"why Is It Cartman" Cuz He's A Fucking Fag Dude, That's Why

"why is it cartman" cuz he's a fucking fag dude, that's why

Who in South Park would for sure read fanfiction about the other boys and why is it Cartman

there are only 2 genders and boy and girl and there are only 2 animals dog and cat and t ehre are only 2 colors red and blue and there are only 2 languages english and spanish and there are only 2 drinks water and soda and there are only 2 fingers pinky and thumb and there are only2 ways to love hugging or kissing and there are only 2 foods fries and burger and there are only 2 floors carpet or tile and there are only 2 houses apartment or mansion and there are only 2 things in this world that matter and they are PEE AND POOP

yup. And kendy could've been McBurger

What if instead of "-(e)ndy" we make "-burger" wendy's suffix in ship names.

Stendy who? You mean marshburger