's a mob boss himself, so if it was your father, he'd want too meet him, and I'm sure he'd use it to his own gain, maybe expanding the Port Mafias influence of sorts.

I don't know how or why this is happening but I woke up thinking about Kitsune Dazai... I gotta write it now 🙄